(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)

"Damn it!" a man yelled out, kicking his car as he looked at the engine.

"I assume it's pretty bad, Harvey" a woman asked as she got out of the car as well. Looking at the engine she saw that it was completely busted, it was a miracle that it survived long enough to get into a plaza parking lot. "This must have happened when you got stuck in the engine."

"I'm terribly sorry about that." The woman mumbled, looking defeated.

Harvey rubbed her head. "Don't worry that was my fault Xiao-Li, I should have made sure you were safely away from the engine before turning it on." He closed the lid of the car. "What's important is we need to find a mechanic?"

Returning from Harvey's parents house has not been a pleasant one, the car was already on its last legs when they decided to go visit his parents for Christmas. They probably should have scheduled a check up before going. "Looks like we need someone to fix this."

Xiao-Li sighed as she pulled out her phone. "So we need to find the nearest mechanic shop."

Harvey nodded. "It should be easy enough, just ask around." Harvey then looked over at a nearby convenience store. "Okay, you check that grocery store, I'm going to see if I can miraculously fix this by myself."

Xiao-Li started sweating. "So splitting up? In a town we haven't been to before?"

Harvey chuckled. "This seems like a peaceful town, and we won't be that far from each other." Harvey then gave Xiao a little kiss on the forehead. "Everything will be fine, don't worry."

Xiao-Li slightly blushed at her husband. "You're probably right I'm just kind of being paranoid?"

—

Catherine was doing what she always did during intense work hours, being a lazy bum, and reading a magazine at the manager station. "Sure is a hard day at work." She thought to herself.

"Excuse me…" someone called out. Putting down the magazine Catherine saw Xiao in front of her.

Catherine did a simple stretch, realizing she was forced to do the bare minimum. "What are you looking for?"

"I'm sorry I haven't come here to buy, but to ask you about something." Xiao said as she pulled out her business card, and showed it to her. "If I need an ID I only really have this for identification right now." Catherine picked the card from Xiao's hand "... I'm looking for a repair shop…" Suddenly Catherine's eyes went wide as she jumped out of her seat. " And backed away from the woman. Xiao was taken aback by Catherine's change in demeanor "... Is something wro…"

WHAM!

Out of nowhere a foot came down upon Xiao, crushing her flat almost immediately. "How dare you talk about that poor, scummy, leech!" A mad woman in a black suit, and yellow hijab yelled as she continued to slam her foot down upon little poor Xiao. "... I'll make you wish you never even thought about going to that dirty place!"

After about 5 minutes she stopped slamming her foot down, and looked at the poor mess on the ground. Poor Xiao was crushed into a disc with a 6 ft diameter. The disk's surface was primarily made of a face which had a painful cross-eyed look, with a painted grin, with the other half being taken up by her now massive boobs. It moaned in pain.

The mad boss, named Puteri, slammed her heel into the newly made carpet. "As punishment for alluding to that poor slime you're going to be a very special carpet for the next two weeks." she teased as she wiped her feet on said new carpet.

The bad boss turned towards Catherine, who was still somewhat in shock, and still holding the carpet's business card. "Why are you still holding the junk mail?" Puteri said, snatching it from Catherine's hands. As she went to rip it, she stopped herself, her eyes went wide. "Oh nooooooooo!"

Catherine's face went from fear to complete confusion. "Um boss…" her boss was sweating like crazy.

"SHIT! SHIT! SHIT!" Puteri yelled looking down at the carpet. With lightning fast speed she went down, and grabbed the carpet's hair, and started pulling.

POP!

Xiao was instantly back to normal, and on her feet, still incredibly dazed by what just happened. "My head…" she mumbled, still trying to get her thoughts straight.

"Look, I wasn't going to turn you into carpet for 2 weeks…" Puteri lied, sweat coming down her face, "...it was just one big joke, that's all, ha ha ha, a joke we can all laugh about."

Catherine was taking a back, she's never seen her boss scared before. "What the hell was on that business card!"

