(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
In a shabby, lapidated bar, a lone Chinese woman stood behind a crusty, and broken pub bar counter. The best way to describe her body was a long twig. She was very skinny, but very tall, about 7 ft. She was also in her mid-60s. Despite all of this however, both her boobs, and ass were still quite curvy. She wore a white button-up vest over a gray, long sleeve shirt with a little black bow tie. She also had black silk tight pants along with some dapper black shoes. Her face was noticeably wrinkled with gray hair tied up in a knot. Overall the woman looked old, but fancy.
The bar itself was noticeably quiet. The woman let out a sigh. "Looks like I may not be getting money today." She thought to herself as she stood all alone.
DING!
The woman jumped to her feet as she saw two women walk into the bar. One was a tall skinny woman with bonbon purple hair, and the other was a slightly chubby blue haired woman. Both of them sat at the counter.
Keeping a stoic face the bartender looked down at them. "New faces?" She said, looking both in the eyes. "You two are?"
"Jill." the purple one said.
"Joy." the blue one said. "And you?"
The bartender smiled. "Shi." She said getting two glasses out. "What will it be, girls?"
Joy then put on a devilish smile. "Milk…"
Shi looked at Joy, slightly perplexed. "She's 19, she can't have a beer." Jill interrupted.
"Okay, I guess that makes sense." Shi said with a shrug. "And you ms." She asked Jill.
"Coca-Cola" Jill said without a hint of self-awareness.
Shi shook her head. "What also 19…"
"Actually, she's 21." Joy interrupted.
Shi was once again confused. "If you don't want to get beers why did you come to a pub?"
Both of them shrugged "We thought it sounded cool." Joy answered.
Shi looked at the sisters, and shook her head. "Welp, money is still money." She then raised two empty glasses in her hand. "Coming right u…"
SQUISH!
SQUISH!
Suddenly, at what appeared to be at the speed of lightning, the massive asses of two women slam down upon the unsuspecting sisters. Sitting there now was a duo of pink head sisters.
"Plushy, Gushy, what the hell?" Shi screamed out in frustration, like she had to deal with this bullshit many times before.
"Hi Shi." Plushy said with a smile.
"It's so great to be here again." Gushy added as she rubbed her ass back, and forth in the seat.
Shi was not amused. "You flattened good paying customers there."
In unison, the pink haired sisters reached under their seats, and pulled out their prizes. Two lovely seat cushions. One purple, and brown, and the other blue, and brown. Apparently, the sisters turned seat cushions did not have an opportunity to look up before being sat on. The front of the two discs consisted of the top of their heads, and boobs. Turning the seat cushions over revealed the cushions' plump booties, with the blue ones panties, and purple ones shorts riding up something fierce.
"Come on, aren't these cushions worth it?" Plushy said with a warm smile as she stuffed the purple one into her cleavage.
Shi just stared at them.
"Will pay you double today." Gushy added as she stuffed the blue one into her cleavage.
Shi let out a big sigh. "I can't stay mad at you two." She said in defeat as she picked up her two glasses again. "So apple juice like alwa…"
Splat!
Without warning a humongous woman sat on both of the bar stools. "Hey how's it going, Shi?" The large woman yelled out with a sadistic smile.
"What the fuck, Hera!" Shi yelled out. "Those were paying customers you just squished under your fat ass."
Hera let out a giggle. "Come on now..." She said with an evil grin as she got up from the stools. "... Isn't this a better shape for losers?" She then turned around.
On the triple sized ass was a gooey mess of pink, and white flesh tone slime that covered her entire ass. The only vaguely human resembling part of it was two sets of human eyes blinking, powerless in their current predicament.
Hera turned back around. "Don't you think that's the perfect shape for two losses?"
"Those were paying customers, you idiot." Shi yelled in pure frustration.
"Relax," Hera said, trying to calm down the bartender, "You understand how many drinks I usually get here, I'll make up for those losers tiny pay."
Shi shook her head. "Fine, but you better be going for a record today, Hera."
Hera gave a smirk. "I like a challe…"
SLAM!
Suddenly, a bucket slammed on top of the fat bitch's head. "You'll be perfect for my gift." A woman in a white jacket, and blue jeans yelled out.
Shi recognized the rude woman. "Tilde!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "What are you doing?" She then noticed the comically large hammer Tilde had in both of her hands. "What the hell are you planning this time?"
"I'll explain after I'm done." Tilde said as she lifted up the hammer.
WHAM!
With all her might, Tilde slammed her hammer on the bucket, instantly squeezed the rest of the triple-sized woman into it.
CLANK!
The bucket fell to the ground. "There we go, the hard parts done." Tilde said as she lifted up the bucket.
Shi really did not look amused. "Tilde, what insane art project do you have this time? and why do you have to involve my guests again?"
