(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

Jill awkwardly walked through the carpeted halls of the hotel. She was not in her usual attire. Having a blue skin tight jumpsuit, long high heels, along with wearing a blonde wig with a long ponytail on it, and carrying a fake sci-fi pistol. Jill looked anything, but happy at the moment. "How does Mom walk in these?" She groaned as she awkwardly moved along.

"Agreed…" Pepper added as she walked with the cosplayer "... Never got the appeal."

"Of course my fans had to vote for Samus." Jill mumbled in annoyance.

"Well look on the bright side…" Pepper interjected, "...at least for once in one of the streams you don't have to worry about getting squished."

Jill rolled her eyes in annoyance. "I would think you would see that as a negative."

Pepper let out a hefty laugh. "Look, I enjoy breaks from time to time…" Pepper gave Jill a pat on the back, causing her to wobble. "... Especially when it involves getting a free vacation."

Jill rebalanced herself. "Less than a year of streaming, and already invited to a convention…" Jill said with a smile. "... This is my chance for a huge break…"

Both ladies entered the main convention area, it was absolutely packed. "Ah yes, new fans ready to be made." Jill stated with glee. She struck a sexy pose. "Come out you wonderful people, and get a look at the beautiful Jill."

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…

…

People simply went past her, not giving her a second thought. "What's going on?" She'll ask as her smile went to a frown. "Why is no one gazing at my beauty?"

Pepper shook her head. "Jill, this is a nerd convention. There are hot cosplayers everywhere."

Jill put her head down in defeat. "But…but there's no one as sexy as me…"

Pepper rolled her eyes. "Look, you'll have better luck if you actually tried to interact with people rather than standing around like a statue."

"But that requires effort…" Jill said bluntly.

Pepper just gave her a look.

Jill sighed. "Okay if that's what's going to take." Jill then started walking alone. "I'll try something else."

"Okay, so what's your plan?" Pepper asked.

Jill responded blatantly. "I'm going to pose in another random area."

Pepper shook her head. "This woman is such a mess."

—

Trinity wobbled along in her high heels. She was wearing a mostly White dress with colorings of red, and gold, her hair was dyed green with a little roman like crown on top, and carrying a staff and shield, the former of which she was using as a walking stick to keep her balance. "Of course the fans chose a character with high heels…" Trinity complained as she walked around.

Brook let out a little giggle. "Well you shouldn't have put Palutena on the poll."

Trinity gave Brook a look "You're the one who set up the poll!"

"Well you should have known better…" Brook said with a smile.

They both walked along the convention floor for a little bit until making it to the center. At the center there was this large 10 ft by 10 ft square glass sheet.  It was digitally projecting a bunch of new gaming announcements.

Trinity looked at the display in confusion. "Seems a little unnecessarily high-tech considering a normal screen or projector could do the same thing?"

Brook shrugged. "Stuff like this is not about practicality…" she answered bluntly. "... It's about putting on a show." Brook then pulled out her phone. "Speaking of putting on a show, this seems like the perfect place to start the stream."

Trinity attempted to straighten herself out, and put on a smile. "These heels suck, but it's for the fame." Trinity thought as she flexed a sexy pose. "I'm rea…"

Suddenly a random woman jumped in front of her. The jumpsuited woman seemed to have trouble balancing herself as she struck a pose. Another much older woman walked to the side of Brook holding a phone as well.

"Greetings my lovely audience…" the woman said with a smile as she maintained her balance. "Welcome to Gamerfest with me, the illustrious Jill as I bring you convention goodne…"

Jill was suddenly pushed to the side. "Out of my way, this is my spot." Trinity yelled as Jill wobbled to the side. Trinity then put on a happy smile. "Sorry about that audience…anywaAAAA…"

Trinity herself was pushed to the side by Jill, Trinity barely keeping on her feet because of her damn high heels. "Sorry about the dweep, anyway, first we'll be talking abo…EEEEEH!" Jill yelled out as Trinity grabbed her arm, and pulled her towards her."

"What's the big idea…" Trinity yelled at the blue suited woman, as she desperately tried to keep her balance, looking like she could fall over any second. "... I was here first, get lost."

Jill then grabbed Trinity's dyed hair. "Look, it doesn't matter who gets to a public place first, it's who can make the biggest splash, so you get lost." Both women stare at each other in rage as their feet wobble from the stress, until….

SNAP!

Both of their heels gave out.

WHAM!

Both girls fell backwards and hit their head on the bottom of the glass frame before falling to the floor.