Puteri turned towards Catherine, and pulled the disgruntled employee towards her. "Do you realize who she's an employee of!" The Boss pulled out a card, and pointed to a name.

"Nathaniel Ruckerton?" Catherine mumbled under her breath.

Puteri gave her employee a stern look "One of the most powerful businessmen in the world, if he found out I was abusing one of his employees he would do everything in his power to destroy this company." She then pushed Catherine back, and turned back to Xiao. "Anyway, you want a mechanic right?"

Xiao had finally managed to focus, and her mind was racing. Why did she do that? Who was this mechanic? Was she seriously going to keep her like that for 2 weeks? Xiao was too goddamn terrified to move. If she ran she felt the crazy woman would crush her flat again. So she stood there visibly shaking.

Puteri was equally terrified of what Xiao's boss would do to her company. "Okay then…" the boss said as she pulled out a piece of paper with a phone number on it. "Use this phone number, you can call the town's local mechanic with it." She said as she slid it into Xiao's hand.

"Why do you have their phone number?" Catherine interrupted.

Puteri turned to her lazy employee. "Sometimes I need to yell at someone when you're not here." Xiao stood there, still shaking. "Well, you got what you came for so you can go now." Puteri said with a fake smile.

Slowly, but surely Xiao slowly backed away from the counter, heading towards the exit. After an excruciating 5 minutes she was out of sight.

Puteri still stood there, frozen in place, not moving a muscle. "Boss?" Catherine said, walking up to her. She gave Puteri a little poke.

CRACK!

Instantly, the cruel boss shattered into a thousand pieces, crumbling onto the ground. The only part of her body to remain intact was her eyes which hovered in the air for a second before falling down on the pile.

Catherine looked down upon the pile, desperately trying not to laugh. "I guess the situation shattered her ego." She thought to herself. Catherine grabbed a broom, and a dustpan. For once in her life she was going to enjoy her work.

—

Xiao, and Harvey waited patiently in the plaza. Xiao was still shaken up by what happened in the grocery store. "What happened there?" Harvey asked.

"People here are even crazier than at home." Xiao told Harvey. "Let's just get the car fixed and just get out of here."

Henry nodded. "Okay." Harvey said, comforting his wife.

—

(Later)

The mechanic named Sero was looking at their broken car. "So you got my phone number from the Yummies's bank's owner?" She asked in confusion.

"Yeah!" Xiao bluntly said, sitting on a nearby chair with her husband. "She seemed to have something against you, why is that?"

"I have no goddamn idea." Sero answered, turning away from the broken down car. "She apparently doesn't like the fact that my business makes money."

"But this is a mechanic shop, and she has a grocery store." Harvey said in confusion. "Why would she care about what your business makes?"

"I have no idea!" Sero responded, leaning on the car. "And I'm even more clueless as to why she would point my garage out to you."

Xiao pulled out her business card, and handed it to Sero. "Apparently, she didn't like our boss." Sero looked at the card, and then her eyes became wide. "Um, Ms mechanic?" Xiao confusingly asked, Sero eyes filled with rage.

"That no good, dream smashing, dirty old fart!" She yelled as she stumped her foot on the ground.

Xiao fear rose as she prepared herself for another squishing. Harvey himself prepared for the worst.

Sero saw the fear in Xiao's eyes, and instantly stopped herself. "Wait no, no, no…" Sero yelled out in a panic. "... Just because I hate your boss doesn't mean I hate you. We all got to make money somehow."

"Why do you hate my boss so much?" Xiao asked.

Sero shook her head. "Well it's nothing you need to concern yourself with." She said turning back to the car.

All three of them were in silence, the awkwardness of the conversation still in the air. "So umm…" Harvey broke the silence. "... I would think there would be more than just one person working here."

"Well they usually is…" Sero responded, digging deep into the vehicle "...but two of them are currently working at a different job, one of them went out to party, and the last one…"

"The last one what?" Harvey asked.

Sero pulled her head out of the wreckage of the car. "Well there was an instant earlier, and to make a long story short my assistant got really stuck on something and I tried getting them off to no avail."

