(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Bong-Cha slammed down some mail on a table in front of Shi. It consisted of a shit ton of letters, and one package. "Here's your mail, your old hag."

Shi looked at everything with disinterest as she sat on the couch. "Thank you my dear." She said without an ounce of enthusiasm as she grabbed the huge pile of letters. "Can you open that package for me?

Cha grumbled in response. "Things I do for my little bao…" she thought to herself as she grabbed the package.

"Let's see here…" Shi thought to herself as she brought the mail to her face. She also had a paper shredder on standby. "Ad…"

SHRED!

she instantly shoved the first letter into the shredder.

"... Political ad…"

SHRED!

"... Letters form one of my old teammates…"

SHRED!

"... Training application…"

SHRED!

AHHHHHHHHH!

Shi's eyes went wide right as she heard the sounds of screaming coming from the shredder.

Cha slowly turned around, still holding the box. She just stared at the shredder. "What was that?"

Shi tilted her head slightly to the reader. "Don't worry, she's fine. This is a cartoon physics story after all."

Cha looked at Shi talking to herself with confusion. "So…are you going to get whoever that was out of there?"

"If she can't reform herself in about an hour then yes." Shi said coldly as she continued looking through the mail.

Cha just stared at the psychopath in front of her. "Fine I'm not going to question it." She said as she put the package down. She then started removing the tape and opening it. "You think at your age you wouldn't do stupid stuff by instinct like a child…"Opening the box she saw Trinity's cube face looking at her. "AHHHHHHHHH!"

POW!

In a flight or fight response, Cha punched the blue cube directly into the face.

BOOM!

Square package instantly exploded into a bunch of soda cans that flew all over the room.

Shi held up one of her arms, and grabbed one. She then examined it. The can was mostly light blue with a funny looking logo. It was a chibi Trinity face that was cross-eyed, and had a big Goofy grin. Below the stupid face it read "Squishy Cola."

Shi then turned back to Cha who was currently in the fetal position crying her eyes out. "No scary sleep lady, no scary sleep lady…"

Shi then looked back at the cola. She opened it and took a drink. "You know, not a bad flavor…"

—

(An hour later)

Shi slowly stacked the blue soda cans into a cup pyramid. "Okay, the tedious parts are out of the way." She said before digging into her pocket, and pulling out some scraps of paper. The paper itself was a slap dash mixture of black, pink, blue and white flesh toned coloring. "Let's get you into the proper shape for this." She said before she squeezed the paper together. In an instant she shaped it into a multicolored ball.

Meanwhile, Cha was lazy sitting on the couch. "Do you really have to be this theatrical?" She said with annoyance. "You can reshape people much easier than this."

Shi smiled as she raised her hand, preparing her pitch. "What? an old lady is not supposed to have fun?"

WHAM!

She threw the paper ball directly at the stacked cans causing it to crumble. As the cans hit the floor they exploded into a bluish, purple goo that started to grow. The paper ball itself slammed on to the ground next to the goo, flattening into a disc shape. Eventually, the cans stopped falling, and the gooey mass formed into a multicolored disc.

Shi looked at the Frisbees and smiled. "Let's get you two in the shape." Bending down, she grabbed the center of them, and started pulling.

POP!

The discs popped into the three dimensions as normal women, Emi and Trinity.

"If you don't mind me asking, why did you mail yourselves to me?" Shi asked.

"Aaaaaaaaa…" both of them mumbled as their eyes were spinning, and their tongues hanging out of their open mouths.

"Well, it looks like you two need some rest." She said, patting them on the heads. They instantly fell backwards onto the ground. "Oops…"

—

An annoyed Trinity, and a worried looking Emi sat on the couch. In between them sat Shi who had a calm demeanor. She started pouring some tea for the two new arrivals. "Now then sweeties…" she said, handing both of them a cup. "... Why were you mailed to me?"

"No reason at all." Trinity said with a grown. "We just like to travel."

Shi could pick up the venom and sarcasm coming from her voice. "So, I take it you two didn't come here willingly?"

Emi looked at the tall granny with a mix of embarrassment and worry. "Well our roommates think we are a bit sloppy in some aspects."

Shi stoic face instantly grew a grin. "So you want training?" She said happily before drinking some tea. "What type of training do you need from me?"

Trinity just gave Shi the stink eye. "Hey, I never agree to this training…" she said, jumping off the couch. "...Brook forced me into that box." She started stomping away. "... Do you have any idea how uncomfortable cardboard is…"

WHAM!

Shi slammed Trinity with a giant hammer. "No you don't…" The granny said sternly before lifting the hammer up.

The bottom of the hammer now had what appeared to be a purple, circular booty sticker stuck on it. In the center of said sticker was soles of the unfortunate circle's feet. Jutting out from the sides of the hammer's new decal appeared to be blue hair.