"Hold on…" Tilde responded in a chipper tone. She put her hand over the bucket, and lightly tapped it.
PLOP!
Falling out was a strange bucket shaped object. One side consisted mostly of black covered boobs, with confused spinning eyes on top. The other side was the shape of a nice rump booty with the coloring of pink, and white flesh-toned, and two sets of confused eyes. The top of the bucket consisted of black hair, and the bottom was plastered with black high heels. Tilde pulled out a white spray can. "Just need to paint this a little." She got to work quickly covering the entire thing in pure White spray paint. She then pulled out some paint and a paintbrush. "Now to add the details." She started painting over the white bucket with surprising speed. After about 20 minutes the mad artist was done. "Okay all done." She yelled, plopping the art piece onto the counter.
Shi was at her limit "For the love of god Tilde, stop doing this in my…" she stopped herself after getting a good look at the art piece. It had exotic paintings of hyper stylized flowers that covered the entire white bucket. It was beautiful.
Tilde put on a smug smile. "Just a little gift for you."
Shi put it back on the counter, this was something she would want to keep at least a little bit. "Whatever, are you going to at least get a drink?
Tilde sat down at the counter, a smug smile on her face. "Sure thi…"
SQUISH!
Suddenly, something grapped Tilde by the neck. "There you are…" A blue hair muscle bound woman said in a surprisingly calm voice.
Shi at this point just let out a heavy sigh. "Pepper, What did she do this time?"
SPLAT!
Pepper crushed the mad artist in their hands like Play-Doh. "You know the usual, flattened 10 of my workers onto a wall." She said as she continued rolling up Tilda. "Anyway, that's going to set us back a whole day, and I'm not really happy about it." She then held up the once troublemaker in her hand.
The former artist had been reduced to the size, and shape of a basketball. 50% of the entire ball's surface consisted of Tilde's fat ass, the other side consisted of her enormous boobs, and on the top of the ball was a pair of very confused eyes.
Pepper then started dribbling the ball "Anyway, I'm sorry for inconveniencing you."
"What is this? Everyone squishes everyone else's day?" Shi screamed out in frustration.
Pepper threw her ball into the air. "Come on now, sometimes we have to accept a bad…"
SQUISH!
The ball landed on top of Tilda's art project, squishing both of them flat into a disc on the counter. "Oops." Pepper mumbled as she walked over to the mess she accidentally created.
Flattened there was a nice plump, blue, butt shaped disc. Pepper grabbed, and flipped it over. The other side consisted of a now distorted picture of flowers over a white background.
"I'm…sorry about that." Pepper said awkwardly.
Shi took a deep breath. "Whatever, take your criminal."
Pepper stuffed the blue, and flowered disc into her cleavage. "Look, I'll buy some drinks to make it up to you."
Shi held in her anger. "Okay, what do you want?"
Pepper sat down. "Okay, I would like…"
SLAM!
At this point it came to no surprise, but another woman came in, and squished the construction worker with her bare hands. At lightning speed molding the construction worker like Play-Doh. She then began pulling upon her, making her thinner, and thinner until she was nothing but a blue, and white flesh tone rope.
"The absolute audacity of that dumbass mechanic!" The woman yelled as she pulled upon the newly made rope that was once a woman, almost like it was an elastic cord.
Another woman also walked into frame. "Boss, maybe you should calm down a bit?"
Shi was kind of done even being mad at this point. "Puteri, what's got your panties in a twist this time?"
Puteri glared at Shi, still pulling upon the rubber rope. "That dumbass mechanic, stealing all my customers."
Shi really wanted to mention that in no way a mechanic shop could take away customers from a supermarket, but she preferred not to argue with her today. Shi turned to the other lady. "And why are you here, Catherine?"
"The boss wants someone to drive her after getting plastered, and I drew the short straw." Catherine grumbled to the bartender as she sat next to her boss.
Shi knew exactly what was going to happen next, but she just took a deep breath. "Okay, ladies, what do you want?"
Puteri stared at the bartender "Give me all the Coca-Cola do you ha…"
ZIP!
Suddenly a beam hit both of the women sitting at the counter. They stood motionless, their eyes staring blankly, as they slightly glowed.
SPLASH!
Almost in an instant both girls, and the exercise rope instantly melted into a pile of yellow, black, white, tan, white flesh tone, and blue goop on the ground. Three sets of eyes floating in the multicolored sludge.
"Oh dear…" another stoic voice bemoaned. Shi looked up, and saw a very familiar orange, and tan scientist. "... My device misfired again." She said stoically as she shoved it back into her cleavage. "I really gotta stop working on stuff when I'm out drinking."
Shi at this point just accepted it. "Ana, are you at least going to clean this shit up?