Xiao winced at that. "Being stuck for more than an hour must be very uncomfortable."

Sero rub their head. "I tried, I really tried, but she just wasn't coming off. I'm waiting for everyone else to get home so they can help me out."

Harvey got up "Don't worry about it Mrs mechanic!" Henry said walking towards his wife. "I'm used to getting Xiao out of quite a lot of tricky situations, we would be more than happy to help you out."

Xiao also got up. "Yeah, my husband's a master at it." She added. "We should be able to get them off in no time."

Sero smiled at them. "Well it's been a while since I've seen kindness from this town." She said with a smile "In the garage, the left hand corner, you can't miss it."

The husband and wife nodded in unison. "Once again you can count on us." Harvey said as both him and Xiao walked inside.

—

In the corner of the garage there was a smashing piston. Why a garage would have a smashing piston is probably beyond anyone including Sero understanding, but it was there. The Piston wasn't that big, the bottom of the smashing part was the size of dinner plate. The Piston was flipped to its side, and missing it's smashing platform, exposing the bottom of the piston for all to see.

The bottom of the said piston was mostly very light pink bloomers with two green blemishes that look like the soles of high heels. Sticking out to the side was two green ponytails. It was pretty obvious what this samir used to be.

Xiao winced at the site. "That looks incredibly painful. That poor woman."

Harvey bent down. "Well let's waste no time, and get her off that thing." he then grabbed the ponytail sticking out. "Here goes nothing" he then pulled with all of his might, he kept at it for about 3 minutes before dropping to the floor. "Damn she's really stuck on there." Harvey yelled out wiping the sweat from his face.

Xiao picked up her husband. "Let's try this together."

Harvey nodded. "Good idea." Both of them grabbed one of the ponytails, and started pulling. After about 2 minutes they noticed the piston was starting to move. "Come on just a little bit more!" Harvey yelled out as both of them gave it their all.

SNAP!

The piston was pulled out of its socket, and was sent hurtling straight towards Xiao.

WHAM!

The Piston slammed into her head sending her flying.

WHAM!

Xiao face was slammed into the wall by the piston, sticking her there like fridge magnet would do to a piece of paper.

"Xiao!" Harvey yelled as he ran towards his wife, he grabbed the Piston's broken off end, pulled it off her face.

Xiao face was now a flat circle with a booty outline pressed into it. She was cross-eyed with a goofy smile, she looked other ridiculous.

Harvey pulled her off the wall. "Are you okay?" He yelled as he grabbed her face.

POP!

Poping it back to normal. "Thanks Harvey…" she mumbled to her husband before sitting down. She turned her head towards the piston. "But now it's going to be harder to pull her off.

Harvey turned back to the piston. He bent down, and picked it up with both of his hands. "Don't worry honey I have another plan."

—

Harvey place the broken off piston on a table. The edge of the Piston that had the smushed up woman on it was dangling to the side. Below it was a bucket. Harvey had a welding mask on, welding gloves, welding shirt, and a blowtorch in hand.

"This is not going to be a pleasant experience for her." Xiao commented, looking from a distance. "Is there no other way."

Harvey let out a sigh. "It's better than being stuck there." Harvey turned on the blowtorch. "Sorry madam this will probably hurt a lot."

He then started heating up the piston, it seems like nothing was happening, but Harvey did not falter as he continued his task. Eventually the sticker on the bottom of the piston started to get gooeyer, slowly dripping into the bucket. It was a slow process, but about 15 minutes of non-stop heating the entirety of the sticker melted into the bucket. Inside the bucket was a mixture of, brown, green and, light pink.

Xiao picked up the bucket, "You did it Harvey!" She yelled out before looking down at the gooey mess. "Unfortunately, we still got get her back into shape."

Harvey wipe the sweat from his brow. "We at least got the hardest part out of the way." He said as he took off his equipment. "Hopefully, Sero can do the rest."

—

Sero look down upon the gooey mess that was once her employee. "Well this wasn't exactly what I had in mind." She said scratching her head. "But at least she's off the piston."

