Two college students named Ben and Nancy were walking back to the campus dorms from the nearby comic store. As they were walking discussing the latest Marvel flop, they got distracted by an oddity. A beautiful woman, her body looked like a model stepped right out of an underwear catalouge. Not just because she had a sexy well toned body, but also because she was wearing nothing but her underwear.

Ben did his best to turn away. The woman had an upset look on her face, the last thing he wanted to do was make her bad day worse. Nancy had noticed the woman looking at and talking to the red bag in her hand.

"Honestly, what do you expect me to do with this garage? If you would just focus your talents on something other than these toys, you could accomplish so much." The woman complained and threw the bag over her shoulder.

The bag landed right in the back of Ben's head. "Ow! What the hell?" He reacts and picked it up.

"Are you ok?"

"Yeah, it feels like it's filled with marbles or something, but not as hard." Ben felt up the bag before reading the label. "Randomized Silly Candy: What Will Happen? Endless Fun!"

The young adults opened the cloth sack and saw a rainbow of candies. Small and round like gumballs. Ben picked out a red one.

"You're just going to eat one?" Nancy looked at him with confusion.

"Why not, that lady clearly doesn't want it." Ben popped it in his mouth.

"Ok. How is it?"

"Strawberry. Really good." As Ben opened his mouth, a thick red smoke poured out his mouth and engulfed the young man.

"What's going on!?" Nancy shouts, stepping back.

Just as quickly as it appeared it vanished leaving a very confused girl standing right where Ben was standing. She appeared to be 12 or 13 years old. She was wearing the same clothes Ben had been, but they shrank to fit her.

"Ben!?" Nancy's jaw dropped to the ground.

"What happened? What's with my voice?" Ben began inspecting her new body. Her hair was longer and in pigtails. She found a training bra under her shirt, her boxers had changed to a pair of panties. She screamed when she found where her penis used to be. "I'm a girl?!"

"What kind of candy is that?" Nancy asked

"I dunno." Ben opened the bag, this time there was a note.

"Was that there before?"

"I don't think so." Ben read the note:

"Hey dude,
If you're reading this, then my sister must have tossed it like every other gift I give her. Most likely you discovered it, tried it out and now you're scared out of your mind.

Well don't worry. All effects are temporary and are mentioned for fun and games. You will turn back to normal any time between an hour up to three days. Just take a candy and enjoy the change. For extra fun try to trick a friend into having a peice, I'm sure the look on their face will be priceless.

Sincerely, The Hotdog Wizard."

"Hotdog Wizard?"

"That's what it says." Ben flipped the note over looking for anything else.

"So you're not stuck like this?" Nancy waved her arms around her friend.

"Guess the worst case scenario is three days. That's not so bad. I guess." She put the note back in the bag and pulled out another candy.

"What are you doing?" Nancy yelled

"The note said it was ok, and it was really good." Ben shoved a green candy in her mouth. "Fish?" A green cloud covered her just like the red had before.

As the green smoke cleared, Ben's new appearance was revealed. Her hair was now a firey red and her skin pail and freckled. Her eyes had become emerald green. Her hoody, originally red had also become a grassy green color.

"It made you a ginger?" Nancy inspected Ben.

"[Really? Kinda lame compared to the red one.]" Ben said with a thick scottish accent.

"... What?" Nancy couldn't understand.

"[What do ya mean 'What'? I said it was lame. Open yur damn ears]" Ben huffed.

"I'm sorry, I just can't understand,... This accent." Nancy tried to explain. "I'm not even sure if you're supposed to be Irish or Scottish. I always get those two mixed up"

"[Accent? ... Hahahaha!]" Ben laughed "[That makes more sense!]"

"You're having way too much fun with this."

Ben held out the bag. "[Go ahead. Try a peice. It's fun and they taste fantastic!]"

"You want me to try one?"

"[Aye!]"

Nancy looked at her unrecoverable friend holding the bag of candy with a large adorable grin on her little girl face. "Fine! Bottoms up, I guess." She nabbed a yellow one and hesitantly put it in her mouth. The flavor burst through her mouth. "It tastes like cotton candy."

Yellow filled her world, and in a flash it was gone. She looked around for changes immediately. Ben giggled to herself. Nancy had become some sort of sheepgirl.

Her hair had gone from a short blonde bobcut, to long curly white wool. Her shirt and jacket, replaced with a thick white wool sweater. Finally curled up ram horns sat on either side of her head.

"A-am I some sort of sheep?" Her face flushed red. "BAAAA!" She covered her mouth.

"[Heehee that was cute!]" Ben got on her tippy toes to try and pat her friend on the head. She could only just barely touched her forehead. "[Damn you're tall!]" The two giggled.

A few blocks away a man was watching them. He had been there sense Ben took the green candy. After Nancy tried the candy, they had confirmed his suspicions.

"[Should I try another?]" Ben asked Nancy.

