(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Jesse was driving their motorhome, it had seen better days, but compared to the state it was in when they first came to Spindawn it might as well have been brand new.
Jesse pulled the vehicle into a parking lot, and parked it. "All right Jacoba…" she said turning to her wife "...we're here."
On the floor of the motorhome was Jacoba in the fetal position, shaking. Jacoba would usually do the driving, but she was too emotionally compromised to do that.
Jesse shook her head as she got out of the driver's seat "Jacoba…" she said, bending down to her wife. "... Don't worry it's going to be fine."
"That woman's a demon, A DEMON!" Jacoba screamed, still in the fetal position.
"Look, the only reason things got as bad as they did was because Bong-Cha was a bitch!" Jesse said as she picked up her wife who was still shaking. "She promised me up, and down that she won't squish you."
Words were not exactly comforting to Jacoba. "I don't trust her…" she said, still sweating. "... Her face may have a permanent smile, but it only hinds her evil intent."
"I promise you dear, she will be nice this time." Jesse started as she carried her to the door. "We're just going to have a nice family dinner at a restaurant, that is all."
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A group of women were standing around the entrance of a fancy restaurant, however none of them really seemed like the fancy restaurant types.
One was a pigtailed, blonde haired woman with a baseball bat with some rusty nails in it. "We've been sitting here for hours…" the baseball bat girl complained. "... All because Mirai had another dumbass vision."
Mirai, a blue haired woman with a mask, and chain gave the blonde haired girl a look. "I'm sorry Kumiko, has my vision ever been wrong before?"
"Oh yes, I remember that vision that got me stuffed into a bottle, and you launched into space." She said sarcastically. "You always have good foresight."
Mirai gave Kumiko an annoyed look. "Look, my vision wasn't wrong, we battled the strongest person in that city."
"You want to know how I got out of her body?" Kumiko yelled out in anger. "Because I can tell you it wasn't pretty."
"Girls!" A redhead woman with a kendo stick yelled out. "Do not act childish in front of Master Asura!"
"It's quite alright Akari…" Asura interrupted. "... It's perfectly fine to be impatient, after all, I'm quite excited at the prospect of this challenge."
Mirai immediately bowed in front of her master. "I'm sorry, my visions are cluttered. I'm pretty sure this ultimate challenge will arrive soon."
Asura took a mighty gulp of her sake. "She better be right…" she thought to herself. "... I hate standing around fancy places like this. Too many fancy losers."
"Sir, people are coming…" Akari yelled.
Just at that moment two women walked out of the parking lot, and onto the sidewalk, Jesse, and Jacoba. "Look, it's going to be a fancy dinner, and we're all going to enjoy ourselves okay."
Jacoba meanwhile was hyperventilating. "Okay…okay…okay…" she repeated to herself, trying to calm her mind.
Kumiko tilted her head. "Oh, looks like a bunch of losers."
Akari shook her head. "Well, it looks like we got our hopes up."
Asura paid what she observed as weaklings no mind as she continued to get drunk.
Mirai smiled. "Well girls, I think our challenge has arrived."
Akari, and Kumiko turned towards Mirai "are you fucking serious?" They said in unison.
Mirai nodded. "Yep, and you are going to start a fight with them." She pointed at Kumiko.
Kumiko was still baffled. "Really!" She yelled out, honestly perplexed by her partner's confidence. "Why the hell would I ever bother with MILFs?"
At the entrance of the restaurant Jesse, and Jacoba turned towards the yellow haired woman. "They look kind of scary." Jacobs told her wife, "Let's get inside as quickly as we can."
Jesse rolled her eyes. "Look, they're obviously posesers…" Jesse told her. Kumiko immediately turned towards Jesse "... All barking, no…"
WHAM!
Kumiko immediately slammed her bat into Jesse's head. "YOU DARE CALL ME A POSER!" She screamed at the top of her lungs as she put her bat to the side.
The force of the bat launched Jesse's head into her body, her breasts doubling in size. Jacoba looked at her wife in horror. "Jesse!"
"I hope that teaches you a lesson, bitch." Kumiko said with a smug smile. "You see, that wasn't so hard."
Mirai shook her head. "If you only knew what was coming."
Kumiko looked at her 'friend' in confusion. "Oh come on the hell is she going…" Suddenly, the squished head Jesse grabbed Kumiko by the torso. "What the…" Jesse then lifted Kumiko up into the air. "Hey! let me go you MIL…"
SLAM!
Jesse piledrived the arrogant bat wielder into the pavement. The force of the pile driver crushed most of her body flat into a disc shape. The only unflattened part was her legs, and her plump booty.
Akari was taking it back, "What the hell?"
Mirai tried to hold back her laughter. "You really should stop doubting my powers."
Asura put down her bottle, and turned to the commotion.
Jacoba was just speechless.
Jesse got up from the ground, and lifted her hand over her head, and grabbed her hair.
POP!
Jesse managed to pull her head back into place. "Take that, you middle class punk! She then bent down, and grabbed the edge of the disc.
