(Warning, this is a cartoon physics, and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
It was another normal day at Sero's workshop as everyone was relaxing. Jacoba walked across the parking lot, a bunch of mechanical parts in a box. "Why is this always my…"
VROOM!
A car ran over poor Jacoba, squishing the woman flat beneath its wheels. Everyone else turned towards the car. Sero, Jesse, Jill, and Joy ran towards it. "Why does this always happen? Does no one read the slowdown sign?" Sero yelled at the driver.
"Sorry, couldn't read it honey!" The person in the car yelled out.
"If you can't see good, why are you driving a car?!" Sero asked in frustration.
"Honey nothing can kill me!" The driver yelled out.
Sero was completely stunned by this. "You know there's other people besides you on the road right?"
The door to the car started to open. Jesse ready her fists. "Hey! what's the big ide…" she stopped herself, as she saw the person get out of the car.
Coming out of the car was an old dark-skinned woman with old gray hair, and cane. Both Jesse, and this old lady stared at each other for a second. "Jesse?" The old woman said with a smile coming to her face.
Jesse lowered her fist, tears starting to come out of her eyes. "Mom?" They both immediately gave each other a hug. "MOM!"
Sero, Jill, and Joy looked on in confusion. "Mom, why are you hugging a random old lady?" Joy asked in confusion.
Jesse turned towards her children. "Oh I'm sorry let me explain…" Jesse said, still incredibly emotional at the situation. "This is…this is your grandmother."
"Wait what!" Both of them yelled in unison.
The old lady smiled at them "Oh you have children now! That's fantastic…" She then stood there silently, putting the pieces together. "Jesse, please don't tell me you put your faith in that mistake of a man."
Jesse started nervously sweating. "Mom, I don't understand what you have against them…" she said quietly.
She turned towards her daughter. "That man brings you down every moment he's with you."
"Are you talking about Mom?" Jill asked, her curiosity peaking.
Instantly the old woman's frown turned into a smile. "Oh good, you didn't make that mistake then." She then instantly hugged her granddaughters. "I assume you got these two from a loving donation." She then backed off. "What are your names?"
"Jill"
"Joy"
"Lovely names!" The old woman said joyously. "Names Deborah, It's so great to meet you after all these years!"
Jill raised an eyebrow. "Excuse me for being rude but you don't really look like our mom's… well Mom."
Grandma giggled. "We're not related by blood, I adopted her when she was five." She said walking back to the car. "However, that doesn't make us any less family."
"You know having some family bonding time is important…" Sero interrupted. "but I will remind you that your wife is still under your mother's car."
Deborah shook her head. "Oh I'm terribly sorry about that." She said running towards the driver's seat. "By the way, what's the name of this young miss?"
"Jacoba!" Sero said bluntly from those words a twitch a fear rolled up Jesse's back
Deborah's eyes slightly twitched. "You know that's funny, sounds like that loser that my daughter almost married."
"Well actually she is Jacob." Joy interrupted. From those words Jesse became even more terrified for her wife.
"Oh that so, why is she a woman then?" Deborah asked calmly, as she started to twitch more, and more.
"Long story…" Jill said bluntly, not willing to explain the interdimensional stuff, or those weeks they spent as a bean bag chair.
"Okay that's fine…"the old woman said as she remained completely quiet as she went into the car.
"Um...Mom let's think about this" Jesse pathetically protested, the car's engine starting up again.
Sero smiled at the sight of the car's engine finally turning on. "Oh good she's finally moving the…"
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The crazy grandma mowed down poor Jacoba with her car over, and over again. After about 2 minutes she finally stopped, she then quietly parked her car anyway from the mess she created. Everyone else just stared in silence at the green and brown pancake on the floor.
Jacoba was just a total mess, she was 15 times her original diameter and was as thick as paint. She was flattened vertically, her hands to the side, her feet bent at the ankle by a 90° angle. Her boobs, and ass were 20 times their original diameter, completely destroying her clothes, and leaving with only her bras, and panties barely holding on. Her face was squished out the comical proportions, eyes derpy, mouth ridiculously twisted into a half smile, and frown. The details were so simplified at this point she looked like a children's drawing.
Getting out of the car Deborah put on an innocent smile. "I just had to get that out of my system." She said as everyone stared at her. "Now then where do you guys live?"
Everyone was still in shock at what just happened. It was quiet for a good 30 seconds before Jill pointed her finger at the motorhome. "There…" she said blatantly.
"JILL NO!" Her mother yelled out.
Deborah looked at the broken down motorhome in silence. After about 10 seconds she entered her car again. Jesse panicked. "WAIT MOM!"
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(An hour later)
Jacoba rested on a nearby chair, eyes still spinning. "I'll take the high! And you take the low road!" She mumbled to herself as Jesse sat by her side.