"Now, be a good paint job, and stay right there." Shi said before putting the hammer down onto the floor.

Emi just looked at the scary maniac she was sitting next to. That hammer swing was so fast she couldn't even see it move. It was like reality skipped a few frames. She started to sweat a bit.

"Now then…" Shi said before turning to a now very scared Emi. "... Why did you come to me for training specifically?"

Emi at this point was shaking as the tall woman gave her creepy ass smile. "Um…" she whimpered. "... The dust bunnies recommended you."

Shi giggled. "Did I come off as that impressive to those scamps?" She said, patting Emi's head. "And what does blue hair need help with?"

The head patting did not help calm Emi's nerves. "She can't handle heat, and Brook and Grace thought you could help with that."

"Melting problems then…" Shi said, licking her lips. "And I already know your problem."

Emi was taken slightly aback. "Um…how did you…?"

"It was pretty obvious…" Shi responded as she picked up her hammer. "... But don't worry I'll help you out with that." She grabbed Emi's hand and pulled her along. "Come on, let's get you…" she then stopped. "Oh yeah…" she then turned towards the kitchen. "I need your help with this Cha."

"Fuck no!" Cha yelled from the other room. "I'm not going anywhere near that crazy bitch's friends."

"What's the deal with her?" Emi asked, her fear giving way to confusion.

Shi simply shrugged. "I don't know." She patted Emi on the head. "But I know how to get her to come along." She then turned back towards the kitchen. "Come now, do I need to tell Bao you were being lazy instead of helping weak old me?"

On que, Cha instantly stormed out of the kitchen. "I hate you so much…" she grumbled, a look of other contempt on her face.

Shi turned back towards Emi. "Easy as pie."

—

Emi, Cha, Shi, and a three-dimensional Trinity walked up to an odd device in the garage. It looked like a giant office lamp. Shi patted the device as she wore a big smile on her face. "What do you think girls?"

The three women just stared at it. "Why do you have a giant lamp in your garage?" Cha asked as she scratched her head.

"Old training equipment." Shi responded as she messed with the device's controls. "I loved melting my teammates with it. Those smug babes were so fun to mess with"

As they were talking, Trinity was slowly backing away towards the door. "I need to get out of here!" She thought as she put her hand on the door knob. "I'm not going to be a victim to this crazy bitc…"

Before she could touch the door knob, her arm was grabbed. "Where do you think you're going?" Shi asked the terrified woman.

Sweat started coming down Trinity's face. "I was um…I was going to the bathroom! Yes! I was going to the bathroom."

Shi just gave Trinity a look of disappointment. "Your lies can at least be creative." She then started pulling the panicking girl towards the machine. "Anyway, let's get started."

"Wait! wait! wait!" Trinity screamed as she was thrown onto the base of the lamp looking device.

"Don't worry dear…" Shi reassured her as she messed with the controls. "... Will start off easy." She reached for the start button. "90° f should be a good start."

CLICK!

SPLASH!

The very instant Shi hit that button, Trinity went from a solid to a blue, purple and white flesh tone gooey puddle in the blink of an eye. The liquid was even bubbling from the intensity of the 90° f lamp like it was boiling water on a stove.

Shi scratched her head. "You told me it was bad, but I didn't think it was that bad."

Emi also looked on in shock. "To be fair, I didn't even expect she was going to melt that quickly." Shi then turned to Emi. "Um…GAAAHHH!"

Shi grabbed Emi by the neck. "Your training will be very simple." She told a panicking Emi.

SQUISH!

Shi slowly started molding Emi in her hands like she was clay. After about a few seconds she held up her prize in her hands, a Cute little Emi basketball. The surface area of the basketball consisted of three things. One was a plump butt which took up half the ball, two was the massive boobies that took up ¼ of the ball, and lastly was huge cartoonish eyes that looked around fearfully.

"There you go…" Shi said before putting down the basketball. "... Your goal here is simple, pop back." She then turned towards the door, Cha following close behind. "We'll come back in an hour to see how you are doing." And with that they left.

—

(An hour later)

"I'm back!" Shi yelled as she opened the door to her garage. "How are you two doi…?" She stopped herself as she saw what was in front of her.

Under the heat lamp the liquid was gone, but that wasn't the strange part. The strange part was what was above the lamp. It was a decent sized blue, purple, and white flesh-toned cloud.

"Like how?" Shi yelled as she looked on in complete disbelief. "That was just 90°f." She shook her head. A thought then occurred to her. "Did the worried one at least do well?" looking at the floor she got her answer.

On the ground was a ball, but not a basketball sized one. This ball was more the size of a pinball. Apparently, the basketball sucked so much at restoring itself, it actually managed to compact itself even more. At this point the only colors still showing on the ball were black, and blue.

The old woman facepalmed. "I have a lot of work to do, don't I?"