Pepper raised an eyebrow "Um, Jill?"

Brook looked slightly concerned. "Trinity, are you all right?"

Both Jill, and Trinity laid on the floor, their eyes spinning.

"Oooooo…"

SLAM!

Suddenly the 10-ft sheet of glass fell down upon the streaming pair, flattening them in an instant.

Both Pepper, and Brook stood in front of the glass. Pepper looked mildly confused, and Brook looked a little shocked. Eventually, both of them got close to the glass structure, and looked down with their phones. Surprisingly, the glass itself was fine. Not so much the cosplayers it crushed.

Both Jill, and Trinity were horizontally flattened. They were both three times their original size except for their ass, and cleavage which were five times their original size. Both were in the same pose with straight legs, and their arms bent 45° away from the body. Both their faces had a big goofy smile and their eyes were cross-eyed. They look like ridiculous bootlegged video game posters.

Both Pepper, and Brook cracked a little smile at the adorable, and pathetic sight.. "So I assume the green haired girl is your friend?" Pepper asked Brook.

"Yep…" Brook responded "...and you."

"I'm more of a supervisor for her…" Pepper responded.

"Is she a TF streamer?" Brook asked with a curious and cute smile.

Pepper smiled back "Well she didn't plan to be, but she eventually found her calling."

"Attention convention guests…" the intercom blared out, interrupting the two. "... An accident has caused our glass sheet to fall over. Fear not, the staff will be ready to move the object back into place in about 2 hours."

Brook turned back around, and looked at the glass. "We probably should get them out of there."

"Hold on a second." Pepper interpreter, "If your chat is acting anything like ours you might want to be patient."

Brook looked at her chat, and saw that it was going absolutely crazy. Brook then looked back at her pathetic flattened partner. "You know, lifting this thing would take too much work anyway."

Brook, and Pepper turned back to each other. "So you want to get lunch while we wait?" Pepper asked, "It's on me."

Brook gave a simple nod. "That's very nice of you, I accept."

Both women started walking away, getting ready to fill their bellies as they left their partners to wait for the rescue crew.

(An hour later)

Two women walked across the convention floor, one dressed up as female Robin from Fire Emblem Awakening, and the other as Corrin Fire Emblem Fates. "Zoe, I can't believe after all these years we have finally been invited to a gaming convention." The Robin cosplayer said with a smile

"Took them long enough Jess" Zoe told the Robin cosplayer. "... I've been streaming for how many years now?"

"Come on now, don't be mad…" Jessica then kissed Zoe. "...Let's just enjoy ourselves"

Zoe's face went red. "Yeah you're right, shouldn't be complaining right now."

Jessica smiled back at her partner "I've also heard that a bunch of other TF streamers will be here."

"Well, I know Trinity said she would be here at least." Zoe scratched the back of her head. "Speaking of which, where is Trinity? She said she would be around here at this ti..."

SQUISH!

Zoe stepped her foot on something. Looking down she saw a 10-ft x 10 ft square glass tile on the floor. "That's a weird sound for glass to…" Both then noticed something. Beneath the glass were big, and strange looking posters of Palutena, and Samus.

Both women looked closely at the posters, especially the Palutena one. Eventually something clicked. "Well it looks like we'll have to talk to Trinity another time it seems." Zoe said as both women continued walking along.

"I will say…" Jess added. "...she, and her squished friend have pretty good cosplaying outfits, it took me a bit to recognize her."

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(Later that night)

Trinity opened the door to the hotel's bath house, her mind slightly racing. Luckily, this being a convention for nerds no one was even thinking about touching bath water so she was alone with her thoughts. "That's stupid jerk…" she thought to herself as she stripped out of her cosplay outfit. "... I was stuck with her for 3 hours. THEY SAID THAT IT WOULD ONLY TAKE TWO!" She screamed as she stepped into the shower, and washed her hair, "Hope this stuff comes out easily…" After about 10 minutes her green hair was back to its luscious blue. Stepping out of the shower she dried herself off before wrapping a towel around her body. "Well, at least I don't have to deal with that bitch anymore." She thought before turning towards a door labeled 'Sauna' "This will probably help me relax." Trinity set the heat low for the sauna before going in. She quickly sat there ready to relax. "Oh that feels so nice…"

Meanwhile, outside the sauna a mysterious figure slowly crept a long, turning to the heat dial they grabbed it, and sent it to max. They then pulled out a steel pipe, and jammed the handle of the door.

