(Women to Hobbits)


T: Hi guys, it's Trina here! I'm back again for a super-special transformation. You might have noticed that the format is a little different, right? Well, that's because

J: Heeey!

T: Dangit Jackie, don't interrupt me!

J: But this was my idea!

T: Oh, good point. Anyways, I'm introducing my friend Jackie to you all with a special themed TF that she'll explain now.

J: Really? OMG, thanks! Well, as those of you know me should realize, I'm a huge Lord of the Rings fan. So when I heard that TransFun was releasing some special LotR-themed serums, I couldn't help but pre-order some for Trina and I! We'll be liveblogging our changes during a rewatching of Fellowship of the Ring. Then... We'll watch the other two and reenact some of the scenes! And what are we changing into, you ask?

T: Hobbits!

J: Hobbits! ... ;n;

T: Now you see what it feels like to be interrupted. Anyways, we've taken some serums and I've set up a special chat document that'll record our interaction.

J: Heck yeah we have!

T: Ready to start the films?

J: I thought you'd never ask! I've got all three movies set up. We're not going to watch 'The Hobbit' because... Well, I shouldn't need to explain myself to fans of the series.

T: Something about a conspiracy?

J: I mean, it's not a conspiracy if New Line Cinemas is willing to break up a Tolkein classic into a massive three-parter just for the sake of earning more money! Did you even see the last movie??

T: Well... Anyways, starting the movies now before we spark a massive flame war. Shoes off, movie on!

J: Shoes?

T: Unless you wanna see how your pumps handle hobbit feet...

J: Ah.

J: OMG Frodo's taking the ring!!!

T: Yep. Breathe. Calm down.

J: BUT HE'S TAKING THE RING HE'S SO BRAVE AND

T: Okay, Jackie will join us once she gets over gushing about Frodo taking the ring. She's seen the movie a hundred times at least, but

J: Only fifty-seven! And I can't help it, it's so touching! Man, maybe it's the serum? I feel so much more... into this movie, you know? Like, I'm happier, more relaxed, and just... Go Frodo!!!

T: ...

J: It's the serum. ;-;

T: Mhmm, of course it is sweetie. Anyways, in typical Trina fashion, let's go into the changes thus far! We've started to shrink into our clothes, and unless I'm mistaken, our ears are more pointed. Hold on... Nope, just Jackie's. Plus her hair's gotten a little bit curlier, which is a super-nice look on her. It's kinda funny; it looks like we'll be going into these changes at our own pace. Hers looks to be going head down, and mine's feet up.

T: Yep, already my feet have started to change into

T: Wait, it still does the little 'T' whenever I make a new paragraph?

T: Yep, odd. Anyways, my feet have started to change into a hobbit's. And there is a hell of a lot of a difference between a human's foot and a hobbit's foot, in case you were wondering. All throughout the change, I could feel my foot stretching out; cracking out into a new and longer form. It was like stretching out my foot; but it just kept going, sliding out until it was so long... And a little alien, to be honest.

T: The next thing I noticed was that my foot was itching like mad. It felt a lot like I was growing fur, but just over the top of my foot. And sure enough, I have the hairiest foot I've ever seen. It might be because a hobbit's foot is still mostly humanoid, but I'm really surprised by this change. All of the hairs are so long and curly; it looks really cool.

T: Beyond that, my toes have changed too. Bet you didn't know that a hobbit's toes are longer than a human's! Or that their big toes are HUGE. Like, it's easily one and a half times the size it used to be! I can't believe it; it's amazing!

J: Okay, better now. Plus, that's no fair! How come you get hobbit feet first?

T: I dunno, how come you have a hobbit head first? You know the drill, Jackie: What's different?

J: Oh! Well the first thing I noticed was how brighter the room was getting. Like, TransFun incorporated the thing that D&D does, where hobbits have low-light vision. It's really cool; my eyes barely need any time to adjust to darkness. Also, my ears aren't any more sensitive than a normal person's. It's a little odd, but I think that these pointed ears might just be cosmetic only. Lastly, my curly hair is really fun to bounce; I might need to make this a style.

T: You should! It's really pretty on you!

J: Thanks! Anyways, I think I'm composed enough to keep watching...

T: Yep, and completely in the buff! That's right, we're both naked!

J: TRINA

T: What?

J: PUBLIC

T: Yeah, and? I do the same with animal TFs. Besides, you'd be AMAZED at how hairy a hobbit is 'down there'; even Jackie has

J: MOVING ON

T: Really? But you looked so cute struggling to keep your clothes on like that!

J: You know what? I'm putting my clothes on now.

T: You know they don't fit, right?

J: It's better than nothing!! Take over while I do this!

T: Fine. My clothes felt a little less than comfy when they were a few sizes too large, but I'm still too big to fit into the child-size hobbit costumes we bought. I guess we should have thought of it earlier, but oh well. It's just the two of us here, so I don't mind.

J: How do you not mind? Are you some sort of a nudist? Is that was TransFun does to people?

T: Well... Maybe. I guess that's a lovely thing about TransFun serums. They leave you feeling very comfy in your own body, you know? I don't mind Jackie seeing ma naked as much as I would have before.

J: Yeah, well I still mind!

T: Too bad. Besides, if I was still wearing pants, I wouldn't be able to describe how hairy my legs are. I didn't expect that, to be honest. They're not quite furry, you know? Actually, they're a lot closer to just being overgrown. It's really interesting; this is what I'd look like if I just let it go.

