(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Bong-Cha looked around the baron backyard that only had one tree, a few bushes, and some grass. "This is it?" She asked herself as she scratched the back of her head. "... Isn't this supposed to be a birthday party? Where's the decorations, the food or even a simple table?"

Cha then heard the back door open. Turning around she saw a disappointed looking Shi. This piqued Cha's interest because she never saw the old geezer generally sad before that didn't involve one of her stupid soap operas.

"Oh I am nothing but a failure of a mother…" Shi dramatically stated as she pulled the handkerchief from her pocket. "... I let my little boy down."

"So granny…" Cha interrupted, a confused look on her face. "... Are you having a senile episode?"

Shi turned towards Cha, tears in her eyes. "I'm out of money…"

Cha just gave the old woman an annoyed look. "Am I supposed to believe that?" she then pointed at the old woman's three story house. "That you cannot buy simple party decorations."

Shi blew her nose before giving Cha the puppy's eyes. "The house is a hand-me-down." She said as she rubbed her tears. "I'm a bartender, how much money do you think I make? Do you know how many assholes don't tip?"

Cha still looked at the old lady with contempt. "You're telling me you couldn't buy simple party supplies for your son?"

"I'm a terrible mother!" Shi screamed as she bald her eyes out. "Bao is going to have a terrible birthday party."

Cha annoyance gave way to concern. "Bao…" She mumbled under her breath as she walked up to Shi. "... Okay fine…" she said in defeat. "... I'll get some party supplies…"

Shi was still bawling her eyes out. "Thank you my dear…"

Cha grumbled as she headed towards the back door. "I'm doing this for my little Bao, not for you." She then slammed the door behind her.

Shi wiped the tears away from her face as her frown grew into a devilish grin. "The water always works."

—

Bong-Cha walked into the Yummie's Bank with a look of complete and other contempt. "Where are the party supplies?" She grumbled to herself after a total of 5 seconds of looking. She then turned her head over to the help desk. There she saw a familiar face.

Catherine was sitting there reading a magazine like she always does. "Bao friend…" Cha yelled as she ran up to the desk. "... I need your help."

A very uninterested Catherine turned to look at the ponytail loser in front of her. "My name is Catherine…" She told Cha as she put down her magazine. "... And what exactly do you want?"

"Party supplies!" Cha yelled out.

Catherine looked at her blankly. "You do realize this is a grocery store right?"

Both of them just looked at each other in silence.

"FUCK!" Cha yelled out in frustration. "What am I going to do n…"

"YOU BITCH!" Suddenly, Cha heard someone yelling behind her. Turning around she saw an angry woman in a business suit. "Did you really think you could just waltz in here, and not suffer the consequences?"

Next to her was a most scantily clad woman with a baseball bat. "You're going to pay for messing with Ms. Puteri!"

Cha just looked at the angry woman in front of her. "Who are you supposed to be?"

Puteri grinded her teeth. "Don't think I don't remember what you did to my pretty body when I was messing with that dumb mechanic?"

Cha continued to think to herself. "Nope, it doesn't ring a bell?"

Catherine looked on with the same look of boredom she had 90% of the time at her job. "Boss, Nina, what the hell are you doing?"

"We're getting revenge…" Nina bluntly said as she swung her bat around. "... Boss has a history with this woman."

Puteri then pointed at Catherine. "Help us cobbler this bitch!"

Catherine just grabbed her magazine. "I'm not paid enough to do that." She said before she got to reading again.

"$2 bonus!" Puteri stated.

Immediately, Catherine grabbed the stool she was standing on and pointed it at Cha. "Sorry, but business is business."

The three women surrounded the still pondering Cha. All three ladies held up the weapons above Cha. Cha then snapped their fingers. "That's it!"

POW!

POW!

POW!

—

Cha happily hummed to herself as she walked out of the store with her supplies. A mighty catch, and pretty cheap too.

In her left arm she was carrying a purple, green and brown medium size table. The bottom of the table had four legs and a cute picture of a butt on it. The top of the table had a goofy smiling, derpy face. It was decently heavy, but with Cha strength it was no big deal.

In her other hand was a bunch of yellow, white flesh tone and black colored plates. Much like the table, each of the little plates had a cute little butt painted on it on the bottom, and the tops had goofy smiling faces.

Lastly, resting between her cleavage was a cute little 3x3 inch black and yellow box. The fancy thing had no detail, but did have a little pulley string attached to it.

Okay that's a few items down. "She said as she walked up to a car, and shoved the items in. "But there's a lot more to go."

She then began to ponder. "Now then, where can I buy party supplies?" Her phone then buzzed. "Hm…" she pulled it out of her pocket.

She got an email. She clicked on it. It read, "Warehouse offloading stuff it can't sell. First come, first serve. Game consoles, appliances, hot tubs, party supplies, and whatever else a dumb 5 feet idiot could ask for."

"Well that's oddly convenient!" Cha thought as she examined the email. She noticed the email didn't come from a company, but someone called Superbestgraffitiartist724. "Well nothing suspicious about that." She said with zero sense of self awareness before putting her phone away.

