(Warning this is a cartoon physics and object tf fetish story, if you don't like that, don't read this.)
When Jacob took the job he kind of expected, well you know work, but Shota auto shop for the past week had been pretty empty, only a handful of cars coming in and only for minor issues which didn't pay that much. "Why is everything so slow around here?" Jacob mumbled to himself as he played with a wrench.
"Dear, why are you complaining?" Jesse chimed in, lifting an engine with one hand like it was nothing. "More free time for you."
Jacob put the wrench down "The problem is if Shota doesn't get enough customers he won't be able to pay us."
Jesse threw the engine over her head. "Relax, I'm sure they will start pouring in eventually." She reassured him.
"It's nothing, I just wish this place was able to make more money." Jacob said in defeat. Jacob would get that wish, unfortunately it would be a monkey paw wish.
Just then someone walked into the garage parking lot. "A customer!" Shota shouted, immediately ran towards this individual.
The individual in question was of Korean descent and was quite short, being 5ft but despite her size she stuck out like a sore thumb. Her long dyed pink hair was in a ponytail that went down to her waist, her pink T-shirt could barely hold her enormous cleavage, she also had a pink jacket on, well sort of. It wasn't so much on her body but hanging from both of her arms with the rest of it dangling behind her. She was also wearing skin tight pink silk shorts that also had trouble containing her mighty booty. This was topped off with slick pink sunglasses.
"Hello!" She greeted Shota with a cute little smile. "I'm here for some auto parts"
Jesse smiled "Look you got your wish." Jacob did not respond. "Um Jacob what's wro…" What she saw surprised her. It was Jacob completely still, shaking in his boots. "Jacob, what's wrong?"
"Noooo…" Jacob mumbled "Not Bong-Cha!"
Jesse looked confused at her shaken husband "Bong...Cha?" Jesse's eyes lit up. "Did this little bitch hurt you?: She then turned back around towards Cha.
"WAIT!" He grabbed onto his wife's left arm, trying in vain to stop her.
"YOU LITTLE BITCH!" Jesse screamed, Bong-Cha turned towards the noise. She saw Jesse and…a familiar face. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY HUSBAND!"
From those words Bong Cha's eyes grow wide. "I'm sorry, your what?"
Shota looked in confusion. "Do you people know each other?"
"Jesse, please stop this immediately." Jacob begged as much as he could even though he knew there was no way to stop what was coming next.
"Sorry did I stutter?" Jesse responded not realizing the mistake she walked into. "What did you do to my husband!"
…
POW!
With a fist that was faster than light Bong Cha punched Jesse in the face, the force of the punch sent her flying like a rocket. Jesse screamed at the top of her lungs as she flew straight up into the sky and out of sight.
There was an awkward silence, everyone at the garage was speechless. Jacob's face froze in fear, Jill and Joy watched in horror from the motorhome and Shota had a face of pure confusion. "Okay what was…" Shota asked, interrupting the silence.
Bong Cha simply put her hand up, subtly telling him to shut up. They all stood perfectly still for a few more seconds. Just then something landed on Cha's hand. Holding it in her hand like one would hold a pizza box was a disc about the size of a manhole cover. The side facing up was the booty of poor Jesse. Her ass took up the entirety of that side side except for the edges which were covered by what seemed to be a red border. It had the same color as Jesse's hair, but that was impossible because it didn't look like hair, it looked like metal. In fact her ass also looked slightly weird, looking like it was sculpted by hand and painted over as well. She then turned the disc over and showed it directly to Jacob. On the front side was Jesse's face which covered the entire front half except for the red outline of the disk itself, but weirdly she didn't look angry, scared, or worried she wore a big goofy smile and was slightly cross-eyed. She looked a lot more cartoonish with big cartoon eyes and big cartoon lips, like the rest of the disc she looked more sculpted and painted then squashed.
"I like to call this piece 'Stupid bitch.'" Cha said nonchalantly before passing the disc over to Shota. "Now with that out of the way I want an explanation." She asked, staring Jacob in the eyes. "Why was that cartoonish buffoon of an art piece calling you her husband?"
"Ummm ummm…"Jacob was too terrified to say anything.
Cha took a deep breath. "So you married a dumb manhole cover instead of me?" She turned towards Shota who was holding the disc that once was a woman. Shota himself was too confused to do anything. She looked the disc right in the eyes. "So you think you're better than me?" The disc said nothing because it was a simple metal disc, it didn't even twitch. "Well then I'm going to show you how wrong you are as painfully as possible." She then turned towards Jacob again. "Listen here darling, you made a terrible mistake. You don't understand how much of a poor loser this bitch is but I know how to make it right." She then gave a cutie smile. "I'm going to come every day and beat this loser up until you're convinced of how pathetic she is and how much better I would be as a wife so you can divorce her ass and marry me."
Jacob was still completely frozen in fear and couldn't respond.
"I'm glad to see you got the message." She then turned around and started walking away. "See you all tomorrow?" and with that she left.
The two men still stood there in silence having trouble processing what just happened.
"Mom, Dad." The sisters screamed as they ran towards the 2 emotionally frozen individuals and the manhole cover.
