"Hello. Do not alarm, it is I, God. Yes, I am real. No, this is not Armageddon. Although, it is a global event, and one that will forever change your lives. It is not a punishment, only a change. Whether it is for better or for worse is up to you. It is the first interference of many to come when you are long gone. There comes a time when every one of my -what you call planets- becomes divided upon itself. When males and females of the same species refuse to peacefully cooperate as I intended. Complexes of inferiority and superiority arise, inevitably, and I am here to put an end to it. Or at least a pause for the next several hundred years-- I will leave but one out of a hundred of you unaffected, to teach those who have journeyed to the other side. Farewell my beautiful creatures."
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Frank was spending the evening with his friends Jonny, Ashton, Eric, and Miguel. He was upstairs with Jonny when the clock struck 5:32.
"Hey did you do the O-chem homework? I couldn't figure out the last one for the life of..." Frank was interrupted by the divine words.
"What the fuck are you hearing this?" Jonny asked.
"Shh..." Frank hushed him, trying to pay attention to God's words.
As soon as the monologue was over, Frank and Jonny shared one last look before a flash of light came through their windows, blinding them momentarily. For a moment, Frank thought he had died, then he was struck with feeling-- orgasmic pleasure like he'd never felt before. It coursed through his whole body but radiated around his crotch and chest. As he started to get his vision back, he saw something he'd never think he'd see in his peripheral vision: cleavage. He looked down and blinked rapidly, sure enough revealing two perky breasts jutting out from under an unfamiliar white tank top. He lifted it up to confirm that they were, in fact, real.
He looked up and his eyes were caught off guard by a gorgeous heart-shaped ass clad with blue panties, and he looked further up to see Jonny's green eyes on an eerily familiar gorgeous female face.
"Jonny? Is that you?" Frank was caught off guard by his high-pitched voice.
The woman nodded. She looked worried.
"Frank, we're... women. Why are we women?" Jonny asked in a sultry female voice.
Before Frank could respond, they heard a shrill scream come from the adjacent room.
"Ashton." They said simultaneously.