(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Catherine sat at the help desk reading a magazine like she always did. She spotted an ad for a very weird organization "What the hell is a TF League, and who the hell would partici…?"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" A familiar scream rang out.

Catherine put down her magazine, and sighed. "It's going to be one of those days…"

Immediately, a woman jumped onto the help counter, it was her boss Ms. Puteri. "Ew, ew, ew ew, ew!" She screamed as she shook on the counter, terror in her eyes. "We're infested, INFESTED!"

Catherine looked at her cowardly boss. There were a lot of things she wanted to say, 'like why are you having a panic attack?', 'Why are you acting like a five-year-old?', or 'Is this about your crush on the mechanic?', but she realized if she said any of these things she would be fired…from a cannon, so she had to choose her words carefully.

"What's the situation boss?" Catherine asked with disinterest.

"IT'S A RAT!" Puteri screamed pointing at the entrance. "A RAT IS IN MY BEAUTIFUL STORE!"

Turning around Catherine saw…certainly something. It first appeared that a shopping cart was moving by itself, but then she looked down. It was a mouse (not a rat) pushing it along. She watched as the little rodent pushed it deeper into the store, and out of sight.

"What the hell…?" Catherine mumbled to herself.

"KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!" Puteri shrieked into Catherine's ears.

Catherine gave her boss the stink eye. "My job isn't pest control?"

"I'll double your pay!" Puteri screamed in desperation.

Immediately, Catherine's lazy ass jumped out of her seat. "You got it boss!"

—

Ms. Sniffy pushed her cart along, looking at what was on sale. She normally didn't like leaving the house, but a girl's gotta eat even if they're only a few inches tall. Looking up at the top shelf she saw some 2L sodas. Scratching her head she pondered how she was going to get them down. She could climb up there, but they were too heavy to carry down. She would just make a mess on the floor if she just push them off.

SLAM!

Suddenly, something slammed on her tail. "Squeak!" The mouse yelled out as she quickly turned around.

There she saw a very bored looking woman, Catherine. The minimum wage employee was standing on the cute mouse's tail "So you're the thing my boss is freaking out about."

Sniffy looked at her with an annoyed stare. "I'm certainly not a thing?" She thought to herself.

Catherine lifted up her foot over the rodent. "Okay, if you don't mind, just die quickly for..."

CHOMP!

Sniffy bit down upon Catherine's foot. "AHHHHHHH!" Catherine screamed as she jumped up, freeing the little rodent. "Motherfucker!" she yelled as she rubbed her foot.

With this opportunity, Sniffy belined it as fast as she could away from the giant.

"You stupid, furry cockroach!" Catherine yelled as she put her foot back onto the ground, and gave chase. Despite the mouse's little legs it moved with surprising speeds, quickly turning a corner. "Get back here!" Catherine yelled out, following close behind.

When she got into the aisle she saw no mouse, only a bunch of cooking appliances, and baking material, mainly of the cake variety. "Where did that little rat go?" She thought to herself as she casually looked around.

Meanwhile, on the top lane, Sniffy peeked out from behind a flower bag. She smiled as Catherine continued to walk closer, and closer.

"Why the hell am I doing this?" Catherine's thought as she lazily looked around. "The money is good, but is it really worth looking for a stupid rat?" She then stopped right under the flower bag section. "What the hell could a rat even do…?"

WHAM!

Suddenly, a massive bag of flower slammed down directly on top of the poor minimum wage employee, crushing her flat. The mischievous mouse looked down to assess the damage. There was no sign of the employee, only the flower bag. Climbing down to get a better look. The little mouse noticed that despite falling from 6 ft the flower bag was no worse for wear. The mouse was slightly puzzled by this, but then just shrugged.

Sniffy looked down, and saw some yellowish, Play-Doh like substance squeezing out from the bottom. With her little paw she grabbed it, and started pulling.

POP!

The little rodent managed to pull out a funny looking frisbee size disc. The front side had stupid looking cartoonish eyes that were spinning around. They were complimented with a stupid painful grimace. The rest of the front was taken up by its enormous breasts. Turning the disc over she got a good look at the disc's mighty ass, its shorts riding up slightly.

