(Warning this is a cartoon physics and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
Sephiria drove along the road, her frustration mounting. First the gorilla and the nerd convinced her to take a road trip, which she was not much of a fan of. I mean when you can transform people into literally anything, anywhere can be a vacation, you just got to make someone into a pool or a roller coaster and the vacation comes to you, but those two idiots wanted to see the country. The worst part is the gorilla broke the car and the nerd couldn't even fix it. So she had to do the work, and that involved some magic. It was easy, but it was the principle of the matter. At least she got back at them for their dumbassery.
Sephiria's car had two sections. The first was a white, blonde, black and white human skin color. The back section of the car was red, black, gray, white and white human skin color. It was an incredibly weird but adorable looking car.
"Idiots…" Sephiria thought to herself, her annoyance growing. "... I have to drive by myself halfway across the country to even get home." She was so preoccupied with her own anger she didn't notice that the street light went red. Just at that moment a pink haired Korean girl was crossing. By some miracle Sephiria missed her by an inch, not that she realized she was about to hit someone anyway.
The pedestrian, Bong Cha, looked at the oddly colored car as it drove past. "That woman was lucky…" Cha thought to myself as she continued to walk across the road. "... Some people really shouldn't be driving cars."
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(Some time later)
It was a slow day at the now named Sero garage. Sero and Jacoba sat down waiting for a customer, Joy and Jill as usual were doing nothing productive, just shooting the shit. Jesse was the only one being productive, moving some stuff in the back garage.
An oddly colored car drove into the driveway. Sero rose from her seat, "All right first customer of the day, get ready." Jacoba and Sero grab their tools, Joy and Jill run towards the car ready to help in any way they could, and Jesse walked out of the garage out of curiosity, carrying an engine with one hand, soon throwing it to the side.
Jacoba raised an eyebrow. "That's a weird car…"
Stepping out of the car was the gorgeous Sephiria with her gray hair, red pants, black boots and white bra that let her cleavage hang out from her unbuttoned black shirt. She looked at Sero, "I have come here for knick knacks for my car." She walked up to Sero rather forcefully. "... I need something to entertain me as I drive halfway across the country."
Sero did not process Sephiria rudeness, a valid customer was a valid customer. "Knick knacks?" She said with a smile. "Weird to come here just for those but we have some lying around."
"No, I don't mean buying them." Sephiria interrupted. "I don't pay for things…"
"Wait what?" Sero was understandably confused. "Well I'm sorry lady, this is a business we don't give out things for fr…"
Blink
POP!
As soon as Sephiria blinked her eyes. Sero disappeared into a puff of smoke. When it cleared she was gone and what was left was a 3 inch figure. It looked exactly like her, her trucker cap, her skin tight gray suit, and black hair, however the proportions were weird. Her head was almost as big as her body, her face was more simplistic with only a big smile and eyes that blankly stared into the distance, her ass and boobs by comparison were notably bigger on the body and the head itself bounced back and forth. It was a cute little Sero bobblehead.
"A novelty bobblehead, the perfect thing to laugh at." Sephiria mumble that she bent down.
Jesse at the sight of this, clench her fists, she pounced straight at Sephiria "Let go of her you bitc…"
Blink
POP!
Before she could turn Sephiria into paste, she disappeared into a puff of smoke. When it dissipated all that was left was a red looking tree air freshener
"Nice try, gorilla." Sephiria said with a smirk, picking up the bobblehead and putting it in her pocket, she then sent down and picked up the air freshener and put it in her pocket as well.
Jacoba, Jill and Joy looked on in horror. Sephiria turned her attention to the sisters. The fear in their eyes growing. "Wait, stop!" Jacoba begged.
Blink
POP!
Jill and Joy disappeared into a puff of smoke like their mother and Sero. What was left was quite a comical site. They were both cubes, one blue and one purple. Their front sides consisted of their eyes staring blankly off into the distance, their tops consisted of pure purple and blue respectively, both sides of the two cubes consisted of the palms of their hands, the bottom consisted of their mighty squished boobs and their backs were a shot of their mighty booties. Each side also had different numbers of dots painted on them. The two women have been turned into fuzzy dice.
