(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
"I'm going to give those sadistic freaks a piece of my mind!" Jesse yelled as she stormed through the entrance of a warehouse.
"Look Jesse, I understand you're mad." Jacoba panically yelled, holding onto her wife's arm, desperately trying to stop her from opening up a can of whoop ass, only to be pulled along.
In Jesse's freehand was a letter. It read, "Greetings Jill, the fantastic squishy streamer. Welcome to the Smash, or Pass game show. Where all types of squishing shenanigans will befall you, but if you succeed you will get a small cash prize."
Jesse caught the letter before Jill was even home. Both Jesse and Jacoba had started to catch on to Jill's 'hobbie', and it has caused some stress. "I will rip their goddamn arms off!" Jesse yelled as she looked around the empty Warehouse. "All right fuckers, where are you."
There appeared to be no one there. "Look, it seems like it was just a prank, we can go home, and forget all about…"
CLICK!
Suddenly, the floor below the two opened up, revealing a bottomless pit. The two could only turn to each other for a brief second before…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
WHAM!
Jacoba landed on her booty, her eyes spinning. "Where are we?" She asked, trying to focus herself. The room itself was pitch black, Jacoba barely being able to see a thing. "Jesse!" She yelled out, a fearful look on her face. "Where are you?!" Suddenly, someone grabbed her ass. Before she could respond…
RIP!
"EKKKK!" Jacoba yelled out as she grabbed her ass. "What the hell?" She turned around, and saw a person.
It was sort of hard to tell with the lighting, but they appear to have been a blonde with long hair, and a cute little red bow. She seemed to have a black dress that went all the way to her knees, a red short sleeve shirt, and red pants. In her hand she seemed to be holding a disc of some sort. "I think this is yours…" the mysterious woman said as she brought the disc closer to Jacoba's face.
"Wait!" Jacoba yelled as she got a good look at the disc. It appeared to have a picture of a cross-eyed, redhead woman with a painful grimace. "Jesse!" Jacoba screamed, grabbing her flattened wife from the mysterious woman's hand. She turned it around, and examined the back seeing the disc's jean covered booty, and flat high heel feet. Jacoba grabbed the disc's booty…
POP!
Jesse popped back into the 3rd dimension, and fell onto the floor. "Are you alright Jesse?" Jacoba asked.
"That was a pretty big meteorite." Jesse moaned in confusion, her eyes spinning.
Jacoba grabbed her wife, and helped her up. She then turned towards the mysterious woman. "Thank you…um."
"Alex…" The mysterious woman responded. "...and you two?"
"I'm Jacoba…" she then turned to her still dazed wife. "...and this is Jesse."
"Thank you mother, can I have another?" Jesse moaned in confusion.
Suddenly, the room lit up in a bright flash. Revealing a brightly colored stage with a woman standing in the middle. "Greetings contestants!" The mysterious woman yelled out, weaving her hands in the air. The woman was rather short with short black hair, a long black dress, black fishnets, and little white skulls in her hair. "Welcome to Smash or…"
"Alice what the hell are you doing?" Alex screamed in frustration.
Alice's expression changed from joy to annoyance as she gave Alex a glare. "I'm hosting a streaming competition." She said with a smug smile. "... It's an honest busine…"
GRAB!
Jesse grabbed the smug little gremlin by the neck. Alice's face bulged out from the pressure, going cross-eyed. "You're one of those freaks who keep humiliating my daughter!" She screamed, shaking poor Alice.
"Please stop…" Jacoba interrupted, putting her hand on her wife's shoulder. "... We shouldn't go straight to violence with everyone."
"But that's what makes me feel good!" Jesse responded with rage in her eyes, as she shook Alice harder. "Especially when she's a no good daughter smasher?"
"Please Jesse…" Jacoba begged with puppy dog eyes. "... Calm down."
Jesse took a deep breath, and dropped the short bitch onto the ground. "Why do you gotta be so cute, Jacoba"
Alex just looked on with a little smug smile.
Alice slowly got off the floor, her head still spinning "Hey what's the big idea…"
Jesse gave the worm of a woman a death glare. "Don't push your luck."
Alice slowly got up, wiping the dirt from her clothes. "Tough crowd it seems…" she then looked back at Alex who still had a smug grin, enjoying the brief humiliation the short stack endured. "... Just keep smiling bitch, you'll get your do." She thought before turning back to the angry redhead. "Anyway, I should probably explain the rules of the game…"
"Who said we're competing?" Jesse said bluntly, holding herself back from crushing the smug ant.
"$5 million…" Alice said bluntly.
Instantly, both Jesse and Jacoba's eyes went wide. "WHAT!" They yelled in unison.
Alice had a cocky smile. "Yep, the reward for this is $5 million."
Jesse's stoic stance instantly melted away. "Oh, I guess we jumped the gun a bit…" Jesse said with a fake smile, sweat coming down her face.