"Affirmative." She said stoically as she walked up to the multi-colored goop, the eyes staring at her. She put a special sponge-like device onto the goop. "It's a new invention, it fixes up messes pretty thoroughly." Slowly, and surely it started sucking the sludge into it. After about 30 seconds the floor was once again spotless, and the sponge became a mishmash of colors. "I guess I'll fix this goop up when I get around to it." She then shoved the special sponge into her cleavage.
"Hmm, impressive." Shi commented "Any chance I could have it?"
"Sorry, it's still in beta." Ana responded as she sat down on a bar stool. "I'll tell you when it hits store shelves."
Shi simply pulled up another glass. "Anyway, what do you want?" She asked knowing damn well what would happen next.
Ana adjusted her glasses. "Water like alwa…"
SQUEEZE!
As you can guess, another crazy woman came up from behind, and grabbed Ana by the neck. This time the woman was far more colorful. It appeared to be a very perverted clown.
"Oh my God." Shi mumbled as she immediately facepalmed, recognizing the clown. "Squeaks, please, I've already dealt with enough."
Ignoring the bartender's pleas, Squeaks simply pulled Ana into the air, and grabbed her legs. The clown put on a devilish smile.
SQUEAK!
SQUEAK!
SQUEAK!
SQUEAK!
She stretched, and twisted the poor woman at lightning speed. After a mere 10 seconds the clown woman stopped, and put her prize on the table.
Laying there was a cute little orange, and tan balloon dog. To the cute little balloon dog's credit it kept the same stoic face it had as a human which made it extra adorable. Squeak grabbed the balloon animal. Giving its stomach a good squish. This caused the balloon's stoic face's eyes to bulge out. Squeak giggled a little bit at her new balloon friend.
"Squeaks, get the hell out!" Shi yelled in anger. "I don't want to deal with your bullshit today."
The mad clown stuffed the balloon animal into her cleavage. She then pulled out a sign. "Come on, I'm adorable."
Shi was at her limit. "Get out now!"
The clown shrugged before pulling out another sign. "Fine! Have it your way, party pooper…"
POW
The clown was immediately decked in the face, sending her flying to the ceiling.
BANG!
The clown hit the ceiling, flattening on impact. Her body being compressed into a pathetic circle shape. The only part of the clown that was showing was her thick ass that appeared to be having a massive wedgie by its rainbow skirt.
Shi turns her attention to the weird pink haired woman. "Who are you?"
The pink hair girl said nothing as she held her hand up.
RIIIIIIIIIP!
Slowly the disc peeled from the wall, and fell down.
PLOP!
The disc fell into the palm of the pink-haired girl's hand. The other side of the disc being nothing but the clowns' goofy, smiling face.
"Oh sorry Mrs bartender, I just wanted to deal with some clown trouble you were having…" the pink-haired girl finally spoke up. "...Names Bong-Cha."
Shi was taken somewhat aback. "Someone else has that power it seems."
Cha stuffed the clown disc into her cleavage before looking at Shi. "Miss bartender, what are you talking about?"
Shi shook herself back to her senses. "Nothing madam." She then pulled out a glass again, ready to see what happens next. "So do you want anything?"
Cha shook her head. "Well, of cour…"
STOMP!
Before Cha could even sit down a pink plus size woman jumped on her head, squashing her immediately. "Greetings Shi…" the chubby woman greeted as she rubbed her feet on the new carpet. "... Sorry for the interruption, I needed to let out some stress."
She then walked off the newly made rug. The new pink, and light tan circular carpet was a quite odd addition to the bar. One half of the disc showed off a huge booby rack, the other half of the disc was booty-covered shorts with the words "juicy" written on them, and in the center were a pair of blank staring eyes.
POP!
The disc popped into three dimensions, but not as the woman that it once was, but instead a cute little sun hat. "There you go, much better." She said, picking up the hat, and putting it on her head. "Take that, man stealing bitch."
Shi face did not so much as flinch throughout all of that. "Hi Lusty, how are things going?"
The fat bitch let out a laugh. "Marvelous my dear, just squish a brat." She said, sitting her plus size booty onto one of the seats.
"So you want your lemonade?" Shi asked, hoping, and praying nothing else stupid happened.
Lusty gave the bartender a smile. "Why of cour…"
SQUISH!
"Like fucking clockwork." Shi screamed in her mind, as the stranger's fist slammed down upon Lusty, her hat falling to the ground. Towering over the now squished rich bitch was a very angry redhead.
Lifting her fist, she revealed a new seat cushion. It was pink, and white flesh toned. It had three defining features, big round eyes, fat tits, and big lips perfect for kissing booty. It was perfectly pathetic, and comfortable looking.
"That's what you get." The redhead yelled out as she bent down, and grabbed the hat, and put it on her head.
"Wow, you went straight to violence there." A gray-haired woman commented as she sat down on one of the stools. She turned to Shi. "Hey, long time no see Shi, it's Sero."
Shi looked at the gray hair in confusion. "Do I know you?"
