(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Candy walked along the concrete road, her pinkish, and lime dress blowing through the wind along with her pink hair. Her white painted face showed a clear cute little smile. With blue eyes she looked around at the new setting of Spindawn. "What a beautiful town!" She said with glee as she looked around at the grassy fields, and the flowers around her, mirroring the cute little flowers on her puffy shirt. She pulled on her cute little antenna, barely containing her excitement. "There's probably a lot of people I can bring joy to here." She thought as she skipped a long. "I can't wait to show them my ball juggling technique."

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Outside of Yummies Bank Bao waited. He looked at his phone as he tapped his foot on the pavement. "I hope Bong-Cha gets here soon, the heat is killing…"

Just then someone tapped him on the shoulder. "Excuse me honey pie…" A voice called out behind him. "You want to see some tricks?"

Bao sighed as he started turning around. "Look, I don't really have time for…" Bao then stopped himself as he saw the figure in front of him.

Standing there was a cute little clown with a big goofy smile staring directly into his soul. "Hello spiky head, my name is Candy. Candy the clown."

Instantly Bao started to shake. "Ah…aaaa…um…"

"You must be one of the happy civilians of this happy town." Candy continued as she rumbled through her cleavage. "Hold on, I'll start my skills in just a seco…"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Bao screamed at the top of his lungs. He instantly fell to the ground, and went into the fetal position. "PLEASE NO CLOWN DON'T SQUISH ME! PLEASE NO CLOWN DON'T SQUISH ME! PLEASE NO CLOWN DON'T SQUISH ME!" He repeated like a madman as he started crying.

Candy was naturally taken aback by this. "Ummmmm…" she mumbled as she held her multicolored balls. "... Um sir, are you okay?"

Bao just continued repeating "PLEASE NO CLOWN DON'T SQUISH ME!" Over, and over again.

Candy looked around awkwardly. "Should I call someo…"

POW!

Out of nowhere a fist slammed directly into the clown's cute face. This launched poor Candy straight up into the air, and out of sight team rocket style.

"No one touches my Bao!" A familiar voice screamed in rage. The fist of course came from the ever short-tempered Bong-Cha. She then immediately turned to her boyfriend. "It's okay Bao, the scary clown is gone."

"PLEASE NO CLOWN DON'T SQUISH ME!" he continued repeating to himself.

Cha shook her head. She bent down, and grabbed her curled up boyfriend. "Come on let's get you some ice cream, hopefully that will cheer you up."

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Above the beautiful clouds floated a bunch of multicolored balloons. Some of them were pink, some of them were purple, some more were white, one or two were lime balloons, some had flowering covering, and one was white, pink, and had a big goofy smile on it. The balloons themselves were tied together making sure none of them folded away from each other. The adorable pathetic little balloons could do nothing, but float around as the sun beat It down upon them.

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(24 hours later)

Candy was finally back to normal, "Ooooooooooooooh, my head." She mumbled, attempting to get her bearings. "What happened? Who was that woman? Why did I become balloons?" She then started looking around. "Where the hell am…" Just then something clicked, a horrifying realization.

Slowly, the not so happy clown started to look down at the ground…which appeared to be a mile or two below her. She may have reformed but she was still in the sky.

Candy's eyes widened, filled with fear. She looked at the reader, and simply pulled out a sign. It read "Help."

She immediately started falling like a meteorite. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. "I JUST WANTED TO MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH!"

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(Back on the ground)

"Okay…" Bong-Cha thought to herself, walking into her backyard. Her backyard has nothing really special, not even any chairs or seats. "... I need to set up something special for my little Bao." She then started contemplating a plan. "... But wha…" Just then she heard a strange sound filling the air. Cha looked around her yard. "What is that nois…"

Just then Candy slammed face first into the top of Cha's head. This caused Candy's body to bounce off, and fall apart. Each one of her four limbs morphed into a plastic chair. Her face and waist became a circular table with a goofy smile plastered on it, and her cute little purple dress became a cute little umbrella sticking out from the table. The once plucky clown became a simple, if tackly painted, outdoor dining table.

"Hmm…the noise stopped." Cha thought to myself, completely obviously to what just happened. Turning around she saw a new dining table. "What?" She said in confusion. "I don't remember having this…" Cha tried to think about where she got the table before shrugging. "Welp, don't look a gift horse in the mouth." She said happily as she examined the table, particularly the somewhat creepy smile it had. "Well, looks like I got to fix it up a bit at least." Cha then reached into her cleavage, and pulled out a pink spray can. She got to work spraying the entire thing. After about 10 minutes the table, chairs, and umbrella were all pure pink. "That should do it." Cha thought, putting the spray bottle back into her tits. "Now then, to prepare a special dinner for my cute little Bao." She then entered her home leaving the table behind.

Unfortunately for the table it wasn't able to make people laugh, but at least it would help make a fun date between Cha and Bao.

(The End)