"I'm sorry Jesse I just needed to get some pent-up rage out." Deborah said in a calming voice.
Jesse shook her head. "Can you please stop beating them up."
"It's okay, I got it out of my system!" Grandma said softly. "That was just decades of pent up rage, I won't harm another hair on her head…unless she gives me a reason to."
Jesse gave her mother a suspicious look. "Right…" she said as she got out of her chair. "So how is Dominic doing?"
"Well…" Deborah hesitated, Jesse could tell the usual happened. "... He came over for dinner with his family…"
"Let me guess it was that weasel of a girl who started it." Jesse said with a sigh.
"No, no, it wasn't her fault…" Deborah responded. "... Well at least the beginning wasn't her fault."
"Hey!" Someone yelled out from the entrance. It was the ever persistent Bong-Cha. "I'm looking for some more car parts!"
Deborah, and Jesse turn towards Cha as she walked towards her. "I don't need to deal with this today." Jesse groaned
Cha looked at Jesse, and then the old timer. "Who are you supposed to be?" She asked bluntly.
"Just a kindly old lady." Deborah said earnestly.
She then looked over the two and noticed Jacoba sitting in a chair completely beat up. "What happened to sweet old Jacoba?" Cha asked for the hint of anger.
"Oh that…" Deborah responded with a smile. "... I just purposely ran over her a bunch of times, no biggie."
Jesse slowly backed away as she saw the fury build up in Cha. "You dare do that to one of my friend!" She yelled out raising her fist up. "Take thi…"
Before she could turn Deborah into a car jack, Deborah grabbed her fist. Cha looked in shock. "It's not nice to punch an old lady!" Deborah said with a cute innocent smile. "I'll have to teach you some manners!"
Cha looked at her with confusion. "Wait…what?"
SQUISH!
Faster than the human eye could even process, Deborah grabbed the rest of Cha, and squished her in her hands like she was Play-Doh, she molded her for 30 seconds, and then revealed her prize. In her hands was a pink, tan basketball shaped object. The front side was made up of two distinct features, massive breasts that took up most of the front side, and eyes that were currently spinning around in confusion. The top was pure pink, the bottom had the picture of soles of feet, and the entire back half was taken up by a massive ass with the words juicy written on it.
Deborah threw the ball to the side. "That is how you take out trash!" Jesse just stared at her mother blankly. "Anyway what were we talking about…oh yeah Dominic…" she said, regaining her train of thought. "... So yeah there was a whole thing that happened, and to make a long story short I'm taking care of his son, Dwayne as they recover."
Jesse shook herself back to his senses. "Okay, but why are you at a garage shop?"
Deborah's eyes widened. "A garage shop?" She said in surprise. "I thought this was the grocery store." She then held her head. "I am getting too old for this aren't I?"
Jesse shook her head. "Look, if you need help I'm more than willing to help out."
Deborah shook her head. "You don't need to deal with that, it seems like you're already going through some hardships."
"Nonsense, I haven't seen you in decades…" Jesse responded as she gave her mother a pat on the back. "Besides, it would be fun to meet my nephew for the first time."
Deborah smiled. "Well yes we still have so much catching up to do." She then picked up the ball, and threw it onto Jacoba's lap. "By the way my car only has four seats so we need to improvise." She then turned towards Sero who had just finished working on a car. "So are you coming along for the trip, mechanic girl?"
Sero looked back at Deborah "Well, we're about to close so I guess I can come along." Deborah immediately grabbed her hair, and pulled her along. "Hey what are you…"
BAM!
The old lady slammed Sero into Jacoba, and the Cha ball. she crushed and mashed them together, the sounds of pain, confusion, and squishing filled the air. After about 30 seconds she showed off what became of the girls. The object in her hands was about the size of a tennis ball. It was made up into three sections, a gray top part, a pink middle portion, and green bottom pot.
"They can fit in the cup holder." Deborah said with a smile as she crushed the little ball in your hand like a stress ball.
Jesse looked at her mother with annoyance "Mom!"
Deborah shrugged. "They wouldn't fit in the car." She then turned to her vehicle. "Come on, let's get the kids, and get going. I still need to do some shopping."
Jesse just sighed. "Hopefully, she'll behave herself when we get there."
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Deborah parked her car in the driveway. She turned towards the back seat of the car where Jill, and Joy were sitting. "All right, help me get the groceries out of the back."
"All right Grandma." Joy yelled out, bolting out the car, and going to the back.
Jill just let out a sigh as she opened the door, and went to help her sister.
"Sweet kids you have there!" Deborah told Jesse as she unbuckled her seat belt.
Jesse grabbed the gray, pink, and green ball from the cup holder. She exited the car, and turned to her mother. "Please don't squish them again."
Deborah knodded. "As long as they behave."
Immediately, Jesse started pulling on the ball.
POP!