—

Cha got out of her car, and looked around. She was at a very abandoned looking warehouse. "That's strange…" Cha thought to herself as she walked closer to the building. "They were going out of business, but I didn't think the place would go to shit this quickly."

Slowly she opened up the door, and walked into the building. There seemed to be absolutely nothing in this place. "Hold on, where are the items…"

WHAM!

Suddenly, a massive anvil slammed down upon Cha.

"Yes!" Someone in the darkness yelled as they heard their trap go off. "Finally, my revenge!" The figure giggled. "You think I would forget about the time I was stuck on a wall for a month, or splattered into an ugly painting." The figure jumped out from the shadows. The figure itself was wearing blue jeans and a white hoodie. Her eyes filled with pure glee as she gave off a devilish smile. "Now I will use your pathetically flat body to make the best art the world has ever se…" she then stopped herself.

She saw Cha standing there as the anvil laid on her head. It slowly slid off before falling to the side of the very mad ponytailed woman.

Cha slowly turned her head towards the failed trapper, giving the unfortunate woman a death glare. "Oh, have we met before?" Cha asked in a monotone voice.

The mysterious woman just stood there slightly shaking. "Um…"

Cha then started walking towards her. "I don't think I remember your name, who are you again?"

At this point the mysterious woman started sweating as her shaking intensified. "...Tilda…" she said weakly.

Cha just raised her fist up. "Good to know."

POW!

—

Walking out of the warehouse, Cha was carrying a bunch of blue, white, brown, and black tinsel streamers. "At least I didn't walk out empty-handed," she thought to herself as she opened the trunk of a car and put the streamers with the other party objects. "Luckily, I know where to go next."

—

Cha had entered a local bakery. She looked around the drab place, checking out the products. "Okay…" she thought to herself. "...which one of these would Bao like?" She then saw something. Laying at the center was a three story, chocolate cake. "Perfect!" She thought to herself as she grabbed it.

STOMP!

Suddenly, the ground shook. "What the…" Cha thought as she turned around. Behind her was a giant of a woman with quite a lot of meat on her bones.

"Hey pipsqueak!" The Giant woman yelled as she looked down upon the ant holding the cake in front of her. "What are you doing with that cake?"

Cha just gave her a disinterested look. "I'm sorry, but I grabbed this cake first, get your own cake."

Giant woman's smugness turned to anger. "Why do you think I want your stupid cake?" Her contempt only increased as her glare became sharper "What? Is it because I'm fat?"

Cha weariness instantly disintegrated into embarrassment. "No, no, no, no…" she yelled in embarrassment. "... It's just that you asked me about my cake and…"

"No, no, I see…" she said with contempt. "... You just thought me, the cool and stylish Hera was just a mindless eating machine?"

"Look Miss…" Cha said, sweating. "... I mean you are in a bakery so I just assumed…"

"That I have no self control right?" Hera said, grinding her teeth. She grabbed the cake from the super embarrassed Cha's hands. "I wasn't going to eat it you idiot, I was going to do this."

GOOP!

Hera slammed the cake directly into Cha's face covering most of her body in chocolatey goodness. "I wasn't here to eat, I was here to bully!" She said with a hefty laugh. Cha just stood there eyeing the cruel Hera. "Now then, I hope you learned your lesson about judging people's appeara…"

POW!

—

Cha walked out of the bakery, a cake in hand. Despite also being covered in cake she seemed rather happy. It was a three tower cake. The bottom layer was pure black, and almost looked like it had a butt molded on the back. The middle section was also mostly black, but had some light tan coloring in one spot that almost made it look like the cake had breasts. The top layer was the most detailed with a mixture of light tan, and black with a big Goofy, smiling face plastic on it. Overall it was a very silly looking cake.

"Okay…" Cha thoughts as she loaded the cake into the car. "... Just need one more thing."

—

Jesse, and Jacoba were casually walking down the street, each of them with ice cream cones in their hands. Despite their relative default emotions being agitated and nervous respectively they seemed rather happy at the moment.

"What a peaceful day!" Jesse told her wife she held her hand.

Jacoba blushed. "Yeah, the weather's great today…" Suddenly, a twinge of fear went up Jacoba's spine. She then started frantically looking around. "And a bit too peaceful."

Jesse just let out a giggle at her nervous wife. "Come on, dear" she said as she wrapped her arm around her waist and pulled her in. "You always get too nervous about things." She then gave her a kiss.

Jacoba just blushed. Her worried face turned into a silly smile as it went red. "Thank you, I needed that…" she said as she allowed her body to relax."

"Don't worry dear…" Jesse said, as she continued to calm her wife's nerves as they looked into each other's eyes. Both ladies were inches away from a street corner"... We're just going to have a normal day for onc…"

WHAM!

Suddenly, someone running at lightning speed slammed into both girls. The two wives went rocketing into the sky, screaming their lungs as they disappeared from sight.