"We try our best just to pull her off, but we couldn't." Xiao responded, still feeling awkward about the situation.

"It's fine kid, I can easily restore her from here." Sero said back, "Anyway thanks for the help."

"So how long will it take to fix our car?" Harvey asked.

Sero shook her head. "Well, I'm sorry you two, it's going to take a week at least."

"A week?!" Both of them yelled in unison. "But we need to be at work tomorrow." Xiao said in a panic.

"I'm sorry, but this car is really damaged." Sero regrettably responded. "There's absolutely no way I can fix it in a day."

Harvey sat down in frustration. "What the hell are we going to do?"

"Hey Sero!" Someone at the gates yelled out. The three of them turned towards the gate. They saw the pink haired woman, Bong-Cha. "I need some more auto parts again." She said walking into the parking lot.

Sero looks slightly crossed at Cha. "I gave you Auto parts yesterday."

"Hey look I have my own special projects." Cha responded ominously. Cha then notice the Harvey, and Xiao looking distraught together. "What's up with them?"

Sero shook her head. "They need to be home by tomorrow, or they could get in big trouble with their employers."

Bong-Cha looked at them worryingly, she then put on a smile. "Don't worry I got this."

Sero looked at her in confusion for a second before her eyes widened. "Cha I don't think that will be much help."

"Relax!" Bong-Cha replied walking towards the distressed couple.

If Sero had the power to stop her she would, but regrettably all she could do was watch.

"I've heard you two need a ride." Cha ask with a smile.

Harvey, and Xiao looked up at a her, "You're willing to give us a ride?" Henry asked.

Cha simply smiled at them.  "Sorry, I don't have a car at the moment I sat on it."

"...what?" The couple yelled in confusion.

Xiao did not know this woman, but at this point they were desperate so she accepted any help with open arms. "Then how do you plan to get us…"

POW!

Bong-Cha slam her fist directly into Xiao's face sending the poor girl flying into the air, screaming all the way. She then disappeared out of sight.

Harvey was utterly horrified what just happened. "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!"

Cha just the patiently waiting.

WHAM!

A large metal object fell in front of them. It look to be a car, the top of the hood was pure black, the roof, and the doors were a beige color, the back of the car was black, the hood itself look to have a painted on booty. The back wheels were Brown, but it had red front wheels. The most striking thing about the car was the front, it had a tannish color, but car lights looked like eyes blankly staring out, and the front bumper look like a red lips. Seeing that Harvey was able to put two, and two together. It was unbelievable, but his wife, Xiao-Li was now just a car.

Harvey looked at the car with other despair, falling to his knees. "What the hell do you do to her?"

"Oh don't worry…" Cha exclaimed, pulling him back to his feet. "She'll only be a car for 24 hours, after that she'll pop back, and both of you won't miss work."

Harvey just looked at the crazy woman in fear, on one hand she wanted to believe her because then her wife would be okay, on the other she just turned her wife into a car, she was pretty untrustworthy at this point.

Sero sigh as he walked up to both of them. "Don't worry, she is telling the truth." She then pulled out Xiao's business card, and handed it back to Harvey. "I got your address from this card, the car will be delivered to you when I'm done repairing it."

Harvey couldn't even say a word, he was still in absolute shock.

Cha opened the car door. "No, need to thank me." She said as she pointed to the ignition. "The keys are right there, you should be good to go."

Harvey just still stood there, unable to process what just happened. "Come on, let's get you out of here before something else stupid happens." Sero said with a sigh as she pushed Henry into the car, and close the door.

It took Harvey about a minute, but he finally turned the key, and started up the car. It's engines roar as he and his temporary car started to drive away.

"Bye! have a fun trip you two." Cha cheerfully said as she waved at them. Sero simply just turned towards Cha. Giving her a annoyed stare.

Driving off into the distance, Harvey was still completely mystified at what he was doing at the moment. He was literally driving his wife. Well there's one thing they could be happy about at least. They never had to come back to this crazy town again.