(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

"Come on you stupid thing…" A frustrated, and familiar business woman yelled out as she screwed things into place. This of course was Mrs. Puteri who was fixing up some machine behind her grocery store. "... This thing can't be too hard to set up."

Meanwhile as Puteri was hard at work someone was peeking from behind the dumpster. This was Sero in her usual attire. "... What the hell is that bitch building?" She thought to herself as she spies on her rival. She watched as Puteri bent down working on her machine, her ass shaking back, and forth. Sero's face went red at the sight of it. Sero shook her head. "Get a hold of yourself Sero…need to find out what she's doing."

Puteri got on her feet, a smile on her face. "Finally I'm done…" she said out loud. She reached into her cleavage, and pulled out a rectangle sign, and placed it in front of the machine.

Sero couldn't read the sign accounting for Puteri's ass blocking her view. "Stupid sexy Puteri." She thought to herself.

"This should put that stupid mechanic in her place." Puteri said with a laugh. She bent down to pick up her tools again giving Sero another shot of her delectable ass. She then walked to the back door, and went inside.

Sero at this moment was biting her lip as her face went as red as an Apple, her mind lost in bliss.

SLAP!

She slapped herself "Snap out of it." Sero mentally screamed to herself. She looked closely at the sign that was no longer being blocked by a sexy ass. It read, 'Automatic car fixer, free of charge.' Sero raised an eyebrow. "What the hell?" She said as she slowly walked towards the machine. She slowly examined the weird looking device, "A literal auto mechanic?" Sero noticed that the machine looked nothing like a device that could fix cars. She saw no mechanical tools on it, and there was nowhere for a car to park next to it. This tape together bucket looked like it would disintegrate if it ever was near a car. "This looks like it can't fix shit…" Sero's face then made a cute little smile. "...She must have bought a scam." She said smugly as she turned around. "Bought it just to fuck with me, and lost a lot of money…" She then started walking away. "...to think I was worried about her overgrown toaster…" she laughed as she turned the corner, and out of sight.

…

…

…

She then immediately ran back towards the machine. "But what if this thing really does work?" Sero thought as she continued examining the machine. "It's best to make sure after all, right?" Sero then continued looking at the machine trying to figure out how it worked. She then saw something. Written on the other side of the machine was 'super fragile internal circuits'. Sero raised an eyebrow. "Who labels vulnerable circuits with a giant sign?" Sero then gave a small shrug. "Well I do know that Puteri is an idiot so I guess it makes sense for her to do that." She then ripped off the control panel which strangely wasn't even bolted on. "She didn't even put this piece of junk together right." She threw the sign behind her head as she examined the inner circuits. Strangely the inner circuits were apparently just two cylinders stacked on top of each other. Sero looked at it in complete confusion. "Hold up, is she this dumb?" She thought as she bent down, and put her face in front of the circuits. "Did she seriously misplace the goddamn circu…"

WHAM!

SQUISH!

Suddenly, an object slammed into her backside shoving her upper body into the 'circuits'. "Ha…" a familiar voice yelled out. "... You fell for it, you bimbo!" Standing there was Puteri with a wooden paddle. The cruel boss examined her trapped rival.

The only part of her body that was outside was her kicking legs, and big, plump booty. Because of half her mass being squashed into the machine it was now three times its original size, her legs swinging around, desperately trying to pull herself out.

Puteri looked at this marvelous site, and started licking her lips as her eyes focused on the plump booty. "Come on, not this again. Get a hold of yourself." She mentally thought as she looked at her paddle. "... Anyway…" she raised it up, "let's get you in there."

WHAM!

Puteri slammed Sero's booty, shoving her completely into the machine. "That will do it…" Puteri then casually walked up to the controls. With a smile she raised her finger over a red button. "It's time for the best part." She then pressed it.

BRRRRR!

SLAM!

"OUCH!"

SLAM!

"AHHH!"

SLAM!

"EKKK!"

CRUMBLE!

CRUMBLE!

CRUMBLE!

The squishing, and painful moans were like music to Puteri as she casually walked towards the other side of the machine. A few seconds after she got there the machine fell silent. Puteri with a smile, bent down to an open slot.

Coming out was a cute little mostly gray origami crane, a little bit bigger than a baseball. The only other colors were some tan on the face, and cute little white, and gray eyes that were currently spinning.

Puteri gave the little crane a smile. She picked it up by the tail, and raised it up to her face. "Do you like my recycler?" She asked the cute little piece of art. "... Some morons thought it was a robotic mechanic…" the Crane's eyes started showing anger, this only made Puteri happier. "... But its actual purpose is to recycle. You know, when you put worthless stuff like a poor dumb mechanic in, and you get new and better things, like a special ornament on my desk." The anger on the crane only grew. Puteri let out a good laugh, as she started walking back to the back door. "Oh boy, you're going to work wond…"

TUG!

Puteri's head jolted back, causing her to drop the origami crane. "What the…" she turned around, and saw a horrific site. Her hijab managed to get caught into the entrance of the machine. The machine by programming instantly started pulling her in. Her eyes went wide. "Oh no…"

SQUISH!

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(Later that day)

Catherine was reading a magazine at the help desk, slacking off as usual. "Yo Catherine…" a voice yelled out from behind her magazine. Lowering it she saw Bao with a happy smile on his face.

"Oh Bao, how are you doing?" Catherine asked as she sat the magazine down on the table.

"Great!" he answered, seeming more chipper than usual. "Me,and Bong-Cha had a great date yesterday." he then started scratching the back of his head. "Although there was an awkward part. When I asked her where she was all last week she didn't give me a straight answer, it was kind of weird."

Catherine simply nodded. "Yeah, some people have personal things they don't want to talk about…" Catherine then bent down, and grabbed a small box of medicine. "... For example, you probably don't want to tell her about this."

Bao began to blush. "Please no, just give it to me." Catherine gave a good laugh as she handed the special medicine to Bao. As he grabbed his medicine he noticed two new items on the table.

There were two origami cranes sitting there, one mostly gray, and one yellow, and black. "I didn't know you did origami?" Bao asked, pointing to them.

Catherine casually looked at the origami. "No, the boss made them."

Bao scratched his head in confusion. "Knowing your boss she doesn't seem like someone who would just give you random gifts."

Catherine gave Bao a smile. "She felt pretty generous today." She then grabbed her magazine again. "Anyway, is there anything else you need?"

"No, that covers everything…" Bao then started walking away. "... See you around!" He yelled as he walked away.

Catherine then pulled up her magazine, and continued to read in peace.

The two origami cranes just looked at each other in their immobile forms, their little cute eyes showing nothing, but hate to each other

Catherine, in her laziness, started to slouch. Her arm pushed the Black, and yellow origami crane closer, and closer to its hated rival. Suddenly both their beaks tapped into each other, they were now kissing. Both of them tried to resist as much as they could, they wanted to continue the hate, wanted to continue the rage but it…just…felt…so…gooooooood. Both the pieces of paper embraced each other…well as much as two inanimate objects could, their thoughts, and minds disappearing into pure Bliss…both the cranes did not want it to end as the minds became nothing, but mush.

They're in luck, Catherine has an 8-hour shift she still needs to do, and that's not accounting for her forgetting to restore them. They would have plenty of time to enjoy being ornaments on a table.

THE END!