Jacoba jumped in front of her wife, and started shaking Alice's hand. "... We will be more than happy to play your game." She said, also sweating nervously.
Alice had a big smile on her face. "Like pathetic sheep." She thought as she shook Jacoba's hand.
"Are they really buying that horse crap?" Alex thought, rolled her eyes. "Does she honestly believe that I'm that stupi…"
Just then someone grabbed her arm. "Oh boy, we're going to play a game together!" A pink twin tailed hair girl yelled in glee.
"Mimi?" Alex yelled in confusion. "Where the hell did you come from?"
Mimi smiled at her friend. "I was invited by Alice to play a fun little game." She then started pulling Alex a long. "It's going to be so much fun."
"Please stop, let me go." Alex yelled in a panic, desperate to escape. "I'm not playing this stupid game!"
—
(Later)
All five women were on a rainbow colored stage. Standing in the center was Alice. She was in her usable attire with the addition of black top hat. On the left side were two familiar parents, Jacoba, and Jesse. Both of them were wearing a one piece bikini suit with leggings, and cute bunny ears. Jacoba was green, and Jesse was red. Jacoba herself was extremely embarrassed, her face blushing, Jesse also red in the face, but her face showed more contempt. "The money will make all of this worth it…" Jesse thought to herself.
On the other side of the stage was Alex, and Mimi who were also wearing bunny suits. Their colors being black, and pink respectively. Mimi had a big goofy smile on her face, while Alex's expression was basically mirroring Jesse's. "I told you, I don't want to play this game." Alex mumbled out.
"Well too bad!" Alice said with an evil smirk. "Because we're about to begin!" Above Alice a sign lit up, it read round one, and had a chibi pictures of Alex and Jesse with a versus sign between them. "Will our lovely contestants please step forward!"
Jesse let out an annoyed sigh before stepping forward.
Alex however stood completely still. "No…" she mumbled out.
Alice just gave her a look. "Alex!" She yelled out in frustration. "Are you willing to disappoint this live studio audience?"
"There's absolutely no one here besides the five of us!" Alex yelled out in annoyance.
"Well, that's three people watching you too this round!" Alice responded back, "That's enough of an audience right?"
Alex just looked at Alice with a stair that could kill an elephant. "Yeah, I'm not doing…"
Just then Jesse grabbed Alex's arm. "Look, I want to get this over with." She said, pulling Alex along.
"Stop!" Alex yelled out. "Let me go at once! I'm not playing this stupid game!" She desperately tried to pull herself away, but it did very little against the mighty strength of Jesse.
Both ladies stood at the center of the stage. Jesse looked inpatient, and Alex looked completely annoyed. "Are you girls ready?" Alice screamed at the top of her lungs.
Both funny girls just groaned in response.
Alice put on a devilish smile. "All right, let's get started."
The room went quiet, so much so you could hear a pin drop.
"So…" Jesse piped up. "... What are we supposed to do…"
WHAM!
Suddenly a giant piston slammed down upon where the two poor women once stood.
"JESSE!" Jacoba screamed, her eyes looking down upon the piston.
Meanwhile, Mimi was taken aback. "Alice!" She said, turning to the gremlin of a woman.
Alice simply shrugged. "Relax…" she said smugly. "... It's all part of the fun."
The piston slowly rises, revealing what the piston turned the two into. Down on the center of the floor was a cute little disc about the size of a frisbee.The pattern of disc showed two cartoonish eyes, and a pair of breasts barely being held up by their clothing, but they were not the same coloring. It was cut up into two sections, The left side which was red, and the right side was yellow, and black. Both also had the same white flesh tone color. The prideful women became a nice little plate.
Alice slowly walked towards the disc before bending down, Jacoba looking on in horror, and Mimi was still confused, the disc itself looked at the black dressed woman with contempt. "Let's get you off the floor."
RIP!
Peeling the pathetic disc off the ground, Alice checked its tail side. There she saw a circular, squished together, cute, flat booty. Their one piece riding up something fierce. "What pathetic booties…"
SLAP!
Alice gave it a good slap causing the disc to blushed. "I can't tell who has the flatter booty." She said putting the disc back on the ground. "Looks like we need to keep going until I can tell."
Suddenly, the disc started grumbling as Alice slowly walked back towards a red button. "Well, let's go again." She then pressed the button…
WHAM!
She then pressed it again!
WHAM!
and again…
WHAM!
AGAIN!
WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
Alice mashed the button like a crazed maniac as it caused the piston to go at incredible speeds, flattening the poor disc more, and more. Mimi, and Jacoba just looked on in horror. Finally the Piston stopped. "Well that should do it." Alice said as she looked down upon what became the poor disc.
The disc was now 10 ft in diameter. Much of its colors were the same, but now smeared up in detail, particularly the cartoonish eyes with the left one looking down, and to the left, and the right one looking up, and to the left. It was now a nice little carpet.
