“You are not turning me into a big tittied bimbo. Nu-uh. No way.” Thomas objected.

“Think about it Thomas. He thinks I’ve got a date for him and I clearly don’t. If you take him out for an afternoon then you can just say you aren’t interested after the date and poof. Problem solved.”

“Why don’t you do it?? You’re the one who made up this whole Tinder scheme!”

“I’ve got a shift at Domino’s tomorrow.” Rafi lied. “Besides, you were just saying how hot he is now. Don’t you wanna spend some one on one time with… that?”

They took a peek into Max’s room to see him eating lunch on his bed and bouncing around to music. He was surrounded by food and he was trying to eat a quesadilla without spilling any toppings. In the process, he was giving Thomas and Rafi quite the cleavage display.



“Fuck. Alright. But only if you buy me some ice cream.”