Meanwhile, back in the sauna Trinity slowly started to feel the room getting warmer. "What the?" She asked herself as she got up, and turned towards the door. "Why did everything become hotter?" Trinity grabbed the handle, and pulled it, but to no avail. "What the?" She continued to attempt to pull the door open, but it would not budge. "Come on, you stupid thing, open" she yelled as her attempts became more frantic until…

SPLAT!

Trinity's eyes went wide as she saw her hand becoming mush as it started dripping onto the floor, "Oh no!" She yelped in terror. Looking down she noticed that her feet started to sink more, and more into a puddle. "No, no, no…" she screamed as she desperately tried to open the door. "Open you stupid thing…open…op…eee…nnnnn…plssssssss…." she pathetically pleaded until she sank completely into a mess on the floor. The beautiful body of Trinity was reduced to a blue, and white skin tone colored puddle on the floor with a pair of eyes. The eyes of the cute puddle looked noticeably pissed as it laid there, bubbling from the heat.

Suddenly, the puddle then heard a strange sound. It slowly moved its eyes towards the sound, and what it saw scared the little puddle. It was slowly draining into…well a drain.

The puddle could do nothing, but look in horror as it sunk down the drain into the dark pipes below.

—

(The next day)

Brook, sitting in her hotel bed, happily checked up on Trinity's donations from last night. "Sweet we got a bunch of new subscribers."

SMASH!

Brook heard the door slam open. "Oh Trinity you're finally ba…" Brook stop herself when she saw the mess in front of her

It was Trinity, but wrapped in a bunch of garbage, hair horribly messed up, and smelling rancid, so she smelled like the average convention attendee.

Brook tilted her head. "Um Trinity, it seems like you had fun last night."

Trinity just gave Brook a cold stair. "If by fun, you mean 'soaking in sewer water as a gooey' puddle as fun.

The atmosphere of the room was pretty awkward to say the least. "So… what happened?"

"Someone locked me in the sauna, I melted, and sunk into the drain" She screamed out. "It was supposed to be my relaxing time, and some jackass ruined it!" Trinity's face then went more deranged. "I'll find out who did this, and make them pay, you hear me, MAKE THEM PAY!"

Brook started to ponder. "You know if I had to make a guess…" she interjected. "...That Samus cosplayer probably has a bone to pick with you."

Trinity's eyes went wide. "Of course!" She yelled out. "That glory hound seeking bitch!" An evil smile stretching across her face. "I'll make her pay, Hahahahah! I'll make her pay a thousand fold! hahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Trinity…" Brook interrupted.

"...what?" Trinity asked, briefly returning to sanity.

"I recommend you get a shower first…" Brook cheerfully said. "... Also it's best not to take revenge covered in nothing but garbage."

Trinity looked down upon her body, before turning back to Brook. "...um yeah, sounds about right…" She then walked to the bathroom. "After a shower, and change, REVENGE! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" She then slammed the bathroom door behind her.

Brook smiled. "This is going to be fun."

—

(Later)

Jill in her normal attire, and Pepper walked along the convention area. Jill particularly did not look happy. "3 hours with that bitch!" She groaned to herself.

Pepper shook her head. "Look, that was yesterday, and today is a new day." Pepper then rubbed Jill's head. "Besides, while you were smashed down I found the perfect streaming spot.

Jill's eyes went wide. "Really?" She said with excitement.

"Look as an engineer you understand where the most popular places are in buildings just by examining the architecture." Peppa stated.

Jill grabbed Pepper by her overalls. "Tell me where, NOW!"

Pepper chuckled. "All right Jill, follow me…"

Both women came to a not particularly special looking lobby area, the only thing special about it was it being above the balconies of the other floors of the hotel

"Okay Pepper, you sure this is the place?" Jill asked. "This place doesn't seem that special."

Pepper nodded, "Yeah, you're in perfect view for multiple floors here." Pepper then pulled out a phone. "Anyway, we should begin streaming now."

Jill got in position, and put on a happy smile. "I'm ready, start recording." Pepper turned on the stream. "Welcome you beautiful people to my super cool special Strea…"

WHAM!

Without warning a piano fell upon Jill, crushing her beneath its weight.

"Take that bitch!" A voice yelled from the balcony. Pepper, unfazed by the madness, just tilted the camera phone up to get a better look at the perpetrator. Standing on the balcony was Trinity, and Brook. Trinity grabbed Brooks arm. "Come on, let's get down there."

Brook lazily looked at her partner. "I don't know, it seems like a lot walkahhhhh…"  Trinity pulled her friend along as they ran towards the nearest stairs, and came down to the main floor where the wreckage of the piano was.