"Used to go by Shato." Sero responded back.
Shi wanted to ask a few things, but wasn't about to question the mechanics gender like a jerk. "Well, I guess it's nice to see you again."
Jesse slammed her fat booty onto the pink seat cushion's lips. "Names Jesse if you're curious." She then slammed her fist onto the counter. "I'll take the toughest stuff you got."
Shi once again pulled out two glasses, even though she knew damn well it was futile. "Okay which beer…"
Jesse looked up at the bartender with a devilish smile. "Root beer flo…"
SQUISH!
At this point Shi didn't even react when a blonde in black leather came up behind the two women, and crushed their heads together.
SLAM!
SQUEEZE!
STRETCH!
The woman in leather started molding the two bimbo along with the seat cushion, and silly hat together. After about a minute she squeezed the women into a hodgepodge of colors ranging from, pink, white flesh tone, tan, white, black, gray, and red. It was about the size, and shape of a basketball.
"Take that, you red-headed bitch." The yellow-headed punk yelled out.
Shi gave the woman the same stoic look. "So who are y…"
The woman in leather raised her hand. "Hold on, I'm not done yet." She yelled out as she began squeezing the multicolored ball.
SQUEEZE!
The biker started compressing the ball causing it to get smaller, and smaller. After about another minute the ball was compressed into a small little ping pong ball.
The blonde smiled at her price. She then shoved it into her mouth. She began chewing it in front of the still stone-faced bartender. After about a minute the woman started blowing. Out from her mouth came a big, multi-colored bubblegum bubble. It got bigger, and bigger until…
"POP!
The bubble popped, covering the woman's mouth with the multi-colored gum. "Name's Christy." The biker said before she shoved the gum back into her mouth to continue chewing it.
Shi, who at this point accepting this was going to continue all night, bent down to grab another glass. "Okay what will it…"
Christy slammed her fist onto the counter, "I'm not here for a drink." She then gave Shi a slasher smile "I'm here for a better prize."
Shi tilted her head. "And that would be?"
Suddenly, Christy grabbed Shi's arm. "Give me all your money unless you want to end up as my new pair of panties!"
Shi closed her eyes. Looks like she has to get her hands dirty for free.
—
(Later)
Shi was busy cleaning up, after the congo line of squishing she managed to not make even a cent. "Why do people have no self-control?"
Just then she heard the door open again, looking up at who it was, it put a smile on her face. Walking through the door was a spiky haired man. "Oh good, Bao…" she thought. Then she noticed something, Bao was not alone, following her was a twin tailed, green haired woman. Shi's smile instantly turned into a frown.
Bao, and this mysterious woman sat at the counter. "Hi Mom…"
Shi did not take her eyes off of the green haired girl, her annoyance growing. The green haired girl herself started sweating. "Um, everything okay?" The green haired woman asked
"Wait, mom no…" Bao screamed out. "... I'm not dating this woman, we're just friends, her name is Jacoba."
Jacoba started shaking her head. "Yes, I'm not dating your son, I'm already married…" she yelled, sweat coming down her face. "... Besides, your son already has a…"
At lightning speed Bao put his hand over Jacoba's mouth. "Crippling porn addiction." He interrupted. "I already gave up on love." He then gave Jacoba a look that screamed 'keep quiet, please.' Jacoba then nodded in agreement.
Shi smiled, a stressful situation avoided. "Oh good…" she said calmly as she brought out two glasses. "... Just a friend you want to drink with."
"That's not it." Jacoba interrupted.
Shi raised an eyebrow. "Wait, then why are you here?"
Jacoba frowned. "I'm trying to look for my family, and Boss…" she said in a somber tone. "... They all went out earlier today, and didn't come back. I'm afraid something may have happened to them."
"As she was searching we came across each other…" Bao interjected. "... I know you're pretty good at finding people, maybe you had some information on their whereabouts."
Shi took a deep breath, she probably already knew where they were. "So what do they look like?"
"My wife, Jesse has red hair, a white shirt, and black jeans, Jill is tall, wears purple, and has bon bon hair, my other daughter Joy, has blue dreadlocks, and is slightly chubby, and my boss has gray hair, a mechanic outfit, and a hat with her name on it, Sero.
Shi rubbed the back of her head. "Maybe, I need to think about it for a little bit." She then put out a black, and yellow coaster, and put a glass of sprite on top of it. "Here's your drink, Bao." She then turned her head to Jacoba. "Do you want anything?"
"No but…" Jacoba reached into her pocket and pulled out a dollar. "... I don't have much money, but I don't want to leave you hanging."
Shi grabbed the dollar, and then put on a little smile. "Thank you stranger." She then looked at her coaster. "Taking them out of that squished mess is going to be a real pain in the ass." She thought to myself. She then held up the dollar to her face. "But I guess it's the least I can do."
(THE END)