(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

(Bad End)

(Spoilers for Tears of the Kingdom.)

In the cold, inhospitable catacombs of The Depths, a single blonde haired woman casually walked around, examining the strange ruins she found along the way. "This place is massive…" the young blonde thought. "... It's a good thing Link was able to light up the whole area." Zelda walked up to some rocks with a bunch of Zonai technology around it. "Link may be traveling the world at this moment, but I can do this easily enough." She then bent down, and started moving a bunch of rocks away.

After about a few minutes something caught her eye. "What the…" she thought to herself as she continued removing the last rocks hiding her curiosity. Resting there was an odd looking machine. It looked female-like, and metallic. What was most strange is that it didn't look like Zonai technology. "What in Hyrule is this strange device?" Zelda thought to herself as she wiped the dust off the robot.

"A new mystery, how fascinating." Zelda thought to herself as she started tinkering with the machine. She then spotted a little switch. "Let's see if this thing still works."

CLICK!

Immediately, the machine jolted to life, in fact, it got up so fast it pushed Zelda back. "My goodness!" She yelled in surprise as she was barely able to keep her footing.

"Greetings…" the strange machine stated in a female, monotone voice. "...I am cleaning robot 708…" The robot then took a bow. "... How can I be of assistance?"

Zelda was completely taken aback, not able to process what just happened. "Um…" she thought awkwardly. "... Well there's nothing I need you to clean here."

"Understood…" the robot responded back. "... May I follow you around just in case you need help."

Zelda was still complexed by the situation, but…it couldn't have hurt right? "Yes, that's perfectly fine." She responded, not realizing the mistake she was making.

—

(Later)

The pair came across a large cliff. They could barely see the top. "This is a problem…" Zelda sighed "... How are we going to get up there?"

"Do not worry…" 708 interrupted. "... I'm sure I have something with me that could help with this." It put its hands into its robot cleavage, and started searching around.

Zelda was understandably puzzled by this. "Ummm…" she said, looking on in confusion. "What are you doing?"

Just then 708 pulled out three discs, three very odd discs. They were all different colors, one was blue, white flesh toned, white, and a little bit of red. Another was pink, white, black, and white flesh toned. The last one was green, white, red gold, and white flesh toned. The front of the discs all had the same wide toothy grin along with being cross-eyed, below each smile was cute little breasts that took up half the discs front side. "These are strange items…" the machine said, turning them around. On the other side were three flat booties, two being completely covered by white, and blue clothing respectively, and the last one being mostly bare except for a thin white line between the cheeks. "... When did I get these?"

Zelda was completely stumped by these objects. "What odd pattering."

708 continue to examine them, deep in thought. "I think I have an idea." It then laid the three disks on the ground face first. Her hands became hoses.

"Interesting…" Zelda marveled at. "... Such advanced functions you have."

708 paid her no mind as she plugged three hoses into the opening in the back, and started pumping. Slowly, but surely the three discs started to grow, and slowly rise into the air. After about 2 minutes the discs had become silly looking balloons about 6 ft in diameter, and floating in the air, now with a little string attached. "We can use these."

Zelda looked at the balloons, and shivered. The goofy smiling faces unchanging from their disc form. "Those things look very weird." She said with a tinge of fear.

708 turned to Zelda, and held out the three balloons. "Grab one, and we'll float up to the top."

Zelda was still weirded out by the whole thing. "Thanks for the offer but…" she said slightly nervously. "... I don't think I can hold onto a balloon for that long."

708 looked at Zelda with her non-existent face. "Is there anything I can do to make you more comfortable?"

Zelda was pretty far from being comfortable in any conceivable way, but an idea popped into her head. "A simple solution, just make me a platform, and tie the balloons to it." Zelda then turned away from the robot not realizing the mistake she made. "We just need to find the right mater…"

WHAM!

A giant metal Hammer came down upon the unsuspecting princess. The hammer came courtesy of 708's free arm. "As You wish princess…" 708 said very casually as she lifted up her hammer hand, it transformed back to normal. The robot looked down upon what became of the once proud princess.

Laying there was a 3 ft in diameter square. The front of the square was mostly taken up by a pair of plump, and flat boobs, with its eyes poking out from the top.

708 bent down, and grabbed the edge of the square, and started pulling.

RIP!

With little effort, the robot peeled the square off the ground, and held it up, getting a good look at the disc's backside which was just a flat, square booty. The machine then plopped the square onto the ground. "Now to just tie the balloons to the platform."  708 said as she quickly did just that, the platform occasionally shivering. Stepping her robotic feet onto the square, the platform making moans of pain in response. "Body, lower weight density." The makeshift floating platform rose up slowly into the air. When she made it to the top of the cliffside she walked off her platform, making sure her device didn't fly away. "Now to return the balloons to storage." Her hand then became a needle…

POP!

POP!

POP!

Poking a hole into the three balloons they slowly descended onto the platform, becoming deflated heaps of rubber on the ground. "Whatever you strange objects are, you are pretty useful." She said, picked them up from the ground. She started crumpling them together into a small, rubbery ball before stuffing it into her robot cleavage. She then turned to the platform, bent down, and picked it up. "Now miss what's the next thing we should do?"

The pathetic square looked at the crazy robot in fear, only being able to mumble in response, not able to get a single word out because of its massive breasts blocking its mouth.

"Well if you don't want to give me orders I guess I'll just carry you around until you decide to." She then started rolling the mat up, the mat pathetically protesting all the way. She shoved it under her arm, and proceeded to explore the cave.

–

(One month later)

708 found a nice little broken building. After a while it forgot why it was wandering around these dark caverns in the first place so it decided to just stay, and clean the little building up. "What a hard day at work." The robot thought to herself as she walked into the main area of the building.

In the mean area there was quite a weird sight. A bizarre 3x3 square. It was colored blue, white, brown, black, tan, gold, yellow, and white flesh-toned. On top of this mess with a pair of blank staring eyes that had the imprint of a booty on it.

Thanks to her short memory, 708 forgot the square she was holding was a person, but said square still made annoying noises as she carried it around. She thought the reason for the moaning was the lack of air in it so she inflated it, turning the square into a cube. This seemed to fix the problem, and as a bonus she got a cute little seat.

She turned her robotic booty towards the seat. If objects could beg for mercy, it would, but it knew it was futile away.

PLOP!

Her fat, metallic booty slammed down upon the square, crushing it a bit. She then rubbed her ass back, and forth on it. "Now it's time for some r&r." The machine said as she took a well-deserved break.

Unfortunately, the little seat knew how long its master's breaks are. It was going to be staring at robot booty for a while.

(The End)