Sephiria once again bent down and put the Knick knack into her pocket. Jacoba herself was stunned into complete horror. "And then there was one." Sephiria said coldly, turning towards the scared woman. Jacoba just continued to silently shake in front of her tormentor "What should I turn you into?" She said, giving off a little cute smile.
Jacoba closed his eyes, readying himself for the inevitable.
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"HEY BITCH!" Someone yelled out in the distance. Jacoba opened her eyes and saw someone standing at the gate. "What the hell are you doing to my sweetheart?!" Bong Cha yelled out.
Sephiria turned towards the strange woman, her eyes keeping a dull expression "So ummm…are you a prostitute?" She asked blatantly.
"What no!" Cha yelled out. "I am the great and talented Bong-Cha, Jacob's first love and a extremely talented art…"
Blink
POP!
"Yeah, I don't care." With one blank of her eyes a massive smoke cloud covered Cha, "You're just a seat cushion no…" she stopped herself, seeing the smoke clear and the annoying pink haired lady was still there.
"That was weird…" Cha said in confusion. "... Anyway, as I was saying, I'm a talented artist."
Sephiria looked dumbstruck at the dumb pink head. "She's still human." Sephiria thought to herself. "Did I miss her or something?
Sephiria shook her head, attempting to get a hold of herself. "Yes, I just missed, that's it." She then ready herself again and…
Blink
POP!
Once again it did nothing. "You worm! The witch yelled
Blink
POP!
Blink
POP!
Blink
POP!
Blink
POP!
But no matter how much she tried Cha still stood there only getting agitated at the smoke. Sephiria was completely in shock, was this person a powerful magician? No she would have sense that then. How the hell could she block her magic?
"So why are you spraying me with powder?" Cha casually asks, breaking the silence.
"YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M DOING!" Sephiria screamed out in complete shock. "How…the…hell…"
Cha was kind of really confused at this point. "So what's your deal?" She said casually walking up to Sephiria.
Sephiria quickly turned to her car, an idea sparked in her head. She blinked at it and the engines turned on. "Take this bitch!" The car speeded up and straight towards Cha and…
BAM!
The car slammed into Cha but this did not flatten her, instead it caused the car to explode but not in a fiery explosion way, but to explode into hundreds of red and white Hot Wheels cars. They all rain down upon the parking lot. Sephiria was completely and utterly speechless. "That looks like magic but I felt no magic from it." She thought to herself. "What the hell was that?"
Cha looked back and forth. "Did they fly just bump into me"
"YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE THAT!" Sephiria screamed out at the maniac in front of her.
Cha put her fists together. "All right bitch you have any more tricks?" Sephiria frantically started looking around. Cha gave off a smile. "I thought not." She then slowly started walking towards the witch.
Sephiria looked down upon the ground in front of Cha.
Blink
POP!
Smoke started to form under Cha feet. "You think your powder going to work on…AHHHHHHHHHH!" Cha fell beneath the Earth, and out of sight. When the smoke cleared there was a massive gaping hole where Cha once stood.
"What did you do?" Jacoba asked in fear, backing up towards the wall.
Blink
POP!
The smoke appeared again over the hole, when it disappeared the hole was gone. Sephiria gave off a sinister smirk towards Jacoba. "I created a hole to the center of the Earth." She then started stepping closer to the terrified wife. "Now that she's dealt with I've decided to make a little bit of a change in my order." Jacoba was frozen in fear as the mad woman talked to her. "I need a new car."
From those words Jacoba's eyes widened. "You…you…"
Blink
POP!
The smoke enveloped her like it did her family and Sero, after a few seconds the smoke cleared. A massive green, brown and white object took Jacoba's place. It looked like a regular car except for two details, one the hood had two painted on blank staring eyes on it. two, the white trunk was a bit bloated, having the shape that resembled an ass. The car was particularly not one of her best works but Sephiria was obviously going through some stress a moment ago.