Jacoba, Cha, and Sero fell to the ground in a pile, completely disorganized. "Are you three okay?" All she heard in response were three groans. "Well, I guess I'll get you three inside then." She said as she picked up the three bodies, and threw them over her shoulders.
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Dwayne was sitting at the kitchen table with a mix of boredom, and hunger. Grandma didn't really have much he liked eating, he could eat the leftover pie in the fridge, but considering the circumstance it was probably best not to. Just then he heard the front door open. Weirdly it was the sound of two pairs of feet running.
Joy, and Jill ran inside the dining room with bags full of groceries. They noticed Dwayne sitting there. "Um...Hi" Joy said as she put the groceries on the ground. "You must be the cousin she was talking about?"
Dwayne looked completely baffled. "Wait, what…?"
Just then Deborah walked into the dining room. "I see that you already saw my surprise."
Dwayne was still lost, "How do you go shopping for food, and bring back lost family members?"
Joy immediately gave him a hug. "It's good to meet family." She said hugging him. "My name is Joy by the way."
As her little sister was hugging Dwayne, Jill went up, and gave him a pat on the head. "Nice to meet…" she said somewhat disinterested. Jill really reminded him of his sister, being just as disinterested in a family get to together.
Joy let go of him from her grasp. As Dwayne continued to processes this.
Just then Jesse walked into the dining room with a green clothed woman over her shoulder. "I put the other two in the living room" Jesse said as she put Jacoba onto one of the dining room seats. Jesse then turned towards Dwayne, a big smile appearing on her face. "My aren't you a cute little button." she said before giving him a hug. "You remind me so much of Dominic." A twitch of fear came upon Dwayne from hearing those words. She then let her nephew go. "Oh yeah, I should introduce you to someone else as well." She pointed towards Jacoba who was still somewhat out of it. "Honey, are you feeling better?"
Jacoba shook her head as her senses came back to her. she looked at Dwayne. "Hello!" She said awkwardly not knowing how to start the conversation.
Dwayne could tell that Jacoba was not a confident person. "So you must be my other aunt?" He asked bluntly, not knowing how to start a conversation either. They both just stared at each other awkwardly not knowing what to say.
Deborah sighed, "They've always been wet footed!"
Jesse looked annoyed at her mother. "Mom, please be nice."
"She really makes it hard, sometimes. " Deborah said with disappointment. "Anyway, would you mind doing a little thing for me while you're here?"
"Gladly!" Jesse responded. "What do you need?"
"I have a new couch, and table set I want to set up. Originally I wanted your brother to help with that, but he's now preoccupied." She said as she briefly looked at the kitchen entrance. "Can you, Jacoba, and your two friends help set it up?" Deborah padded her daughter on the back. "As you're doing that I'll have the kids cook with me"
Jesse gave a nod. "Gladly!" She said, grabbing her wife's arm, and pulling her off the chair. "Come on, we got work to do."
Jacoba walked with her wife, her head still throbbing. "My head's still spinning, can we wait a little bit." She pleaded but to no avail as she was dragged into the living room.
Deborah turned towards her three grandkids. "Let's get to cooking."
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The kids were having a rough time making food in the kitchen. None of the kids were really experienced in it so at the end they were just making a mess. "Don't worry, practice makes perfect." Deborah hummed to the others as she tried her best to guide them along.
Jill rubbed her stomach as she put down a bowl. "I'm just going to go grab a snack real quick." She said as she walked up to the fridge, and opened it. The fridge itself was quite barren, to the point that there were only three things of note. Some leftover, and mixed mashed potatoes, some dug in ice cream, and a very delicious half-eaten pie. Licking her lips she grabbed the pie, and pulled it out of the fridge.
Immediately Deborah grabbed it from her hand. "Look Jill…" she said calmly. "... Please don't touch any of those three food items." She then slid it back into the fridge. "I need them to become ripe again."
Jill looked at her grandmother in confusion. "Mashed potatoes, half eaten ice cream, and cut up pie? Why would you purposely want to leave it in the fridge instead of eating it?"
Deborah then closed the fridge door "Oh they'll become something really special after 2 weeks to a month."
Jill at this point was really confused. "How does a pie improve being left in the fridge for 2 weeks to a month?"
Deborah reached up, and padded the tall girl on the head. "It's my cooking secret." She then pulled Jill back to the counter.
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After about 20 minutes the food was almost done, and the kids were exhausted, and the kitchen was a complete mess. "I have to say this went a lot better than the last time." Deborah said, looking at the food.
Jill looked at her grandmother with confusion. "What the hell happened last time?"
Dwayne, and Deborah looked at each other, and smiled. "Long story." They said in unison
"Ouch!" Someone yelled from the living room. "Sero be careful with the couch we still have to assemble this massive thing." It sounded like Jacoba
"Sorry!" Sero yelled out as a thud sounds shortly followed. "It was a pain enough to fit it in the door. How the hell are we going to assemble this?"
