(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Bong-Cha walked out of a fancy clothing store, a box in her hand. She had a wide smile on her pretty face. "After weeks of saving up I finally got the perfect gift." She thought, open the box up. Inside the box was a new pair of black, sleek sneakers. Cha closed the box, her excitement only growing. "Bao is going to love…"

Cha suddenly stopped as someone pulled on her ponytail from behind. "Hey!" Cha screamed as she turned around. "What's the big…" suddenly her confidence, and anger disappeared, her eyes widening. Behind her she saw the psycho bitch Lusty.

"Greeting small fry…" Lusty said in a monotone voice, giving Cha a death glare. She pulled the small woman off the ground by her hair. "... How are things going with MY man?"

"Lus...Lusty! Cha yelled out, frantically kicking her legs in the air attempting to escape.

Lusty just rolled her eyes. "What does Bao see in your wimpy pathetic ass." Lusty turned Cha towards her. She stared at the woman who was now violently shaking. "What do you hope to accomplish running away?" Lusty said with a devilish smile. "Are you attempting to go, and beg that red haired bitch to come, and save you?" Lusty then reached into her cleavage. She pulled out a ball shaped object. Cha instantly recognized it.

The ball was the size of a baseball. The colors were a mix of red, white, black and white flesh tone. Painted on the front was an adorable goofy grin with derpy eyes, below it was a nice set of cleavage that took up 1/4 of the entire surface area of the ball, and finally the entire back side had a picture of a nice rump booty.

Lusty dropped the cute little ball onto the pavement. "It's adorable you think a stress ball is going to help you." She then reached into her cleavage again, and pulled out a green ball, and then a gray ball, a purple ball, and finally a blue ball. They all had the same derpy smile. "Aren't they cute? They were easy to make. All I needed to do was one week punch a bunch of losers when they least expected it." Cha was absolutely frozen in fear. "Don't worry, you've often been a good little object before…if you are willing to cooperate I'll only give you a nice normal punch." She then put on an evil grin. "What do you say?"

Cha just stared at her tormentor as everything went silent. She shook her head in agreement.

"Good!" Lusty yelled out, raising her hand. "This will only hurt A LOT!"

Cha closed her eyes.

POW!

—

Bao sat in his cubicle with a very unhappy look on his face. Bao hated his job, it was boring, and paid like shit. The worst part about it was waiting at the entrance, praying to god no one came so at least he could slack off.

Well, there were a few people he was happy to see walk through that door. One of them in particular he always wished would come to the gym.

He looked at the door. "I hope Cha comes in today, I need to pick me up." He thought as he tapped his fingers on his desk. Suddenly, he heard the door open. "Could it be?" He thought, looking up, a smile creeping on his face. "Greetings, and wel…" his smile immediately disappeared as he saw who was at the door.

"Ow My lovely Baoie…" A familiar fatass bitch yelled out. "How are you doing on this fine da…"

SLAM!

He slammed the door shut in front of Lusty, "Oh no, not this again!" He pulled out a chain, and started wrapping it around the door's handlebars before putting a lock on it, he then started boarding up the door with wooden planks. Falling to the floor, he wiped the sweat off his brow. "It's okay Bao, she can't hurt yo…"

CRASH!

Lusty crashed through one of the walls like she was the Kool-Aid Man. "Playing hard to get I see." She said, grabbing his arm, and pulling him through the hole in the wall. "Come on, my soon-to-be husband, I've got to show you something."

"Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!" He kept screaming out but to no avail.

—

Lusty pulled Bao to the curb, him still frantically trying to get away. Lusty put her open hand in her cleavage, and pulled out a small pink box with a pulley cord. "Baoie, look at this…" she said, shoving the box in front of his face.

Bao went from fear to confusion, and fear. "What? A box? That's why you're kidnapping me? To show me a box?"

Lusty shook her head. "Now, now, my dear…" she said with a cocky smile. "... You should know I'm far more generous with my gifts." She then put the cube onto the ground. "Now watch the magic happen." She then pulled the cord, and backed up with her love prisoner.

Slowly, the box began to shake, and as it began to grow, it became more detailed. First a pair of goofy eyes, then a ridiculously wide, toothy, smile. It kept expanding, getting bigger until.

POP!

In an instant the little square popped into something else, something much bigger.

Standing there now was a huge square structure. It was a mixture of pink, and tan coloring, the front was stylized after a very familiar face with a big toothy grin, and massive derpy eyes. At the base of Bounce Castle were a set of perverted boobies that seemed to act as steps to the Bounce Castle's entrance which was a hole that was in the center of the smile. The four pillars of the Bounce Castle all look like limbs, two looking like arms, and two looking like legs.