RIP!
Pulling it up from the ground she flipped it over, and put it on its legs. The front side of the disc showed a confused pair of eyes along a pair of massive breasts covering most of the stool's face. "All right Mrs Stool, I hope that teaches you a lesson." She then started walking back towards her wife.
"Kumiko!" Asura yelled out. "Get over here." The stole waddled towards its master. "All right, stand perfectly still." The stool watched in horror as her master turned around, and pointed her massive booty over it. It knew exactly where this was going.
PLOP!
Asura sat her ass on her disciple, shifting it back, and forth to get comfortable. "Glad to see you're taking your punishment well." She mumbled before drinking some more.
Mirai couldn't help, but snicker. "Oh Kumiko…" she said it with a smirk. "... When are you going to learn?"
Akari looked at her blue head friend with annoyance. "Would you mind not acting like her right now?"
Mirai turned to her friend. "Please, there's nothing this red haired simpleton can do that I can't see com…"
Jesse then tapped her on the shoulder. "So what was the big idea with your friend, there?"
Mirai immediately jumped back. "What the fuck?" She yelled back in surprise.
"Did you middle class losers forget we were standing next to you?" Jesse asked blatantly.
Mirai composed herself. "Sorry MILF…" she said condescendingly. "... Do I look like the Stool's babysitter?"
Jesse looked back at her in annoyance. "Well, you seem to be from the same crop. A bunch of upper middle class assholes pretending to know the streets."
Mirai, and Akari were taken aback by her comment. "What are you talking about?" Akari yelled back at Jesse. "... We're the genuine article, one of the toughest street gangs arou…" Suddenly, Jesse started smelling her hair. "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WEIRDO!?"
"For a bunch of street kids you sure do smell like you use $50 single use shampoos." Jesse responded before leaning back, giving Akari her space. "If you're so poor, why do you smell so nice?"
Both Mirai, and Akari looked back at each other, before awkwardly turning back to Jesse. "What, you don't use shampoo?" Mirai snapped back.
Jesse shook her head. "Okay…" she said before tilting her head in front of Mirai. "Go on, smell it…"
Mirai awkwardly looked at the top of Jesse's head. She then took a sniff. "OH GOD!" Mirai yelled, back holding her nose. "What the absolute fuck."
Jesse bent away from her. "That scent is what I like to call, 'being only able to take a shower once a month at best'."
"Yeah you got them, they are pretty much posers." Asura yelled from behind the two.
Akari blushed. "Please Master, don't give ammo to the enemy."
Mirai tightened the grip on her chain. "Look, do you want to go?" Jesse, and her stared each other down instead. Suddenly, Mirai's rage turned to disappointment.
"Look Jesse, let's stop this…" Jacoba yelled out. Jesse turned around. "Come on, let's not get into a fight, I'm already dealing with enough stress."
Jesse took a deep breath. "All right honey…" she responded back to her wife. "... Let's just…AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…"
Suddenly, a chain wrapped around Jesse's neck. "Jesse!" Jacoba screamed in terror.
Behind Jesse stood a smug Mirai, who threw her chain, and wrapped it around Jesse's neck. "You think you can just get away with insulting us bitch?" She yelled as she pulled on the chain harder.
From the pressure of the chain wrapped around her neck, Jesse's head ballooned out to twice its size. Her head was more circular like a balloon, her lips were puffed up into a pucker shape, her eyes popping out of her head as they looked in opposite directions.
Mirai had an evil grin. "What are you going to do now bitch?" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "This is what you get for underestimating me, and my psychic power, no one can get the drop on me, no o…"
"Please, we're sorry, let go of her…" Someone yelled into Mirai's ear.
Instantly, Mirai let go of her chain, causing Jesse to fall to the ground. "What the Fuck!" She yelled, turning to her side. There she saw Jacoba, shaking. "Please, we just wanted to have a nice dinn…"
WHAM!
With one strong swipe of her fist, Mirai slammed the poor twin tailed woman flat onto the ground. "Don't sneak up on me like that Missy!"
On the pavement next to the psychic psycho was a green, and brown disc. On the surface of said disk was a massive pair of breasts, and quite a ridiculous face. Its eyes looked in the opposite directions, and it had a painful, toothy grin.
Mirai looked down upon the pathetic site. "I didn't need psychic powers to see how that was going to go." She said as she bent down, and peel the disc off the ground. Turning it over she saw some light pink bloomers. "Awwww, what a cute bubble butt."
SLAP!
She slapped the disc's booty causing it to blush. Mirai turned towards Akari. "I think we found a good seat cushion." She said with a giggle."
"Focus Mirai!" Her partner screamed out.
Suddenly a realization came to Mirai. Looking over she saw Jesse back to her feet, her face showing nothing, but pure rage. "Give her back to me, or else!" Jesse yelled.
Mirai smiled as she threw the disc to Akari. "Alright then, filthy bitch…" she said with a sly smile as she grabbed her chain. "... But I have to ask, 'What are you going to do?'" she said walking closer to Jesse. "Anything you do I can see com…" Mirai then stopped herself, her eyes going wide.