"It took them 20 minutes to get it in?" Joy asked as she leaned on the counter.
"One of the reasons why I wanted the help is because the box was ridiculously big, I couldn't even fit it in the door." Deborah responded.
Joy tilted her head. "Couldn't you just remove the parts from the box, and bring it in piecemeal, it comes in pieces."
Deborah slapped her face. "... You know, maybe I should have had you help them out."
"I'm honestly shocked I didn't have to bust open the wall to get it in" Cha yelled out
"I wasn't going to have you bust my mother's wall open just because you wanted to take the easy way out." Jesse argued back. There was another thud that everyone in the kitchen could recently guess was the box for the table
It was pretty obvious to everyone in the kitchen that everyone in the living room was at their limit.
"Sorry I didn't want to waste 20 fucking minutes getting a larger square through a smaller rectangle!" Cha yelled out.
Jesse was having none of this today. "For fuck sake, this would have gone by faster if for once in your life you did more then cry like baby every 30 seconds because something didn't go your way! You stupid bitch!"
Then there was complete silence. Both Jill and Joy's faces went white, the other two in the kitchen looked at them in confusion. "Oh no!" The sisters said in unison.
BAM!
The entire house shook from a massive shockwave, everyone in the kitchen except Deborah almost lost their balance. Deborah had a complete blank expression.
"Oh my God! what did you do Cha?" Jacoba yelled in a panic.
"She was being a bitch for 20 straight minutes, there's only so much I can take." Cha responded, rage still in her voice.
"Cha do you have any idea what you just did!" Sero yelled in terror. "She's going to fucking pulverize us."
"Um…" Cha mumbled, her rage immediately giving way to terror. "Maybe she didn't notice that."
Deborah turned towards the kids. "You know for being so young you three are so mature." She then turned away from them, and started walking. "Unlike some adults!"
Joy tried to speak up "Um grand…"
Immediately Jill covered her mouth. "We can't save them now…" Jill whispered to her sister. "All we can do now is not be in the crossfire."
Deborah walked out of the kitchen, and out of sight from the three kids. They could hear the shaking from the three sorry saps in the living room the second she entered.
"Look, we can explain!" Jacoba begged. "It is only for a day, and then we can…"
POW!
BLAM!
SLAM!
WHACK!
SQUISH!
Jill, and Joy just stared at the door leading to the living room. Utterly speechless at the chaotic sounds of ass whooping, and pleas for Mercy happened in the other room. Dwayne was by comparison less interested. "So stuff like this happens with your family too, or is it more rare?" Both the girls just stood there, not answering his question.
After about 5 minutes everything went quiet. The door opened, and Deborah walked into the kitchen. "Okay kids, bring the food into the living room."
Immediately Dwayne grabbed some of the food, and ran towards her grandmother. "Okay Grandma." He said running into the living room.
Deborah looked at both Jill, and Joy who was still just standing there. "Come on, aren't you hungry?"
Slowly, but surely the sisters walked into the living room, and were greeted by three objects. The most obvious one was the couch. This was not the couch that they were supposed to assemble that was still lying in its box. The couch had two sections, one was pink, and tan, and the other was gray, and tan. The bottom portions holding the thing up had four sections that looked like Boobs, they slightly poked out, giving the sofa a little step section. The seat cushions were white, and pink on one side, or white, and gray on the other side, all four of them look like eyes. Lastly the back cushions resembled mighty asses, one pure Gray, the other being partially pink and tan with the words juicy being written upside down on the pink one. The mechanic and the clingy one were turned into a comfy couch.
Looking down on the floor they saw the face of their mother, she was spread out to about 15 ft in diameter. Only the face of the former woman rug was showing, which had a ridiculous smile, and crossed eyes. The carpet itself was under the sofa, and a weird table.
The table was green, white, and brown, and the rectangle was about as wide as the couch, and about as half as long. Formerly, her arms, and feet were now simple table legs. The bottom surface of the table was nothing, but a painted on ass, and the top side was a mix of boobs, and eyes peeking out in horror.
Dwayne put down the food onto the table and jumped on the couch like this was a completely normal thing. "Come on girls, put the food down, and join your cousin on the sofa." Deborah asked
Slowly they did exactly what Deborah asked them, putting the food onto their former mother before slowly sitting on the sofa. It felt really wrong, but they did not want to anger their grandmother.
Deborah grabbed a TV remote, and turned on the TV. "If you're wondering about the appliances, I'll pop them back once Jesse recovers. " She then started up a random movie. "Which means you two are staying over for the night."
"Isn't she great?" Dwayne said with a smile. "It's always so fun coming here."
Joy and Jill simply sat back on the couch. Attempting to pretend nothing was wrong. One thing was certain, they needed to stay on Grandma's good side 24/7.