(M to Stitch. Like, from Lilo and Stich. Read it, it's good.)

Kyle drummed his fingers anxiously, looking at the airline booking agent—or not looking at her? He wasn’t sure how much eye contact was appropriate, especially since she was a gorgeous brunette. He settled for keeping his eyes on the nametag on her chest, even though he’d read ‘Alice’ at least a hundred times by now.

Alice laughed, and the motion made her chest jiggle in a rather appealing fashion. “You know, my eyes are up here.”

“Oh. Oh!” Kyle realized that, by looking at her nametag, he’d also been ogling her assets. “I… I’m sorry!”

“Don’t be. I think I’ve just found an ideal travel package for you, sweetheart.” Alice smiled. “So… You’re looking to head to Hawaii for an affordable rate, and I think I have just the deal for you. As I’m sure you’re aware, we’re running a promotion with Disney at the moment.”

“You are?” Kyle blinked, surprised. His surprise only heightened as the woman pulled out a rather massive stack of paperwork, dropping it on her counter with a laugh.

“Ooh, you didn’t know? Well, allow me to give you the gist of it. They’re filming their movies in Ultra-Live Action™—patent pending—and are allowing people expense-free vacations, so long as they participate in the movie. And, in this case, it’s a Disney movie in Hawaii.”

“Uhm… I’ve never seen Moana before, is that okay?” Kyle asked with a blush.

For some reason, Alice found this to be hilarious, and she looked to Kyle with a glimmer of mischief in her eyes. Her fingers danced across a tablet on her desk as she spoke. “Oh, you are just too perfect. Please, sign at the bottom of this page, and we’ll take care of the rest for you.”

Kyle nodded slowly, taking a quick second to pore over the document. He paused at a line of text that struck him as odd, and looked up to Alice again. “It says something about PETFriendly here? I don’t have any animals.”

“No, but the movie does!” Alice turned the tablet towards Kyle, and he saw that his data had been entered onto a PETFriendly asset screen. “If everything looks okay on this, I’d love for you to tap on the bottom of this to give us an okay.”

The young man felt a glimmer of paranoia, though that was probably because he was still a little stunned by the idea that he was about to get an entire vacation for free. Without further ado, he jotted down his signature and greenlit the tablet, wincing as a jolt of static leapt from its screen to his finger.

“Awesome. Now, follow me. There’s a special security screening for all Disney guests,” Alice snatched the tablet back and turned, motioning for Kyle to follow. “Bags dropped off on the left, if that’s okay with you. We’ll see them to your destination safely.”

It was all very strange, to the point where Kyle had to continuously remind himself not to look a gift horse in the mouth. He set his belongings behind Alice’s counter, following her into a room patterned with a soothing blue wallpaper.

“So… What now?” He asked, tilting his head. She tapped on the tablet, and he started to feel surprisingly itchy. He played his nails across his arms, feeling soft hairs against his fingers. He spared his arm a glance, but didn’t see anything wrong with the blue fluff that covered him from head to toe.

“Fur, to start off with… And height, of course,” Alice mumbled to herself, playing with her screen.

Kyle found himself looking up towards Alice, a bit at a time. It was like she was growing taller and taller, though that was something that should have been impossible. Actually, the more surprising thing was that he’d ever thought that he was her height—he was barely three feet tall, even with his ears. He wiggled them for emphasis.

Alice looked to the man and giggled, toying with her tablet. “Right, and those big silly ears, along with a cute koala-like nose...” She leaned down to him, scratching at his ears as they started to change.

The feeling of her fingers against his stretching ears was nothing but outstanding. Kyle considered calling off the vacation then and there, to see if he could find a way to stay under her desk as a scratching toy. New muscles allowed his ears to twitch and swivel, even as his lobes grew to be almost as large as his head.

Meanwhile, his nose dampened, flattening and rounding on his face. His nostrils and sinuses ached, and Kyle crinkled them with a faint whimper. It soon faded, and he found himself breathing easily through a dark blue, round button of a nose. It looked cartoonish, though it was certainly out-of-place on his too-human face.

“Ew. A little less Sonic-Live-Action, a little more Disney…” Alice muttered. “We’ll need to change… Tongue…”

“What are you tmmllaghhwkin’ abowth?” Kyle words distorted as his tongue grew to a monstrous length. It flopped well past his chest, bumping against his loose shirt, which only clung to him by a shoulder. It felt weird against his fur, and he shrugged it and his pants off, shaking his fluff back into order.

“Oh, nothing. And… Let’s work on a muzzle…”

Kyle couldn’t help but feel that something was still up. Still, he didn’t ask, instead humming a quiet tune that popped into his changing head. His eyes slid a little further apart, while his nose and mouth warped into a short muzzle. His head rounded, giving his wide mouth a much more natural look that could also hold his overlong, drooly tongue—if he wanted. For some reason, Kyle didn’t much wand to do that.

“Ooh! And teeth, too.”

Kyle let out a faint vocalization as his teeth stretched and warped, growing thicker and sliding apart from one another in his mouth. They were spaced so that he could probably fit a popsicle stick with ease between each of them, and despite their size, were oddly blunt and rounded.

