(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Shi stood at the counter of her old, decrepit bar. The place was currently empty, with no customers in sight. Shi let out a big sigh, "I hate when the place is empty, so boring." Shen then turned towards some of her bottles. "Why does no one drink alcohol in this God forsaken tow…"
RING!
Suddenly, she heard the door open causing her to jump up. Coming in was two women, one was a happy-go-lucky blonde girl in blue clothing, and a red bow, and another less friendly looking woman with long haired green in green, black, and blue clothing. Both of them walked up to the counter and sat down.
"Hello Ms.bartender!" The blonde yelled out in a happy-go-lucky attitude. "I'm Phoebe…" She then turned to her 'friend'. "And this is my BFF Cassie."
Cassie just looked at her 'friend' with contempt before turning to Shi. "The strongest stuff you have."
"Alcohol?" Shi looked at Cassie in disbelief. "Are you sure about that?"
Cassie looked at Shi with contempt. "Why do you think I came to a bar, numbskull?" She yelled out, it was obvious to Shi that Cassie was not having a good day. "I'm here to get plastered!"
"All right." Shi responded before turning to Phoebe. "And you my dear."
"Apple juice!" Phoebe yelled out like she was five, instead of the adult woman she was.
Shi slightly sighed. "Okay, I will get you that in a jiffy." She then started pouring some apple juice. "So you ladies don't seem to be from around here."
"We came to this town for the cute little beauty pageant." Phoebe answered with a smile. "It's going to last for about 2 weeks…" Phoebe then frowned. "...Unfortunately, Cassie was the first one eliminated."
"Were you eliminated quickly as well?" Shi asked, her curiosity growing.
"No, I passed the first round…" Phoebe added, "...but that made Cassie angry, so she pulled me out of the competition."
"Those judges had no idea what they were talking about." Cassie shouted, her bitterness tainting every word she said. "Now we're stuck in this hell hole for 2 weeks until Allison picks us up."
Shi folded her eyes as she started pouring a beer for the prideful green haired woman. "So she's a bitch." Shi thought to herself before giving Cassie the glass of alcohol. "Enjoy your drinks ladies."
—
(After God knows how many drinks)
Cassie had her face planted firmly on the counter. "Uggggggh!" She mumbled as she bathed in her drunken sorrow.
Shi just looked at the sorry state of Cassie, and just shook her head. "She seems to be taking it hard."
"Yeah." Phoebe said, putting on a little frown. "She is super duper sad."
"Hacks!" Cassie yelled out! "They wouldn't know beauty if it slapped them on the face." The bitter green haired woman then turned to Shi holding up a glass. "I want another shot."
Shi just shook her head. "No."
Cassie raised her head up to look at the tall bartender, her face going from self-pity to angry. "What do you mean no?"
"You had too much…" shi said, grabbing Cassie glass from her. "I think it's time for you to call a taxi, and go…"
SQUISH!
Suddenly, an empty beer bottle slammed directly into Shi's head, shoving it into the bottle. Shi's face comically squished with her eyes crossed, her lips in a punker.
"I SAID I WANT MORE!" Cassie screens like a 5 year old before grabbing the bottle currently holding the bartender's head, and squishing it down, shoving more of her into the bottle. First her arms, then her boobs along with the rest of her chest, and then her legs. The hardest part for Cassie to shove in was the bartender's massive ass which thanks to the pressure was now three times its original size. "GET IN THERE YOU FAT FUCK!" Cassie screamed as she pounded on the ass.
Phoebe looked on in horror as Cassie finished stuffing the ass into the bottle.
SLAM!
The drunken Cassie slammed the bottle onto the table, and looked at her handiwork.
Inside was a very squished up, upside down Shi. On the front side her cartoonish eyes looked on as her fat, squished up boobs took up the rest of the front of the bottle, on the other side was a massive ass which took up the entirety of the rest of the bottle.
Cassie looked at the bottle, and smiled. Picking it up she brought it to her face, "That's what you get!"
"Cassie!" Phoebe interrupted as she stared at the bottle. "That seems quite mean."
Cassie slammed the bottle back up onto the counter. "Look I wanted more booze, and she was being rude." She then flick the bottle with her finger. "No one says no to me."
Phoebe sadly looked at the bottle, but her sadness gave way to curiosity. She saw Shi's eyes go cross as the bottle slowly started shaking. "Ummmm, the bartender doesn't seem comfortable in there?"