“So…Why did a tiny prostitute punch mom into a coin" Jill asked, trying to process what she just saw. "More importantly, how? Who the hell was that woman?"
"Why did that stylish looking lady punch mom into the stratosphere and make her a coin?" Joy asked, still shaken by what she saw. "That was super scary."
"Yeah I would have to agree with your daughters, what the hell was that?" Shota asked as he regained his composure.
All three of them were staring at Jacob desperately wanting answers. He took a deep breath. "Okay I'll tell you." He walked to a nearby chair and sat down. "When I was in elementary school I met a little girl, you can probably guess who that was. She had an extremely attachment to me, like extremely and she was no less formidable back then. No one at the school from kids to teachers to police to even the military couldn’t stop her so she got all that she wanted… including me being her boyfriend. There was only so much I could tolerate, so me and my parents moved away, and that was the last time I ever saw her…well until today."
"Imagine not getting over your elementary's crush 40 plus years later." Jill snacked.
"Um dad…" Joy interjected. "Are you going to help Mom now?"
"Yeah, pop her back so we can figure out how to clopper that bitch." Jill added
Jacob hung his head low. "I can't."
"WHAT WHY!" The sister said in unison.
"She didn't flatten her." He answered. "Her punches are so hard she can completely change people into inanimate objects. I have no idea how but she can."
"You mean mommy stuck like that?" Joy asked, tears coming down her eyes.
"No thankfully." Jacob replied. "It only lasts a little under 24 hours." He then started getting out of the chair. "Right now we need to put her in a safe place so she can…" he then noticed something." Where the hell is Shota and Jesse?" He then noticed Shota at the gate entrance. He was hanging Jesse on the fence. "Shota what the fuck are you doing?"
Shota turned to his employee. "Setting up an advertisement?"
Jacob simply stared at him. "Once again, what the fuck Shota."
"Listen she can't do anything else for about 24 hours anyway so we might as well make use of her." Shota said padding Jacob on the back
Jacob looked at him in disbelief. "First of all that my fucking wife, second, who's going to look at a manhole cover with a face and suddenly decide to get their car fix..." just then 12 cars rushed by them and entered the shop. Jacob turned around in complete disbelief.
"You see, partner…" Shota said as he grabbed a wrench. "... Advertising makes all the difference."
Jacob stood there slack jawed.
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Day 2
Jesse was punching the air, stoking herself up. "I'll be ready for that bitch this time!"
"Trust me, you won't Jesse." Jacob interjected. "She will eat you alive maybe even literally"
She gave Jacob a smirk. "Please honey this is not my first rodeo, the bitch only got a cheap shot on me." She padded Jacob on the head. "Don't worry, I got this honey."
Jacob continued to just shake in fear "I'm just saying moving to Siberia and changing our names would be a much safer option."
Just then a familiar pink wearing bitch came walking into the garage parking lot. "So is Mrs.Coins ready to be humiliated aga…"
With one strong punch, Jesse decked Bong Cha square in the head with enough force to cause the immediate area to shake. "How do you like that bit…what?"
There still standing was Cha, the punch didn't knock her down, it didn't hurt her, it didn't even make her flinch. "Oh are you poking me now?"
Jesse looked at the shrimp with sheer horror "How the hell?"
Cha gave Jesse a devil smile "I have to say that was quite pathetic for a poke? You think I would have at least felt that."
Jesse's eyes filled with rage. "HOW ABOUT THIS PUNCH!" She then swung another punch doing basically nothing.
"OR THIS!"
"OR THIS!"
"OR THIS!"
"OR THIS!"
"OR THIS!"
"OR THIS!"
She continued punching Cha, her punches got faster and faster and faster. The ground around them shook like they were in the middle of an earthquake but Cha did not flinch. Jesse eventually stopped, sweat coming down her body, her eyes wavering and her legs losing balance. She fell forward onto the ground. Her knees planted on the asphalt after her legs gave out letting her ass and hips stay off the ground.
"So Mrs Coin, is it my turn now?" Cha asked with an innocent smile, looking down at the exhausted piece of work in front of her. Raising her foot and aiming for her face
Jesse looked up at her "Fuck you, you little pink…"
POW!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
SLAM!
Jesse slammed directly into the wall behind her, flattened out but not in the typical way. On the wall the only visible parts of the former mom were six circles lined up in three pairs. The bottom stack were once her mighty boobs which were now large flatten white stickers. Each boob had 10 times the diameter from when they were three dimensional. The middle pair of circles that were once her eyes, were the same size as her boobs currently were and give off an emotionless stare. The top row was once her black pants covered buttocks, with each cheek being 15 times its normal diameter.
Jacob was once again speechless. "Jesse?"
"Wait a second…" Cha interrupted, walking up to the splatter on the wall. "... One more step to go." She pointed her little pinky at it and poked it.
POP!
The decal popped in three dimensions but not as the girl this object once was. Falling to the ground the boobs became the welt and the skirts, the eyes became massive seat cushions and the once glorious ass became the back pillows and the new seats arms. The obnoxiously loud wife was turned into a lovely and quiet couch. A vast improvement, at least that's what Cha thought.