Alice walked upon the dumb little carpet, making sure to wrap her shoes on it as much as she could. "My, my…" Alice smugly said, bending down to get a closer look. "... You two seem evenly matched in being squished losers."
If carpets could respond it would be grumbling in annoyance, but being just a carpet it just sat there.
Alice bent back up with a smile. "Round one is a tie…" she said in a cheery voice. Her face then went to an evil grin. "Now it's time for round two…"
Jacoba just stood there, shaking. Meanwhile, Mimi just looked on in confusion. "This is a slightly weird game show."
—
Standing upon the freshly made carpet were two women, Jacoba, and Mimi. Jacoba looked like she was ready to faint at any moment, while Mimi had a dumb little smile on her face. "I wonder what fun competition we're going to do?" Mimi said as she turned towards Jacoba like the unaware idiot she was.
Jacoba turned towards Mimi, and just stared at her. "I don't mean to be mean, but do you understand…"
SQUISH!
Suddenly, two half sphere pistons came from opposite sides smashing into the two unsuspecting women. Alice herself looked on in glee as she slowly reached for her a special little button again. "Let's see how you two made out." Alice said before pressing the button again.
The two pistons immediately pulled away from each other, a basketball shaped object falling onto the carpet. Alice slowly walked towards the funny ball, making sure every step she took on the carpet pressed deeply into it. Bending down she grabbed the new basketball, and examined it.
The ball was simpler than the carpet in its details. One side was white flesh-toned with a line of pink running down the middle, the other was brown, with green running down the middle. The ball was essentially a sphere with two booties painted on.
"Hmm…" Alice sighed with annoyance. "... I wanted to see your stupid faces." She then squished the ball with both of her hands.
SQUEAK!
Alice's annoyance only grows. "Your squeaks aren't even that pathetic" she then put the ball back on the carpet. "Well, I guess this is also a tie." She then turned her head to a third even bigger button. "Let's get to the grand finale."
CLICK!
The room fell silent as Alice patiently waited.
…
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
SMASH!
From every direction pistons popped out, and smashed into the center of the stage squishing the pathetic ball, and carpet with painful efficiency. Alice just hummed to herself as she patiently waited for her dough to be properly squished.
After about 5 minutes the Piston stopped pounding the objects, and all pulled back. There on the ground was a cute little 3x3 cube. The cube was pretty colorful, with black, red, yellow, pink, green, brown, and white fresh toned, making it look like a cute little art piece.
Alice slowly skipped towards the cube. "And that concludes our show." She said mockingly before bending down to grab the little cube, and bringing it up to her face. "Thanks for watching!" She said, she waved to the non-existent crowd. After standing there like the delusional mad woman she was for a bit, she turned back to her little cube, an evil smile on her face. "I can't believe you four were that dumb." She mockingly taunted the cube, squeezing it in her hand. "I mean really, me having $5 million dollars? You are one dumb little cube? Hahahaha." She then squeezed it again. "Now then, what am I going to do with you ne…"
Alice then felt a tapping on her shoulder. "Excuse me!" A woman asked from behind Alice. "... What the hell are you doing."
Alice's eyes widened as she turned around, and got a good glimpse of the mysterious woman. Standing above her like a vengeful spirit looking down at a puny mortal was Jill. "What the hell are you doing goth girl?"
Alice looked up at the scary woman, her legs slightly shaking. "Ummmmmmmmm…" Alice was completely lost for words, Jill giving her a death stare. "... Look you don't know the full context of this, I can explain."
Jill looked at the cube in Alice's hand. "I'm pretty sure I have the full context." She said as she cracked her knuckles. "Especially the part where you squished my parents."
Alice started sweating, and started to shake more rapidly. "Come on, this was just…this was just a simple game, to show that…um…the bonds of family are stronger than any piston…ha…ha…ha…h…"
The two women just stared at each other in silence. "So how do you want to start your squishing?" Jill asked bluntly
Alice squirmed as she responded. "Please not the face…"
Jill grew a devilish smile. "Good, I know where to start, then…"
POW!
SQUISH!
SLAM!
STRETCH!
TWIST!
—
Jill let out a huge sigh. "Well this is just great!" She thought to herself, looked down upon the cube. "You know about my streaming business…" Jill understood that this was going to complicate things. "... Well, I guess we can talk about this later." She then put the cube in her pocket. "First I need to get you home, and get you two back into shape…along with the other two I guess." She then grabbed a string from the air.
The string was attached to a funny looking balloon dog. It was black, white, and white flesh-toned. Its ears had little skull hair pins on them, and its eyes were filled with fear, looking down at its owner.
"Come on, let's get home Skippy." She mockingly told the balloon, pulling on the string to shake it. "I'm not done with you." She mockingly said as she walked out of the warehouse thinking of all the ways she could mess with the cute little balloon.
(THE END)