Cassie simply stared at Phoebe. "Phoebe…that's the reason why I put her into the bottle, to make her uncomfortable. I didn't do it because I thought she would enjoy it…"
Just then Shi busted out the top of the bottle like a genie from a lamp. "BUT I DID!" Shi screamed from the top of the bottle, everything but her legs not free from the liquor prison. "THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!" She yelled, showing off her nightmarish smile to the two patrons.
Cassie was taken slightly aback. "What the hell!" She said slightly nervously. "Did anyone tell you not to surprise people like that, you inconsiderate bitch!" She said with zero self-awareness.
Phoebe meanwhile, was shaking, Shi's face bringing untold amounts of terror to her. "Big scary lady, we're sorry!" She cried out, tears in her eyes.
Cassie looked Shi straight in the eyes. "Listen here you bag of bones…" she screamed, unable to read the room. "... Now when I say I want another drink, YOU'LL GIVE ME ANOTHER…"
WHAM!
WHAM!
Shi hands came down like hammers, squishing the two beauty pageant contestants flat. Shi licked her lips as she raised her stretchy hands from the floor.
Laying there were two cute little discs, one was blue, yellow, pink, and white flesh-toned, the other was green, blue, black and white flesh-toned. The yellow one looked on in horror, the green one was more cross-eyed. The rest of their faces were covered up by their flattened breasts that took up half of the discs front side. The two discs looked utterly adorable, and pathetic.
Shi jumped out of the bottle, and onto the floor, landing her feet directly onto the two discs. "That was really fun…" she said as she wiped her feet. She then walked off the mats before bending over to pick them up. "Time to get a view of the other side." She said before flipping them over. There she saw the soles of their feet, and their cute little butts. The blue one had pink striped panties, and the green one had red panties. Shi licked her lips before turning the discs to the heads side again.
"Since you two are going to be stuck here for two weeks, why don't you work at my bar?" Shi sadistically asked. "I could use some new temporary appliances."
In response, both the discs started mumbling in terror, and wiggling like crazy. Shi's evil smile only grew. "I'll take that as a yes…"
—
(An hour later)
RING!
The door to the bar opened. Shi turned to the door, and saw a decently buff Japanese woman with short black hair, long white pants, normal looking shoes, what appeared to be a red bra, and a white shirt she didn't seem to know how to wear properly as it hangs from her shoulders. What was most weird about her was she was carrying a Japanese sword, and a weird Japanese bottle that she forgot the name of.
Her face looked somewhat agitated as she walked up to the counter before slamming her ass straight onto a green barstool, the sounds of muffling coming from the seat, which the wary warrior ignored. "You got sake right?" She asked bluntly, a sound of shame coming from her voice.
Shi reached down, and grabbed a bottle of sake. "Hello Ms…"
"Asura…" the grumpy warrior mumbled out.
"Asura…" Shi continued as she poured some sake. "... What's eating you?"
"Was looking for the ultimate battle…" Asura grabbed the cup from Shi. "Instead, I ended up spending more than a month as a table for some insane granny." She then brought the glass to her lips. "Curb-stomping you along with your pride."
Shi shook her head. "Well you shouldn't be picking fights."
Asura didn't respond back, only taking a sip of her glorious alcohol, desperately trying to numb the shame.
SLAM!
The bar door slammed open, Shi turned towards the door, but Asura didn't even flinch as she continued drinking her sake.
The figure at the door was a brownish-skinned woman with light blue hair, a blue jacket, a black tank top, short blue jeans, and weird black socks that left her feet mostly exposed, although her socks weren't the weirdest part. She appeared to have horns, and a dragon tail. "I finally found you!" The mysterious woman yelled, her face filled with determination.
Asura just continued drinking her alcohol, paying her no mind.
There was a quiet awkwardness building in the mostly empty bar. Shi herself was somewhat annoyed by the young dragon cosplayer's brashness. "Who the hell are you?"
The Dragon Lady just gave Shi the stink eye. "I am the glorious Zahra!" She screamed as she ran up, and sat down upon a blue barstool. Stool muffled in response when Dragon ass slammed down upon it, but Zahra just ignored it. "I'm one of the greatest fighters the world has ever seen!"
It took everything for Shi to not roll her eyes at the arrogant dragon. "So what's your deal with Asura?"
Zahra put on a smug smile "She's the second best fighter in the world, and I'm the greatest fighter in the world. I occasionally have to beat her up to show my dominance." She then prepared her fist, and turned to Asura. "Are you ready to go?"
Asura continued to ignore her as she kept drinking more sake.
The fury in Zahra's eyes was replaced with confusion. "Ummm…aren't we going to fight?"
Asura just ignored her like she wasn't there.