"God damn it!" Cha yelled, completely clueless as to what just happened. "I looked everywhere, but I couldn't find a stupid piñata!" She yelled to herself as she stomped her feet onto the ground. "The party starts in an hour, what am I going to…"

BONK!

Out of nowhere a piñata landed in front of Cha. The piñata was donkey shaped. The back half of its body was black, and the front of the body was white. The head was the most colorful. It had a red donkey mane that's stylishly hung off the head almost like hair. The rest of the head was weirdly white flesh-toned. And the stupid object's face had a big goofy smile on it

She was completely speechless. It was like it was gifted from the heavens. The very specific gift of a stupid piñata.

Cha bent down and picked it up. She noticed that it was rattling. "Sweet it comes with candy." She thought as she checked the small opening of the piñata. There she saw a bunch of little chocolates covered with green wrapping. "This is really convenient." She thought to herself. "No time for dilly dallying." She said as she put the piñata under one of her arms. "I have to set everything up before Bao comes home."

—

Cha tirelessly put the finishing touches on most of the decorations in the backyard. The table was set with its plastic plates, and a cake in the middle. The tinsel streamers were hung about, and a little piñata hung on a tree.

Shi herself examined the pinata. "Where did you buy this cute little thing? I love the craftsmanship of it." She said as she tapped it causing it to swing back and forth.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Cha said before laying down the black and yellow cube. She then grabbed the string. "Now for one last thing." She then pulled the string.

Backing away slowly, she saw the little cube size increase. As it started to grow tan skin coloring and what appeared to be eyes started to become visible. It kept growing until…

BOOM!

Instantly, the cube exploded into a massive structure. It was still somewhat cube shaped, but now about 15 ft tall and with a little bit more, shall we say detail. The front side was quite expressive to say the least. It was mainly yellow, and tan with a big derpy face on it. The display was cross-eyed, and had a closed smiling mouth with its tongue hanging out. Below the face decals were what appear to be large pillows that look like breasts. The inflatable had four pillars that were mostly black, with the front pillars having some tan coloring on the top. Besides that, the left and right sides of the inflatable were pretty uninteresting, only consisting of an upper yellow coloring, and a lower black coloring. The top itself was just pure yellow. And then there was the back. The back was more bloated out to say the least. It almost looked like the bounce Castle had a ginormous ass connected to its back. Overall, it was certainly something.

Cha happily looked at everything, sweat coming down her face. "Thank God I'm finally done." Cha said before leaning onto the bounce castle, its rubbery body, stretching it a bit.

Shi just looked at Cha with a little cute smile. "Why are you laying around?" She said as she walked up to the tired worker. "We still have one more thing to do."

Cha groaned as she looked at Shi with annoyance. "And what would that be…"

Suddenly, Shi grabbed Cha by her ponytail. "Helping me with the gift." Shi said giving Cha a sadistic look

Cha just stared into Shi's eyes, and showed the old hag nothing but contempt. She simply grumbled. "I hate you so muc…"

SQUISH!

—

Bao looked around, and saw the entire setup to his party. He was completely lost for words. "Mom…" he mumbled out.

Shi immediately hugged him. "We only got the best for you." She said with a smile. "You absolutely love it, don't you?"

There were a lot of things spinning around in Bao's head space. Why did they set this up like a birthday for a 10 year old? Why was all this stuff weirdly perverted? And most importantly, why set all of this up when at best only his mother and girlfriend were going to show up. "Um Thanks Mom." He responded with a fake smile trying his best to not disappoint her.

"Glad you like it dear…" Shi said as she pulled something out of her purse. "... By the way, here's my gift."

Bao looked down upon the package, he could tell it was obviously clothes which he would complain about, but he is in his 40s at this point so free clothes is free clothes. However, something about the package caught his eye. It was like tan and pink. Those colors reminded him of someone. He began to look somewhat depressed.

"What's wrong dear?" Shi asked.

Bao gave her mother a sad look "I was hoping Cha would show up but…"

"Hold on dear…" Shi interrupted somewhat in a panic. "... She just needed to do something quick at the other side of town. She'll be here a little later."

"Fantastic." Bao yelled, his smile returning. He then turned back to his gift. He then furiously ripped the packaging apart, and then opened the box. Inside was the most embarrassing sweater you could possibly think of. Bao just stared at it, his face completely frozen.

"What do you think dear?" Shi asked in an embarrassing, motherly way.

Bao gave off a fake smile again. "I love it." He mumbled before gently putting down his gift on a nearby chair.

Shi nodded happily. "Glad to hear that munchkin." She then pointed to the table that had the cake on it. "Go on enjoy your cake…" she then looked down upon the wrapping paper on the floor. "I'm going to clean this up real quick and if we're in luck Cha will be able to join us for cake."

Bao slowly walked to the creepy looking table, with the creepy looking plates, and the creepy looking cake with a bit of nervousness. "My mother sure knows how to decorate, I guess…"

Shi bent down and started picking up the wrapping paper shards. "You're lucky that Bao loves you so much. If it wasn't for him I would have left you like this for a lot longer."

If wrapping paper could grumble in annoyance it would at this moment.

(THE END!)