J: See 'Frozen' much?

T: No, why... Oh. You would. Maybe that'll be our next set of serums.

J: I could stand being a princess.

T: Nah, you'd be a reindeer.

J: What? No way, then! I know they're better than people, but... We're getting sidetracked. My upper body has changed a little bit, but it's nothing like Trina's. Basically, I've gotten a little more... plump. Not fat, just plump.

J: Argh, stupid clothes.

T: I told you. OMG you're literally sinking into your clothes!!

J: I can't help it, they're so... Agh, they're covering my hands!!

J: * D:

T: Change out of them! Just get naked!

J: Okay, fine...

J: ...

J: ...

T: Stop spamming!

J: DownthereishairieryesTrinawasright MOVING ON. I didn't expect to have a little bit of weight gain, but it definitely looks good on us. Maybe it's got to do with our shorter stature, but I think that we're rocking these cuddly bodies.

J: Wait.

J: Hold on.

J: OMG I'M A HOBBIT!!!

T: She really needed all caps from that, I think I'm mostly deaf from the excited screaming...

J: Well it's been a dream of mine for as long as I've lived! Besides, you did a really bad job of expressing the foot changes. Didn't wanna break you flow but now we're hobbits!!! \o/

J: No need to ask, I'll take it from here.

J: Anyways, the first thing I noticed was that the bottoms of my feet were becoming more calloused and rough... At least, that's what it feels like when I rub them on things. But when I touch them with my own fingers they feel perfectly smooth and supple. I'd never have thought that a serum would be able to bring such magic into my life!

J: But more to the point, I got to feel my feet slowly reshaping. And that was a hell of an experience. It was like someone tenderly rubbing my foot, gently massaging it. All the while, I knew that my foot was stretching out, and I was totally calm about it. It was like I was giving myself into the transformation's gentle foot rub.

J: I even accepted it when it got to my toes. They're a little more plump than before, and a little wider-spaced. I really didn't notice my toes growing until I couldn't see the screen. Like, I had my feet on the table, and I kept leaning up to get a better look at the screen. By the time I'd realized this was because of my changing feet, I was sitting on a pillow!But, as Trina mentioned, my big toe is positively huge. It felt like it was swelling up like I'd stubbed it; only there was no pain. Only the bliss in knowing that I was becoming a hobbit for real. Plus, all of my nails are thicker. It wasn't something that I could feel, but I can definitely tell it's the case. They're at least two times thicker, and they feel a little more dense? If that makes sense? Like, it feels like if I stub my toe when I'm barefoot my nail won't so much as yield. Which is nice; I was worried about this transformation leaving me always checking out for stubbable objects.

J: Finally, my foot is positively hairy. It was really cool watching all of those little hairs grow. I even took some time away from the film to rub at them, feel them between my fingers. I hate to make the comparison, but they're more like pubic hair than head hair. Like, these hairs are thicker; coarser. It's probably for the best, my feet are positively warm right now!

T: Jesus, you hate me talking about our nudity; then you drop a bomb like that on my readers!

J: Well this is different. Also, we now fit into our costumes, which are adorable! Even if they're a little tight around my bust...

T: 'Slutty Hobbit'? Could work as a Halloween costume...

J: Ooh, it could. You never realize just how big the world is until you've shrunk down a little. Oh, on that note? I could barely feel the shrinking!

T: I could, but only because I was focusing on it this time. It was like I was slowly being compressed, pushed down into a new and smaller form. Yet this was a human form; totally different from the other transformations I've done in the past; I really like how it feels to just shrink down. Jackie was right; everything seems a little bigger now.

T: And while I'm talking about her, Jackie also totally didn't notice that our fingers are just a little bit longer. They're also definitely more dexterous...

J: Oh! I guess that's why hobbits make such good rogues in D&D, right?

T: Yeah, probably. Um... Okay, Jackie's dancing right now. And... She's pretty good at it, too. Like, she's doing a flawless riverdance, and it's brilliant.

J: I know, right? I wanted to test and see if I could do this without any practice! This is really cool; I think they've tossed in some hobbit-y instincts. Like, I can do that auto-pilot thing that some TransFun users describe; but this applies to human actions.

T: OhmyGod, Jackie just started to do that knife trick from Aliens, where you tap the knife between your fingers without hitting them.

J: And I haven't missed yet! Besides, it's a butter knife.

T: Oh. So it is. Nonetheless, could you stop?

J: Fine. Still, this is incredible--that wasn't hard at all. I think it's got to do something with that improved dexterity of ours, no?

T: Mhmm... Oh! My head! It's all hobbity-now, I'm so sorry for not mentioning this earlier. I look really cute now. Like, I've tried curly hair before and it looked terrible, but on a slightly plump face it really works out well. Who'd have thought it, right? Plus, I could feel my ears reshaping during the movie; and I don't know what Jackie was talking about. I definitely had better hearing after the film.

J: Oh? Well, I do have sensitive ears...

T: Ooh, that's worth noting, then! I guess that the serum gives you hobbit-like hearing, but if you already had that, then it doesn't enhance it further.

J: You have no idea how happy I am to know that I have hobbit-like hearing.

T: Haha, you're welcome! It's true, if my theory is correct. Anyways, that's all of the changes for tonight! So right now we need to recreate some Lord of the Rings fun, but as ever I'll see you in the next change!

T: -Trina

J: That looked better in your head, didn't it?

T: Stupid chat software.