She then looked back at the flower, and an idea popped into her head. With her free hand she grabbed the flower and pulled it along.

Eventually getting back to her cart, she put the flour into it before looking up back at the 2L sodas she was looking at earlier. She then looked back at the disc in our hands, the disc itself looking back quite pissed at the little rat.

Then, in a move that completely shocked the disc, the little fiend gave it a kiss on the mouth. The disc went green with disgust, but then felt something building up inside it. Don't worry, this was not love, that would be weird even for my stories.

Slowly, it started to inflate, but not back into its old self. Instead, it got slightly thicker with its eyes going cross. After a few seconds the disc became a cute, little, circular pillow.

Sniffy looked up as she moved the disc on the ground. When she was satisfied she let it go, and turned to the shelf. With her little paws she climbed up to the sodas. When she got up there she looked down upon the disc again, and then looked at the sodas. She then pushed one…

SQUISH!

The soda bottle fell directly upon the makeshift pillow. The pillow itself squirmed intensely, but the bottle itself was unharmed. The little troublemaker then went to another bottle.

SQUISH!

It fell right next to the other bottle on the mat. Sniffy slowly climbed down before turning back to the sodas. She carefully got them off the mat, and onto the cart. She then turned back to the mat.

Because of the pressure of the bottles, the mat was sort of mushed. Its facial features were cartoonishly misshapen, looking like it was a freeze frame of a wild take from an anime.

The little mouse looked at it with a smile. This was definitely a helpful employee.

—

(Later)

A young 20 year old woman of Indian descent stood at the register looking somewhat bored out of her mind. Before she could daydream more, a cart pulled up to her register.

The woman looked on in confusion as the cart sat there full of items. "What the…" Before she could finish a little mouse crawled onto the counter. The cashier's eyes widened, but strangely she was not overtaken by fear. "You're so cute…" she said with a loving smile. "... What are you doing here?"

Little mouse then grabbed her things, and started putting items on the checkout counter belt. The woman, without questioning this weird turn of events, simply started scanning the items.

After about 5 minutes she seemed to be done. "Okay that will be…" the woman then stopped herself. She saw that there was one more thing in the cart. Sniffy grabbed it, but didn't put it on the conveyor belt, but instead right beside the cashier. The cashier turned to the circular object in confusion.

It looked like a pillow, but was somewhat deformed. The top side sort of looked like a human face, but stretched, and smeared to a cartoonish degree. Something then clicked in her mind. "Catherine?"

Sniffy then pulled out a $50 bill. The cashier herself was still very much confused. "That's not enough to pay for everything…"

The mouse shook her head before pointing at the pillow.

The cashier just looked back at the item in her hand. "You want to pay…Catherine?"

The mouse simply nodded yes.

At this point the cashier looked at the mouse, and then back to the disc, she then shrugged. "Okie dokie." She grabbed the $50, put it on the table, and then put the pillow over it. She turned back to the mouse. "So how would you be paying for your items?"

The mouse pulled out a credit card. The cashier swiped it before giving it back to the mouse. "Thank you for shopping at Yummies Bank!" The cashier said as the mouse jumped off the counter. Sniffy slowly pushed the cart towards the exit, and left the building.

"That certainly was an…interesting customer." The cashier said, turning back to the cushion. "Is this really Catherine?" She thought to herself as she started poking it; it only wiggled in response. She hadn't really talked to Catherine that much, but she always thought of her as cute. She put her hand on it and started pressing down…

SQUEAK!

Then an idea popped into her head, an extremely naughty idea. She put on a devilish smile as she got up, and lifted the seat cushion over her seat. She slapped it down on the seat, causing it to slightly jiggle. She then prepared her booty. "You're still on the clock Catherine, and you got to be working somehow."

SQUISH!

Her booty slammed onto the new seat cushion. After rubbing her ass on it for a bit, she got back to work. "I'll turn you back, and give you the money when our shift is over."

The seat cushion had a lot to think about as it looked up at the cashier's ass, but one thing that filled her thought process. That damn rat. If that parasite ever came back she would make it pay.

(THE END!)