"I'll have to paint over the hood and straighten out the trunk when I get home." Sephiria thought to herself as she opened the car door and sat in the driver's seat, giving very little mind to the Hot Wheels that were on the ground. She then started pulling stuff out of her pocket. She put the bobblehead on the dashboard, and put the fuzzy dice on the rearview mirror along with the red, black and white air freshener. "That was surprising but I managed to fix that situation pretty easily." She then grabbed the keys and turned the engine on. "I'm getting out of this shit tow…"
BLAM!
Suddenly from beneath the ground in front of her a figure jumped into the air, and landed in front of her driver's door. It was the unstoppable Bong Cha, now just in her pink bra and panties. "Surprise bitch!" Cha screamed out as she opened the door and grabbed the sorcerer by the neck and pulled her out.
Sephiria was attempting to speak but couldn't say anything on the account of being choked at the moment.
"You thought you were so clever…" Cha monologue as she carried her victim away from the car. "... Little do you know you're not the first person to banish me to hell." Sephiria once again couldn't respond considering she was being choked, but she was very confused by that statement.
"Now then, let me show you a special technique I haven't done in a while!" She then raised her fist up and started shaking it. "One! Month!" Sephiria panic intensified, desperately trying to free herself but to no avail. "PUNCH!"
POW!
With one mighty fist Cha slammed the arrogant sorcerer into the ground flattening her like a pancake and causing most of her clothes to fly off. She then raised her fist up from the puddle and took a deep breath. "That's what you get for hurting my Jacoba." She then just stood there waiting for a few seconds for the next part to begin.
POP!
The little splat popped out into the three dimensions but not as the dumb bimbo witch. Instead the object in front of her was a circle about 3 ft in diameter being held held up by four legs or more accurately two legs and two arms that were 2 feet off the ground and were completely motionless, the bottom of the table had a nice drawing of a woman's ass that currently had its white panties riding up it, but the drawing on the top was the best part. It consisted of a face and boobs. The boobs took up 1/3 of the front and the only modesty was the white bra painted on. The best part was the drawing of the adorable stupid face. Its eyes were crossed in opposite directions, it had a big closed smile that went from one side of the table to another and a long, curved tongue that rested on the right boob. The once prideful and stoic witch was now a goofy ass table. "There you go, much better." She said before casually turning towards the car.
Cha was no stranger to magic or the arrogance of sorceress, luckily she was too angry to be affected by their reality bending magic. Because of her experience she knew how to fix people affected by magic, unfortunately it's a solution that the car and the knick knacks would not like. "I'm sorry my precious, but it'll only be for 24 hours." She then raised up her fist and…
POW!
With one mighty strike she instantly crushed the car, rapidly shrinking its size, it fell to the ground. The car became a simple toolbox, pure green except for the two eyes painted on the lid. Cha opened up the toolbox and saw a gray and black hammer, a red, white, and black wrench, a blue screwdriver and a purple bag of screws. She then closed the toolbox and carried it over to a nearby table and put it down.
Cha looked at all the toy cars surrounding her, she then spent 20 boring minutes picking all of them up. She put them in one pile and raised her fist.
POW!
With one mighty punch she reduced the hundreds of toy cars into a single footlong red and white wooden toy car. She picked it up and put it next to the toolbox. "Well that's my work here done…" Cha then walked up to the table and grabbed it by one of its legs and lifted it. "Jacoba, I'll talk to you again some other time when you're…less inconvenienced." She then went up to the gate, shut it, locked it, and turned the open sign over into its closed position. She then walked away with her prize.
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(A week later)
Cha laid back on her couch, squishing her favorite smiling stress ball, enjoying her relaxing time at home. She put up her pink socked feet upon the gray, white, and flesh tone table she got a week ago. It was a pretty good footrest, it was a shame that she would lose it in 3 weeks. A thought came to her head. "You know witches are pretty arrogant in my experience…" she talked to herself as she crushed her stress ball. "... To drill the lesson into their heads I may have to double or even triple their punishment…" if a table could shake in fear it would from those words. "... Yeah, I probably will most likely do that." She then put her stress ball down and grabbed her TV remote. "In my experience witches always make better appliances than people."
THE END!