Bao was utterly speechless at the bizarre thing in front of him. "What the…"

"Hold on, you should see the back of this pathetic thing." Lusty screamed, pulling him along against his will.

Looking at the back side, Bao was utterly shocked.

Plastered on the back was a ginormous ass bulging out of the Bounce Castle. It looked to be painted like it was wearing shorts that were riding up something fierce, the words "Juicy" plastered on them.

Bao blushed at the site of it. For some absolutely bizarre reason this Bounce Castle was turning him on.

"Glad to see you are appreciating my gift."  Lusty said as she reached into her cleavage again, and pulled out a rectangle box. She turned her precious Baoie's head towards her. "An extra gift. Come on, take it."

Bao slowly reached out, and grabbed the box. Opening it he saw a pair of sneakers "How…how did you know I wanted these?" He asked his stalker.

Lusty gave an innocent smile, "Because true lovers always know what the other wants in their heart." Lusty then puckered her lips. "Now then let's have a lovely kiss."

Bao just stared at her still blushing. Everything was silent…could this have been the moment, the moment she was fighting for…

…

…

…

SLAM!

Bao threw the sneaker box onto the ground. "No!" He screamed as he turned around. "For the last time, I'm not interested. He then started walking back towards his job. "Now leave me alone."

Lusty was completely stunned. "Why is he walking away?" She thought as she leaned on the Bounce Castle's ass. "I gave him a sexy Bounce Castle, and a gift he loved. WHY DOES HE STILL NOT LOVE ME?" She mentally screamed. She then turned to the Bounce Castle. "I know what to do." She thought, running towards the entrance. "I'll jump around in the Bounce Castle, and he'll get so jealous he'll fall in love with me just to be in it!" She then climbed in.

Now dear reader, you may be asking how this plan could possibly work? Well, Lusty's mind works in mysterious ways.

Lusty started bouncing up, and down inside the pink object. After about a few minutes she still heard nothing from outside. "I need to bounce in here harder." But still he didn't come out,

"Harder!"

"Harder!"

"Harder!"

"Harder!"

Lusty then jumped up with all her might. "Harder!"

She slammed down upon the Bounce Castle's floor. The pressure was so great every other piece of the bounce Castle bulged out, from its eyes, mouth, boobs, pillar limbs, and ass. She pressed down so hard the ground beneath her was just thin rubber over concrete. "HAHAHAHA! this should d…"

Without warning, Lusty was launched into the air and slammed her head onto the roof, she then bounced off, and hit one of the walls, and then another wall, and then the floor again. She bounced wildly all throughout the Bounce Castle causing it to look like it was dancing.

BOEING!

Lusty was sent hurtling out of the Bounce Castle.

WHAM!

The annoying stalker slammed face first into one of the outside walls of the gym. She was compacted into a 6 inch diameter pink disc. The side that was showing itself to the world had a picture of a fat, pink booty, and the soles of feet.

RIP!

It fell to the ground revealing the other side of the disc. A picture of a pink haired, cross-eyed, goofy smiling woman, with a massive chest.

Meanwhile, the bounce Castle itself started to shrink to the ground, air leaving its rubbery mass, falling to the ground as nothing but a flat mess, still having a goofy smile on the ground.

—

(The next day)

In Bong-Cha's kitchen both her, and Bao were getting snacks ready for movie night. "I love our movie nights." Bao commented as he grabbed the popcorn.

"Always so romantic…" Cha responded back, carrying the drinks.

As the two of them walked into the living room, Bao stopped himself. "Um Cha…" Bao asked. "... Why does your new couch look weird?"

In the living room there was a strange pink, and white flesh tone sofa. The base of the sofa looked like a pair of tits, the sofa's arms look like actual arms, the seat cushions look like a pair of eyes staring blankly, and the back pillows look like a panty clad, ginormous ass.

"Hey, was it a cheap rental…" Cha lied through her teeth. The couch was actually Lusty. When Cha reformed she immediately picked up the stupid disc Lusty became, and gave it a good one month punch, getting this lovely couch. "... Come on, it's super comfy I promise."

They both sat down upon the cushions, and laid back. "You're right, this is pretty comfy… weird, but comfy." Bao said as his body sunk in. "So are you ready to watch some movies"

"Hold on, one sec." Cha said, bending over to a table off to the side of the couch. There rested five smiling balls. She positioned them all to be facing the TV. "Okay, we're ready."

Bao was somewhat confused by this strange action, but he simply shrugged. "All right, let's have some fun."

(THE END!)