Akari looked at her in confusion. "Um, Mirai? Are you all rig…"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!?" Mirai yelled out, pointing at Jesse.
Akari was still lost. "Wait, what is she planni…"
Just then Jesse grabbed a garbage can, and held it above herself. "Well you middle class twat, glad to see you already know how screwed you are."
Akari was naturally still confused, she turned to Mirai "What? you're afraid of her throwing a garbage ca…"
SLUDGE!
Before the punk could finish, Jesse poured the containments of the trash can onto herself. This move not only surprised Akari, but even made the stoic Asura look on in confusion. "Okay, that's a new one." The master responded as she slowly lowered her sake to the ground, her appetite dissipating.
Akari shook her head. "Master, it seems like we're dealing with an idi…" she then noticed something, Mirai was shaking. "Mirai?"
Just then Jesse started walking closer. "Wait, wait, stop!" Mirai screamed, her fear only intensifying.
Akari still hadn't figured it out. "Are you…GAH!" Suddenly both her, and Akari were hit with a credible nasty stench. Akari could deal with the smell just fine, but Mirai…not so much.
Mirai fell to the floor gasping for air, "Oh God! it smells so awful." She yelled as Jesse got closer, and closer.
Akari, seeing this, clenched her fist, ready to go in.
"Stop!" Suddenly, her master jumped in front of her. "If she's going to lose this battle she loses it alone."
Akari was taking it back from this. "Master, why?"
Asura gave her a little smile. "She chose this fight by herself, and now she's going to have to lose it by herself."
Meanwhile, Mirai was squirming on the ground. "Cheater, you're a dirty che…cough…cheater."
Jesse had a smug smile as she grabbed the chain with one hand, and the neck of the bitch with her other. "Oh I'm sorry Mrs 'I can see the future, and attacked someone when their back was turned'" she said as she started rapping Mirai's body with her own chain, the smell still making it impossible for her to resist. "You know, meeting punks like you really grinds on my nerves." Jesse said as she finished up part one. Mirai's entire body except for her head, and feet were completely covered in the chains. "Especially when you think you can mess with my dear Jacoba…" She then grabbed the edge of the chain. Mirai could see the future, although at this moment, she really wished she couldn't.
PULL!
SQUEEZE!
With all her force Jesse pulled on the chain. This caused most of Mirai's body to compress into a thin rope shape…well most of her body. Her feet inflated three times their original size, completely destroying her shoes. Her head meanwhile grew enormous as well, her mask completely shattering, her lips inflating into a pucker shape, her eyes bulging out, her cheeks inflating out. After Jesse was done pulling the chain, Mirai looked like a lamp post with clown shoes at the bottom, and a balloon face attached to the top.
Jesse gave the ridiculous art project a sinister smile as she unwrapped the chain from it, still leaving the object in its ridiculous shape. The lamp post probably wished she thought Jesse was done, but with its powers it knew better. "Alright, are you ready for the Crimson Elbow drop?!" Jesse screamed as she jumped on another nearby garbage can. She's ready her elbow, and jumped.
If the lamp post could close its eyes it would have at this moment, but alas…
WHAM!
With all her might Jesse slammed down upon the funny looking lamp post, flattening it. Getting up from the ground she examined her work. It went from a lamppost to a pizza shaped disc on the ground. The front side only had huge lips, and large cross-eyed eyes on it. With a smile Jesse bent down, and peeled the worthless circle off the ground. Flipping it over she saw just only the soles of the crushed up discs feet. She turned it back over, and stared into the object's eyes.
Jessa smiled. "You should know we're not done yet, silly thing." She then surprisingly, gave the disc a big kiss on the lips. She blew into it, each time the disc became more three dimensional. When she was done the pizza had become a beach ball with the same decals. Soles on one side, and poofed up eyes, and lips on the other.
Jesse gave the silly little thing a smile. "Never touch my Jacoba again!" She then raised her hand, and threw the beach ball towards the object's acquaintances.
With very little effort Asura grabbed it with one hand. "Delectably cruel…" she then smiled as she looked at the pathetic beach ball. "... Interesting craftsmanship."
Jesse looked at the other two, her eyes hardened. "Now then, give Jacoba back."
"You fucking dare!?" Akari screamed. She turned to Asura "Master, please hold this." She asked as she threw the disc towards her.
Asura grabbed it with her other free hand. "I like your spirit, knock her flat." She said stuffing the disc into her cleavage.
Jesse immediately turned towards Asura. "I said give her back!"
Akari jumped in front of Jesse. "Hold on fat ass, I need to flatten you out first."
Both women stare at each other. Their eyes burning with righteous fury.
While Jesse has beaten two of the street gang wannabes, Akari still stands in her way, and that is not even counting Asura into the mix, who has her Jacoba. Can Jesse win? Or is she going to be flatten hard on the pavement?
Tune in next time, to Fixing Up The Family!
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