Zahra turned towards Shi "What's gotten into her?"
Shi just shrugged. "Got beat up by an old woman, and then turned into a table for a month."
Zahra just stared at Shi. "... Are you serious?"
Shi simply nodded.
Zahra stared at Shi with a blank expression, then it started to grow into a smile. "Oh my God!" She then started laughing. "That's so fucking embarrassing!" She screamed as she banged her fists upon the table causing the whole bar to shake.
Asura slowly lifted her head up, and turned to Zahra.
Zahra's laughing fit became uncontrollable. "I mean, I've heard about embarrassing, but that's…"
POW!
Asura fist slammed directly into Zahra's face sending her flying across the bar slamming into a table, and bar booth.
"You want to go bitch!" Asura yelled as her astral projection fists surrounded her. "Because I'm willing to turn you into putty!"
Zahra got up from the rubble with a smile on her face as she prepared her dragon's fists. "If you got your ass kicked by a granny it's going to be so easy to ground you into paste."
Both women charged at each other, ready to throw down.
"STOP!" Shi shouted as she stood between the path of the two arrogant fighters causing them to halter their advances. "No fighting in the bar. If you're going to beat the shit out of each other, take It outside."
Zahra, and Asura just looked at each other, seeming to have the same idea.
POW!
POW!
Both of them punched Shi in the face, sending her flying.
WHAM!
Shi slammed into a nearby wall, flattening out three times her original diameter. Her legs, and arms spread out, her booty, and chest now three times their original diameter, and her face now being cross-eyed with a big goofy smile.
Zahra, and Asura turn back towards each other, and connect fists. They rapidly punched each other like they were in an episode of Dragon Ball. Neither looked like they were ready to slow down as the bar shook, and broke apart around them.
"You dare insult me!" Asura screamed, her pride bruised, but feeding into her fury. "I'll squish you into my new pair of panties!"
"Come now…" Zahra responded with a smug smile. "... You're acting a bit prideful for a woman's tea table."
The fury grew in Asura's eyes. "You'll regret making fun of me you scaly bitc…"
POW!
POW!
Suddenly, two fists knocked both cocky fighters on the head. Instantly, everything in the room went silent, and still. Both Zahra, and Asura stood there frozen with their eyes whitened out. In between the two was Shi, who once again had an evil, cartoonish smile. "I did warn you…" Shi said with a laugh. Suddenly the two prideful fighters fell onto the floor. "... But I guess I have to teach you a lesson in humility."
Both Zahra, and Asura were in the same position. Mostly on the ground except for the booties which were raised into the air, their tongues were sticking out, and cross-eyed. They were out like a light.
Shi looked at the two bar brawlers' booties as she licked her lips. She raised both her hands up and…
SLAP!
SLAP!
She gave both fat booties a slap, causing them to jiggle. Both unconscious women didn't even flinch.
Shi then looked at some of the damage her bar received. Most of it was easily patchable, but a table, and a cushion bar booth were destroyed when the lizards slammed into it. "It's going to take me a month to get a replacement." An evil idea then came to Shi's mind. She turned back to the two unconscious women with an evil, creepy smile. "Well, I know at least one of you has a decent experience helping an old lady out."
—
(An hour later)
—Edited
The place was closed, and Shi was doing some cleaning. Shi briefly cleaned the green, and blue bar stools. Both the inanimate objects did their job well with making the butts of customers extremely comfortable. "Your first day on the job was a huge success." She told the inanimate objects like a crazy person. "I'm sure time will fly." Shi then started walking away to clean the tables, ignoring the fearful muffling of the bar stools.
Most of the tables, and bar booths were pretty normal looking, except for one pair. At the corner of the bar there was a table, and a bar booth.
The table was white, red, black, and tan colored. The top was a flat square, and was being held up by one pillar that appeared to be made up of squished up arms, and legs. The top of the square table was a pair of cartoonish eyes, big red lips in a pucker, and enormous breasts all squished, and flattened out to make a solid, flat surface that was perfect to drink on.
The bar booth was also weirdly colored. Being light blue, tan, black, and blue. The back cushions look like a massive booty, seat cushions look like massive eyes, and the base looked like a massive pair of breasts. It was the cutest seat in the bar.
Shi took 20 minutes to scrub both until they were spotless. "Nice to see you two are holding up well." Shi said before giving the seats booty a good slap causing it to jiggle. Shi sat down on the seat, rubbing her ass into it. Happy to finally take a rest. "These two maybe mediocre fighters, but they were fantastic appliances."
(THE END)