Translation:


"Dude, it was such a good idea to come to Cancun for spring break! It's just sun, fun and latinas with big buns!" Wade exclaimed.

"I know dude! Like how the fuck are there so many super hot chicks here? Too bad I'm too shy to talk to any of them." Lenny replied. "I can fix that! Let's get a drink." Wade walked up to a local vendor. "Uhhh, I want a beer please. And for my friend, something to make him like a hot woman. He needs to get big boobs."

The vendor nodded and handed over a beer and a coconut.

"Thank you sir!" Wade turned to Lenny with the coconut. "Here ya go."

"Thanks man! What'd you ask for?" Lenny asked, sipping the coconut. "I just asked for something that could help you talk to women."

"Mmm ... it tastes good! It's sort of like sweet milk." Lenny sipped.

"Nice dude! You know more Spanish than I thought!" Wade said.

"What do you mean?" Lenny asked, his hair lengthening to his back. "You're speaking Spanish ... and your hair is getting long ... oh my god!"

"What? I can't understand you. Ergh, my chest feels so weird."

"Your voice ... dude, your face! It looks ... almost ... feminine."

"Stop speaking Spanish, man! This is serious! I don't feel well. Ah! My dick hurts! No! It's shrinking! Shit! I have a ..."

"Lenny ... you have ... you're growing ... breasts. You have boobs, Len."

"My hips ... * pop * fuck me! Ah shit! My ass is getting bigger! I can feel it getting fat ... Wade ... what am I?"

"You're ... you're a woman. A curvy one. Do you understand me, Lenny?"

"Yes. It feels fucking weird, Wade. I have tits and a pussy ..."