“Good thing too ‘cause you’re drunk as fuck, Logan.” Ian laughed. “Hey it’s your turn. Try and get Sean out. He’s down to his panties.”
“Not cool!” Sean yelled.
“Okay hold on let me think.” Logan closed his eyes. “Got it! Never have I ever punched a shark!”
Nobody took a shot.
“What the fuck Logan? How would that get Sean out?” Iris asked.
“I thought you said you punched a shark in New Zealand!” Logan pointed.
“I said I swam with sharks in New Zealand! I never punched one!” Sean broke out laughing.
“Fuck! I wasted a turn.” Logan cursed.
“Shame too, ‘cause I’m gonna get your hot ass with this one.” Jesse said, burping. “Never have I ever dated a vegan.”
“Hey! You’re targeting me!” Logan pointed some more.
“Yeah, you’re the only one with your shirt on.” Jesse motioned for him to take it off.
Logan stripped off his pink shirt to reveal a pink bra underneath. “Hope you’re happy Jess… woah. My boobies look nice from this angle.”
“They look nice from this angle too.” Stone added. “Troy, it’s your turn bud.”
“I wanna go on the record saying this game is stupid and I hate it.” Troy said.
“We know.” Joseph responded.
“Never have I ever gotten a blowjob.” Troy said quickly.
Ian took his third shot, Stone his fourth and Joseph his last. Jesse wiggled out of his yoga pants and Logan slid off his as well. Sean sighed and slid off his panties before lying on his stomach in front of Michael. Michael couldn’t help but stare at Sean’s naked, heart-shaped ass.
He’d never been so close to a naked woman before, even if Sean wasn’t really a woman. He could feel his dick start to swell with blood and he quickly looked away. He was in his underwear, he couldn’t afford to get hard right now in front of Trish and everyone else.
“It’s a party now!” Jesse raised his wine.
“How can you be drinking wine as well as these shots?? You weigh like 120 pounds now.” Stone asked.
“It goes straight to my ass.” Jesse patted himself on one of his big round butt cheeks.
“Mikey you’ve got three shots left! You’ve gotta catch up bud.” Logan said hiccuping. “I’m gonna go take my first piss with the vajay--hic--jay.”
Logan went to stand up and stumbled over towards Michael. He caught himself by putting one hand on the couch and the other on Michael’s bare thigh.
“Ooops! Sorry Mikey.” He laughed and stumbled towards the bathroom.
“Michael could you make sure he doesn’t throw up in my hallway?” Ian asked as Logan stumbled off.
Michael nodded and quickly followed Jesse towards the restroom, trying not to show his growing boner. His eyes strayed towards Logan’s swaying, panty-clad hips but he kept adjusting his gaze. One they had gotten down the hall, Logan slipped into the first room on the left and shut the door.
Alright Michael, you’ve gotta get your shit together. These are your friends; you cannot get a boner. They’re just dudes… and Trish… topless. Jeez seeing her topless is something I’ve dreamed about for a year now. But the weird thing is, I’m not even gonna get a chance with her tonight, because odds are I’ll have a… pussy. Jesus. I’m not ready to feel that.
“Hey you two done pissing? We’ve got a game to play!” Iris shouted.
Right on cue, Logan busted out of the bathroom. He was laughing hysterically.
“I almost forgot to sit down.” He said between laughs.
The two of them went back to the group and sat down.
“Question: what do I do now that I’m out of shots and clothes?” Sean asked.
“You just lay there and look pretty. You’re doing great so far.” Stone replied.
“Ha ha shut up.” Sean mocked. “Iris, give this bastard tits.”
“I’ll try. Never have I ever been go-carting.” Iris said.
“Ha! Neither have I.” Stone said.
“I have.” Jesse took off his bra and let his boobs spill out. “I’m gonna go take some bathroom selfies.” He stumbled towards the bathroom, booty jiggling along.
Michael reluctantly took one of his three remaining shots and waited for a few moments. Nothing happened. He looked up to see Trish moaning, however.
Oh lord.
He watched as her breasts receded into her chest. It gained muscle and her torso re-shaped. Her hair shrunk in and her red panties grew into black boxers. Her face reshaped as did her arms and legs. Soon, Michael was staring at a man in his underwear.
“Fuck that felt weird.” Trish said, grabbing at her dick.
“Finally we get a favorable trade! Welcome to manhood.” Stone laughed.
“Oh my God, Trish, I’m sorry... What does it feel like?” Iris asked.
“Actually kinda good. A bit pinchy down there… not sure how guys deal with this.”
“Maybe you just have a big dick.” Ian said half jokingly half lustfully.
Everyone got a snapchat alert simultaneously. Upon opening it, Michael saw Jesse standing in front of the bathroom mirror holding up his wine glass. His hair was covering his boobs and his curvy hips were on full display. It was captioned “Us girls know how to party.
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“I’m screenshotting that one.” Stone said.
“Me too.” Ian said. “You know, for when my dick comes back.”
“You’re all disgusting.” Troy crossed his arms.
“Come on Troy. Just ‘cause you’re not having fun doesn’t mean you gotta ruin our night.” Ian argued.
Troy and Ian kept bickering while Michael heard his phone go off again. He picked it up to see there was another picture from Jesse. He looked up to see if anyone else had gotten a notification, and it didn’t seem like they had. He opened it to see Jesse sitting on the bathtub, tugging at his panty-line with his thumb. It was captioned: “This one’s just for you Mike
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