Detroit 2

Warning: this story exhibits a lot of, "I don't know", and may be too weird for the average person. If you are an average person, who can't handle this story, why are you on Deviantart? Whatever, you've been warned.

A lot has changed since Detroit Michigan was stolen by the moon men. Songs were sung, stories were told, and movies were filmed. All of which were terrible and quickly forgotten about.

After a week or two of grieving, the american people said it was time to move on, and rebuild a new Detroit, a better Detroit. Detroit 2. The new Detroit is just like the old one, just with a lot more goats.

Barbara Troutman loved goats. She loved their silly little faces and their cute little beards. So she was very excited to buy a large part of land in the Detroit crater, to start her very own goat farm.

She had all kinds of goats. Big goats, small goats , goats with human-like faces. However, no matter how many goats she had she couldn't fill the goat shaped hole in her heart.

She bought and bred goats. She studied and explored. She had to find the goat that was missing in her life. At one point she even began to think she was a goat.

Now Barbara can be seen roaming around the city, eating tin cans and grass. She even grew horns and a little beard. Seeing her hop through the street has become as common as hearing the birds singing in the morning.

The birds in Detroit 2 have actually become rather famous. In a large part thanks to Gary Belton.

Gary loves the gentle songs of the morning birds that live near his home. He came to love them so much, he began to record them and post them on the internet.

The internet loved the songs just as much as Gary. He recorded and posted everyday, and so so his videos wouldn't get stale, he began to edit and remix some of them.

One day after recording, he decided to see what would happen if he played the music backwards. He was shocked and amazed to hear the words "We like mice.
We like mice."

What did it mean? He had to find out. For several days he recorded the songs and played them backwards. He would always get the same message, "We like mice. We like mice."

He began to hunt down and spy on the birds that sang the mysterious songs. With orange fur and big blue claws, they certainly didn't stand out from any other bird in Detroit, but he knew they were hiding a secret. A secret he had to learn.

He began to wear a mouse costume and dance to the song, hoping the birds would tell him their message, but to no avail. He had to become a mouse full time, living in his neighbor's walls, and eating garbage.

As his research continues on, his many fans bring him cheese, hoping he one day learns the truth of the birds.

One of his fans was Arnold Berkeley, who brought his cheese from his work. He owns a local sandwich shop.

His shop, Arnold's Meat, has become something of a hole in the wall, for the new Detroit. His claim to fame is of course his all plant based vegan bacon.

This vegan meat substitute, tastes like literal pig shit, but tastes leagues better than any other plant based bacon. People all over the state come to Detroit 2, just to try a taste of his faux-meat. His secret is the plant it came from.

One day, while fucking around with a vortex to another reality, Arnold pulled out a pig that grew from a plant, along with many unspeakable horrors which escaped into our reality. This pig was exactly like any meat pig, but it was 100% plant.

All he had to do was plant the pig seeds and water the pig plants until a squeiling  pig was ready to harvest, however if he waited too long he would instead be stuck with a boar. While plant pigs are not as delicious as their meaty counterpart, they were vegan approved and better than any other plant based bacon.

This meat would surely make Arnold rich. Probably not as rich as Peggy Molina, the biggest celebrity in Detroit 2.

Peggy had been in 16 movies, none of which had ever been watched, not even the people funding the films could be fucked. Never the less they had made her rich and famous.

She spends most of her time sitting by her heated indoor pool and drinking the liquid dripping from her ceiling. No one knew what it was, but they knew one thing, it made her look beautiful.

Peggy had stopped ageing, sure her skin had turned to plastic and she could no longer move on her own, but her beauty was everlasting.

Her sister Holly Molina, was more than happy to help her younger sister live her life and do her job. In fact Peggy was do to be the very first live stop motion actress, in her new role in "Slutty Love Doll" which she believes will be so good, someone may actually watch it.

The world has never been the same, ever since the moon men stole crusty old Detroit, but some say Detroit 2 is much better.

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