Cha smiled at her handy work. "Ah yes a perfect couch to rest on after… well I wouldn't say hard work, maybe mildly annoying is a better way to describe it." She then planted her ass on the seat cushions. She turned to Jacob, "Come on, there's plenty of room." She said as she patted the other seat cushion.
Jacob just simply stared at her, not moving an inch.
Cha gave a disappointing look in return. "I honestly thought a comfy couch would be able to convince you…" she then slapped the back pillow which caused it to jiggle. "…Well I guess I'll leave you with Mrs Couch then." She then got up and slowly walked away but before she left she turned towards Jacob blowing him a kiss then disappeared from sight.
After she was gone Jacob turned back around and noticed Shota was carrying a sign. He placed it on the wall above the couch. It read. "Five bucks to sit down." Jacob just gave him a death stare.
Shota simply shrugged, "Look, I'm not wasting a good couch."
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Day 3
"Okay Joy, you ready for this." Jill asked, both the sisters were hiding in the bushes.
"Um Jill…" a nervous Joy asked. "...Where did you get Dynamite?"
Jill stared into Joy's eyes and blatantly said "... Don't ask questions you're not prepared to find out the answers to."
Joy simply stared back. "Okay…but why didn't we tell Mom or Dad about the plan?"
"They would have said no." Jill responded. "Dad alone is too terrified to allow us to get involved."
Joy started shaking "Maybe that's for a good reason…"
Jill sighed. "If we don't do something our mom is going to be more used to being a knickknack than a human being.”
While fear was still in her eyes Joy nodded. "Okay, let's do this."
Right on que the mad woman named Bong-Cha was once again walking onto the parking lot. Jesse was standing near the garage. In her fighting stance, a fake smile was plastered on her face, sweat came down her body and she was slightly shaking at the sight of Cha.
"Hello Mrs Couch…" Cha asked with an innocent smile. "... Ready for your next job?"
Jesse herself just stood there silently. Jesse's shaking only intensified. Jacob, like yesterday, just stood in silence, feeling helpless to stop what was to come next.
Cha's smile turned more devilish. "I guess I'll take that as a yes…" she started inching closer to her prey.
"Hey bitch!" Jill yelled out from the bush. She threw her stack of dynamite directly towards Cha
BOOOOM!
Cha was engulfed in a fiery explosion. The blast shook the entire area and when the smoke cleared there stood the pink terror, with not even a scratch. "Why did you throw a flare at me?" Joy and Jill looked at the crazy lady, too shocked to respond. Cha gave them a smirk. "Well, are you going to answer me?"
WHAM!
Jesse punched Cha in the back of the head once again with no effect. "Stay away from my daughters!"
Cha eyes lit up, "YOUR WHAT!"
"Oh no." Jacob mumbled.
Cha grabbed and then tossed Jesse into the bushes next to her daughters. "YOU DARE GIVE BIRTH TO THESE GREMLINS WITH MY FUTURE HUSBAND DNA!"
The sister eyes stared at her in horror
Jill backing into the wall "OH SHIT!"
Tears ran down Joy's eyes "PLEASE DON'T HURT US, I'M BEGGING Y…"
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
POW!
Jacob was helpless to stop her as Cha went all in on his family.
After five straight minutes she finally stopped. Cha popped out of the bushes, she took a deep breath. "Relax Cha…" she mumbled to herself trying to cool her head. "... Lovely Jacob will be mine soon." She then bent down into the bushes. "... I just need to do some painting to calm down." She got back up and pulled out a plank of wood. Despite Jacobs initial thoughts that plank of wood was not once his family, they became something much more degrading. On this plank of wood there seemed to be a variety of paints. Brown, purple, blue, black, red, white and a white skin color. Jacob quickly put two and two together. Cha pulled out a brush and began painting the wall next to her. After 20 minutes she put the paintbrush down. On the wall there was a beautiful painting of herself lying on a towel on the beach with a bikini on. The fact that she was able to draw it with only seven colors was quite impressive. To get the color pink for her hair she combined some of the white and red paint. She used the purple for the towel and her two-piece bikini. She combined some of the brown and White skin color paint to create a dark sandy beach. She used the brown and white skin colors again this time only adding a little bit of brown for the paint for her skin color. She combined some of the white and blue to create the sky and used the rest of the blue for the sea. Her eyes were drawn with the white and black paint. Lastly she used the rest of the black paint to write above the picture. "Come Admire the Beauty that is Bong-Cha!" The painting was quite amazing especially for something only made in 20 minutes, being 10 ft long and wide and there was not even a hint that the paint used to be three people. "Bask in it Jacob, Bask in the beauty of a perfect woman's art."
Jacob didn't say a word, just continued staring at this crazy bitch.
Cha gave a slight frown. "Well I guess you still need more convincing, at least now I have two new punching bags to increase the fun." And with that she walked out of sight.
As soon as she left a bunch of cars pulled into the garage at lightning speed. "Oh boy, another good day for the business." Shota shouted, grabbing his wrench. "Come on Jacob, we got work to do."
Jacob didn't even have the energy to scold Shota at this point. "How could this have gotten worse."