Status Report: It’s been three days since The Incident. I am beginning to have a slight problem with The Child. Earlier today. she asked me if I was a ‘Living Doll.’ While I assured her I was not, and did my best to describe theoretical effects of n-dimensional teleportation, she wanted me to meet with her toys. She also, graciously, provided me with new attire.

On one hand, I didn’t want to encourage this ‘Living Doll’ narrative any further. On the other, my uniform was starting smell bad. She sweetened the deal by agreeing to bring the teleporter pod inside so I could more readily repair it.

After the meeting, I accidentally mentioned the attire did fit better and was more comfortable than anticipated. The Child now promises more clothing will be coming, once she gets this week’s allowance. I am, I admit, more nervous about the prospect of new costumes than I was piloting the teleporter pod.

Princess Linny, signing off.

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