Kyle slurped his tongue back into his muzzle, blissfully ignorant of how much he looked like a certain Disney character. He contented himself with playing his tongue around his teeth, enjoying their smooth feel. His hair shrank back into his head, though a faint ruff of blue fur tipped his cranium.

“How you doing, buddy? Feeling okay?” Alice worked with a slider as she spoke, eyeing Kyle curiously.

A strange warmth spread across Kyle’s brain, energetic and yet a little confused. It was like he was getting smarter and more childlike at the same time, possessed of too much curiosity to put his intelligence to good use. “I’m—I doing ‘kay!” His voice lifted in pitch, becoming squeaky with a hint of roughness.

“You sure about that?” Alice hummed, chuckling as a darkness spread through Kyle’s eyes. Light blue bands of fur circled his midnight eyes, making them look wide and expressive—which was good, because in his current state, Kyle was very expressive.

“Ih!” Kyle nodded, bobbing his head. He didn’t know what had just come over him, but he felt fantastic. The man dropped onto all fours, looking around curiously. “Can Kyle go on the plane now?”

“Not yet, sweetheart. We’ve got to finish up a few things,” Alice hummed. She shrank Kyle’s proportions, swelling his midsection and barreling out his torso into something more feral than human. “Could you put your hand against mine, please?”

“W-which one?” Kyle squeaked, looking at the soft pads on his blue-furred palms.

“Let’s go with your right, okay?”

Kyle nodded, his long ears swaying. He placed it against hers, watching as his fingers shortened. At the same time, his nails lengthened into short claws, so it was really only like they’d lost a knuckle in length each. Aside for his middle finger, that is, which simply shrank away to nothingness between his others.

“OoOOooh…” He muttered, holding his hand before his face, and wiggling his fingers. “Feet next!”

Alice laughed, watching Kyle fall onto his butt, lifting his feet into the air. She used this opportunity to quickly give him a stubby, waggly tail. It thumped below him like crazy as he pawed at the air. “Well, if you insist…”

Kyle watched with curiosity as his soles rounded, his feet becoming circular and stumpy almost like an elephant’s. His toes flared around them like a fan, big toe retracting into his ankles, while his other four digits grew round nails around them.

Excitedly, Kyle rolled onto them, scampering around the room on all fours. He could really get a good pace going like this, even able to climb up walls. “SpidahKyle!” He giggled, losing his concentration and dropping onto his back with a yelp. “Owie!”

“Ooh, right. You’ll need some alien assets if you want to do that…” Alice hummed.

Kyle wriggled and squirmed as new parts slid from him. Before the changes had been reformative or subtractive. Now that they were additive, he really felt them. Two new arms slipped below his first set, and three long quills slid from his back. He rolled onto his soft-furred belly, twitching his quills curiously.

Then two antennae slipped from the top of his head, and he grunted, pawing at them in confusion. “Ngghuh! Gwwargl!” Kyle hissed, crinkling his nose.

“Oh, don’t be such a baby. You can retract them all at any time, don’t you remember? It’s part of being Experiment 626,” Alice hummed, looking at her cute and cuddly creation. In a way, she felt a little bad for not correcting him on the movie—but anyone who didn’t immediately think about Lilo and Stitch from the words ‘Disney move in Hawaii’ deserved to have a little fun played with them.

Kylent 626’s eyes glazed as his identity was overwritten. He pawed at his head, trying to remember why Experyle 626 sounded so wrong to him. “Nnh… Head feelin’ funny…” He mumbled, staggering around the room drunkenly. His four arms outstretched at his sides in an attempt to stabilize himself.

Just then, a flash of inspiration grabbed him. He looked up to Alice with confidence, knowing that while Experiment 626 was his identity, it wasn’t his name. “My name Stitch,” he said confidently.

He wriggled his hips from left to right, retracting his extra arms. Then he crinkled his nose, shrinking his antennae and sliding his quills back into his spine, giving him the cute and cuddly appearance that he’d grown used to from his time on Earth. “Stitch! See?”

“Oh, of course it is, sweetheart!” Alice cooed, dropping down to her knees and giving the little monster a tight hug. “You know, I might see if I can’t keep you all for myself after this…”

Stitch cooed, before blinking. “A-ah! But ohana! My ohana is waiting for Stich!”

“Too true, too true,” Alice hummed, standing up and dusting her clothes clean from Stitch’s blue fur. “So, if you head right this way, we’ll put you on a plane to them immediately.” She started to lead the changed man from the room, though she couldn’t help but spare her tablet a lingering glance. It would be so easy to cast herself…

Stitch knew exactly what she was thinking about. While Kyle might not have been able to associate the tablet with the changes to his body, Stitch’s supercomputer mind was certainly capable of connecting a few dots.

And, even though his time with Lilo was able to reduce most of his badness meter, Stitch still couldn’t help but wonder what mischief he could get into with something like that. After all, everyone knew about Experiment 626—but what about the other 625?