"Are you ready to stream Brooks?" Trinity asked. Brooks gave a simple nod. "All right everybody, welcome to my stream." She yelled as she bent down next to the broken piano lid. "The nuisance who ruined my stream yesterday will be making it up to me today." She then opened the lid.

BOEING!

As soon as Trinity opened the lid, Jill popped out, but not as her normal self. What came out looked like a squashed cylinder. It bobbed up, and down, making noises as it did so. The top part of the object was Jill's face, cross-eyed, its bon bons sticking out to the side, and its mouth jam-packed with piano keys making it look like it had a massive overbite. Jill had been reduced to a funny looking piano accordion.

Trinity gave an innocent smile as she turned back to the camera "Say hello Ms accordion…" The accordion just continued to bob up, and down, making sounds like the musical instrument it was. "Okay, let's get you in position." She teased as she pulled the accordion out of the rubble. She then turned to Brook. "You told me you know how to play these things, right?" She asked as she walked towards her

"Well a little bit yeah…" Brook responded nervously.

Trinity grabbed the phone from Brook, and handed her the accordion. "Play! play your heart out!"

Brook looked down at the accordion. She shrugged. "All right then." She started playing the purple, and brown accordion. Surprisingly, she played it remarkably well. She played it so well in fact guests lined up to see her perform.

Eventually, she put the instrument down on the ground. "Okay, that's enough for me."

"Wait, but it's only been like 3 minutes." Trinity cried out.

"Still too much work." Brook said lazily as she sat down.

The crowd that was surrounding them started to walk away. "Wait! don't go! you still have my lovely personality to entertain you! please!" But Trinity's yelling did very little as everyone dispersed. Trinity took a deep breath, and sighed. "God damn it!" She mumbled. She then looked at her phone, and realized that she was still streaming. "Well that's enough of that for today my lovely friends." She said with a fake smile. She grabbed Brooks' arm. "Anyway, let's explore more of the convention hall." She then pulled her lazy friend along, deeper into the convention area.

When they left Pepper slowly walked over to the accordion. "I have to say you, and Brook make a good musical Duo." If accordions could groan, it would have at Pepper's comment. Pepper picked up the instrument.

"Oh no!" Someone yelled out behind Pepper. Turning around, Pepper saw two women. One was a subdued, slightly short woman, with blonde hair wearing a Zelda outfit. The other more stressed out woman was a taller, poofy brown haired woman wearing a Wii-fit trainer outfit. "What happened to the piano!" The taller woman yelled out.

The more stoic one cracked a little smile that she desperately tried to hide. "Well, I guess you won't be playing music today."

The brown haired woman turned to her partner, looking defeated. "Just my luck."

"Excuse me." Pepper interrupted.

The two women were taken somewhat aback by this tall muscular woman barging into the conversation. "Who are you?" Mel asked

"Pepper…" she answered bluntly. "...and you?"

"Debbie, but most people call Deb." The Wii fit trainer cosplayer replied before turning to her friend. "And this is Melany, or Mel, as people like to call her."

Mel looked up at the tall woman. "So what do you want? We have places to be."

Pepper then pulled up the accordion she was hiding behind her back. Deb's eyes lit up in joy while Mel looked on in horror.

"Sorry about the piano thing, can you make do with an accordion?" Pepper asked.

Deb snatched it out of Pepper's hands. "Thank you." She yelled out with a big smile on her face. "This will make a great substitute."

"YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!" Mel yelled out as she began to shake in fear.

Pepper raised an eyebrow. "Come again?

Immediately, Deb started playing the purple accordion, the sound coming out of it was…well less masterful then Brook. Truthfully, it was absolutely horrific, people nearby were legit running away in fear from the sound. Mel herself covered her ears, desperate to block out the pain inducing music.

Pepper by contrast, kept her stoic expression. "I have to say you play that pretty nice."

Mel looked at Pepper with incomplete disbelief. "YOU CAN'T BE FUCKING SERIOUS!"

"Thank you." Deb responded back with a little smile. "So how long can I keep it?"

"Well if you don't mind me hanging around then you can keep it for a little bit longer, but I'm going to ask for it back when we part ways." Pepper said with a smile. She then gestured to them to follow her. "Come on, I'll even pay for lunch for you two."

Deb's eyes lit up. "I'm going to have a lot of fun with this baby." She then continued playing the accordion as she followed pepper.

"Why?" Mel cried out in her thoughts, as she followed the other two. "I'd rather get squashed by a piston than this."