Status Report: It’s been two days since The Incident. I am beginning to suspect the teleporter warped me through an n-dimensional cloud, which have been theorized but never confirmed. I suppose if I ever make it out of this ‘Land of the Giants,’ a Nobel prize will be coming my way.

In more immediate matters, I have unexpectedly secured shelter. I was discovered by a child earlier today, and after some observation, I determined that she was safe to interact with. She led me to her home and has provided me the use of her dollhouse for the time being.

I have misgivings about the very pink house, but it will give me sufficient space to work and live. I’ll begin moving necessary equipment in shortly and begin to properly assess damage to the teleporter pod. Until then, I need to confirm that the bed functions correctly.

Commander Linny, signing off.

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