(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

(Also, this is primarily a male TF. Why? well there's actually a complicated story to that, which will be explained in the description. Although the first part is a female TF.)

At a small street corner, N_mann walked over a gray, and red carpet, it moaned every step he took. He spun around a giant hammer like it was nothing. On said hammer there appeared to be a disc. It had short black hair, and a black mask. The disc looked at the man with contempt. N just smiled back as he peeled the disc off the Hammer. He then looked down upon the gray, and red carpet he made. He rubbed his feet upon the carpet's face. "Okay girls, I think I'm done here" he said as he let go of the disc, it falling upon the carpet, stomping his foot down on both of them before he started to walk off. "If you two want to get flattened again just tell me." He waved goodbye, savoring his victory.

N was on a roll, every fight he's gone into he has won with brutal efficiency. He however had a bit of annoyance. The small-time story writer by the name of Smashandpain on discord. Like most people on the discord he could just draw them flattened, the problem is Smash doesn't have an avatar of himself, so he can't. So he's been unable to flatten them. It didn't bother him that much, he could live with it, but at the same time he's an opportunist. Smashandpain actually wanted to meet him in person. This was an odd request, but a welcome one. Not only could he smash them, but he would know what they look like so he could smash them anytime he wanted. And judging by the few things he did know about them, mainly their scrawny voice, he could take it that they were a fighter. N was about to have so much fun.

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Bong-Cha walked towards the entrance of Yummies's Bank, a happy-go-lucky smile on her face. "I can't believe Bao is getting off work early!" She thought to herself as she leaned against the wall next to the entrance. She happily humped to herself, patiently waiting for her man to arrive so they could have so much fun.

Meanwhile, sinisterly a figure peeked their head out from a stone pillar. "So that's Smash?" N thought to himself. "You know I never would've guessed they were a woman. Although I could buy it considering their voice." He then pulled out his hammer. "Time to make her a frisbee." He then raises his hammer high. "You fool!" He screamed as he jumped out, and slammed his hammer down.

WHAM!

That is when the unexpected (At least to N) happened. Instead of crushing "Smashandpain." The hammer instantly exploded, splitting apart into a bunch of small toolbox hammers, and falling onto the ground.

N, and Cha both just stood there, staring at each other, a bunch of hammers lying between them. Cha's face was very blank, slightly twitching as she stared at the man before her. While N's mouth was covered by a mask, his eyes said it all, and they said, "OH SHIT!"

"So…" Cha said, breaking the silence, her face reverting to a cute smile. "Do you have a good explanation before I bring on the pain?"

N still stood there in silence for almost a good minute before whimpering. "Don't hit me too hard."

Cha raised her fist up "Oh, I'm sorry hun, that only made it worse."

POW!

Cha fist went directly into N face, sending him flying towards the wall.

SLAM!

His body instantly exploded into a bunch of blue, red, white, and black cigars before falling neatly into a pyramid style stack on the ground.

Cha looked at the pile with annoyance. "You couldn't even turn into something useful to me." Cha let out a sigh. "Well whatever, I hope a day as a bunch of cigars will at least teach you matters you mask weirdo." Cha told the objects before storming off. "Why the hell did that weirdo attack me?" She thought as she continued waiting for her lovely Bao.

Meanwhile, a curious figure peaked their head out from behind a car in the driveway, watching the whole thing. I could describe this figure, but it's best to leave it to the imagination. Well, all I will say is that they were finishing up their story quite nicely. All they needed to put in was simple.

THE END!