"Good noon young women." The girls turned to see a tall man in a weathered trenchcoat and tattered top hat. His eyes were large and buggy, his smile crooked and yellow, his hair was greasy, and it was hard to tell because of the hat, but he may have been missing his left eye brow.

He walked up the the girls sniffing the air. He looked down at Ben. "My apologies, young man. Sorry for my interruption, but I saw your play with magic sweets." He walked around them like a predator toying with its pray. "By chance, you obtained said sweets from a man dressed like a weenie? Where may I find such a weenie man?"

"Actually," Nancy tried to explain the situation "we got it from a woman walking around in her underwear."

The man stopped to look at the older girl, his smile replaced with anger. "Are you making a fool out of me? You expect me to believe the witch of lingerie, would hand over such party favors? The woman is serious incarnate, she hates such magical waste!"

"Witch of lingerie?" The girls asked in unison.

The man grabbed Ben by the neck. Ben screamed and struggled in the attacker's grip. "You will tell me where the Weenie wizard is or I'll trap you in your trans-modified forms and sell you as sex slaves" he demanded.

"Don't hurt him!" Nancy plead

"You'll both be fine, if I get what I asked for." He let Ben go. "Talk, now!"

Ben opened the candy bag, and just as she hoped, the note was inside. She pulled it out, but the writing had changed. Now it simply had an address on it. "[Here's what you want. Take it and go!]"

The man snatched it out of her hand, and stared at it. He flipped it around looking for something. "It's empty."

"[What? No! It's right there!]" Ben tried to point out the writing. But wasn't tall enough to reach the paper.

"Damn!" He cursed "It is enchanted. Only you two can see it's message." He handed the note back to Ben and pointed to her face. "You will lead me to the wizard, then I will let you go."

"[I guess we have no choice]" Ben sighed

The three walked through town. It took about half an hour to get to the address. But all that was there was an empty parking lot.

"Why have we stopped in nowhere?"

"[This is it.]"

"No it is not. There is not even a magic barrier. There is nothing, but nothing, here. Is this a trick?"

"[No of course not. This is the place. 311 West Wisconsin Avenue.]"

"West Wisconsin Avenue?" Nancy looked at Ben. "This is West Wisconsin Street. BAA! West Wisconsin Avenue is all the way across town."

"[Why are there so many West Wisconsin's? We live in Oregon!]"

"When will that damn candy wear off? I can't understand your stupid accent! BAAAA!"

"[What am I supposed to? I can't even hear it!]"

"Will the two of you quiet!?" The man yelled "You are killing my brain with your noise! Take me to the wizard!"

"Why do you even want the wizard? He owe you money or something? BAA!"

"No! I want his power." The man grinned. The girls could tell this was gonna be one of those villain monologues. "Look at what he can do with simple candy. The magic changes are so complex. The sheep transformation is 20/80, a lesser wizard would only be able to do 100 or 50/50. Not to mention he has magical items from all over the world. I could steal it all and - AKK!"

The man was interrupted by Ben shoving a fist full of candy in his mouth. "[Now shut up!]"

"You freak!" A rainbow of smoke burst from his mouth, surrounded him, then faded away. The girls watched in horror to see that nothing had happened to him. "Ahh! Errr!" He screamed in pain as he hunched over.

Large breasts exploded from his chest tearing his clothes. His left leg suddenly stretched out twice in length as his right leg did the opposite. His hands morphed into lobster claws. A shark tail ripped out of his pants. His hair colored itself green and grew out till it touched the floor like a long cape. Finally his skin turned a dark shade of purple.

When the changes finally stopped he breathed a sigh of relief relief. But as he did a new white cloud escaped his lips. This time the cloud stayed around him as the word "repair" appeared randomly on the smoke.

The girls wanted to run while they had the chance, but couldn't help but watch. Soon the smoke finally disappeared. The man now was barely a foot tall, he was still purple, and his hair was still green and touched the ground. His clothes had been repaired and were shrunk to fit. He still had large breasts, his tail was gone but he now had a dorsal fin, and his hands were still claws.

The man tried to yell but all that came out was a high pitched squeak. The girls looked at each other and back at the man. Immediately they ran for it.

After about fourty minutes of running they made it back to the campus dorms. They had been running so fast they hadn't even noticed the green mist coming off of Ben, as she returned to her original transformed state.

"God I hope we don't see that guy again." Ben moaned and fell to her knees.

"Hey your accent is gone. BAA!" Nancy pointed out. "You're still a little girl though."

"And Ewe are still a sheep girl." Ben laughed.

"Ow that pun hurt."

Ben grabbed the note and saw more contact info including a phone number and email address. "I think we should give this guy a call or something."

"Probably a good idea."

Ben grabbed another candy.

"Are you really going to keep eating that?"

"Why not? It tastes awesome, the bag never empties, and it's fun. But I guess we shouldn't try to have too many at once."

"Yeah that was horrible." The two laughed and enjoyed there new magic treats.

The end.