Vanilla: I am Vanilla
Icicle: And I'm Icicle
Featherdust: After discovering that so many humans really like us ponies, We thought you all might like to hear a little more about us ^^
Vanilla: So, we came across this interview and thought 'why not fill this in' ^^
Icicle: Yeah! So let's get to it then
1.) What gender are you?
Vanilla: We're all mares ^^
2.) What is your age?
Featherdust: We're about the same age as my friends from Ponyville ^^
Vanilla: Hmm, I don't think they know about your history in Ponyville yet.
Featherdust: Oh, that's right! Uh, maybe there will be a question about that later? *looks over the questions*
Icicle: Well, I'm sure you can find the space to talk about that somewhere along these questions.
Featherdust: I guess so... There's no question about where we live? What kind of an interview is this?
Icicle: That's odd O.o Then we gotta pick a question we don't like and tell it then! ^^
Vanilla: Or, we could do it right now...
Icicle: But then we'd still have to answer that question we don't like! D:
Featherdust: *giggles: She does have a point there
3.) Do you want a hug?
Icicle: Uh... sure? *hugs*
4.) Do you have any bad habits?
Icicle: Do we dislike this question already?
Featherdust: No, I've seen a worse question...
Icicle: Okay then. Uh... let's see...
Vanilla: Oh, all three of us know that you can be pretty lazy :3
Icicle: 'Being lazy' isn't a habbit!... is it?
Featherdust: Well, we can all be a little lazy sometimes
Vanilla: I suppose... Anyway, my bad habbit would be overdoing things. When I go to buy ingredients, I usually end up with way too much food.
Icicle: That's not a bad habbit, that's giving your friends extra food ^^
Featherdust: I do have to say that because of that, Icicle and I haven't gone to the store for weeks now!
Vanilla: See, this is what I mean. I live on my own but cook for about three ponies!
Icicle: Well, I'm not complaining ^^
Featherdust: Icicle! Don't forget that Vanilla has to pay for all that
Vanilla: That's alright dear, really. Cooking is what I do after all and I make enough bits at the restaurant to pay for all that
I just... don't really have enough bits for other stuff 
Featherdust: Then Icicle and me will pay a bit with you for all the food ^^ Right, Icy?
Icicle: Oh uh, sure!
Vanilla: Anyway, Featherdust dear, you haven't told the humans your bad habbit yet :3
Featherdust: Right! Eh, I'll do it later...
Icicle: That's right. Featherdust is a very skilled procrastinator XD
Featherdust: *sigh* It's true
It's why I still haven't finished my sequal to 'Written in the stars' yet Vanilla: Another thing most humans don't know a thing about
Featherdust: Oh right... we'll save that for another question we don't like XD
5.) What's your favorite food?
Icicle and Featherdust: Anything Vanilla cooks! ^^
6.) What is your favorite ice-cream flavor?
Icicle: See previous answer! But only when I turned it into ice *giggles*
7.) Are you a virgin?
Featherdust: Yes, yes we are.
Icicle: What's a virgin?
Vanilla: Eh... well... you see, when a stallion and a mare really like each-other...
Featherdust: They... wanna do something eh... more than just kissing each-other
Icicle: Like what?
Vanilla: You know, you'll discover yourself when you find your special somepony, dear
Icicle: Hey! Now I wanna know!
Featherdust: Can we do that after the interview? It's... kinda intimate
Icicle: Fine! But you better don't forget about it!
8.) Have you killed anyone?
Featherdust: This was the question I was talking about earlier
Icicle: D: Why would you even ask that! Nopony's ever been killed in Equestria... right?
Vanilla: No, not that I'm aware of.
Featherdust: Indeed. I think this question is meant for humans because murders do apparently happen in the human world
Icicle: D: That's terrible! I don't think I like those humans...
Featherdust: But not all humans are like that! In fact, most humans are like you and me
Icicle: ... Alright... but I'm keeping my eye on you, humans!
Vanilla: So, what were we gonna use this space for again?
Featherdust: To talk about where we live and stuff like that
Vanilla: Oh right! Well, All three of us live in Fillydelphia ^^
Icicle: Yep! All in the same building too ^^ I live on the 5th floor. Featherdust lives one floor below and Vanilla lives two floors below!
Vanilla: Yep ^^ It hasn't always been like that of course
Icicle moved there first I think before I did, but the two of us have always lived in Fillydelphia ^^Featherdust: I moved there only a few years ago. I used to live in the Ponyville library first ^^
Icicle: I still think it's odd that you lived in a library XD
Featherdust: It's not that odd, really! Anyway, I was great friends with the ponies there, but when Mr. Bookmark, a librarian of Fillydelphia, came over and saw my writing, he offered me a job as a professional writer here in Fillydelphia ^^ Of course, it was sad, having to leave Ponyville behind, but else I wouldn't have met these two wonderful ponies
Vanilla: Aww, but you're not getting extra's at dinner, dear
Featherdust: Darn, it almost worked!
9.) Do you hate anyone?
Featherdust: No, I can't think of anypony that I would hate.
Icicle: Me neither.
Vanilla: Yeah, we're not really hateful ponies ^^
10.) Do you have any secrets?
Featherdust: *giggles* Did you know... that Icicle is secretly... a pegasus pony!?
Icicle: Featherdust! You promised you wouldn't tell anypony! D: *giggles*
Vanilla: Well, of course. We all have our secrets. Everypony has at least one ^^ But that doesn't mean we will just share them with you
11.) What's your favorite season?
Featherdust: I'd say spring ^^ Things start to grow again and it becomes a lot warmer again
Icicle: I'm gonna be cliché with you and say winter. It's the time of the year when I can use my special talent to the fullest! ^^
Vanilla: Yes
She makes the most wonderful winters ^^ But my favourite season would be summer. During summer, I can make the most delicious ice-creams as well as other cold treats ^^(Autumn: Forever alone D: )
12.) Who's your best friend(s)?
All: Each-other, of course! ^^
13.) What are your hobbies?
Featherdust: Writing ^^
Icicle: Don't you mean procrastinating
Featherdust: Hey! We already discussed that! D:
Vanilla: Well, mine's cooking of course ^^
Icicle: I just make a bit of snow and have fun with that
Vanilla: Which reminds me... what is it exactly that you do with your snow... and where do you keep it?
Icicle: Well, whatever you can do with snow! ^^ And that... uh... not in my room, if that's what you're thinking!
14.) What's your favorite drink?
Featherdust and Icicle: Whatever Vanilla thinks of ^^
Vanilla: Honestly, you two need a taste of your own!
15.) When's your birthday?
Featherdust 27th of September ^^
Vanilla: 14th of January
Icicle: And my birthday is pretty soon! It's the 7th of June!
16.) What age did you die?
Featherdust: On a cold, lonely winter's night lay the body of a long-forgotten mare. Her mane a soft-lime green and a coat of cream. She just lay there motionless and-
Vanilla: Featherdust! This isn't a story!
Featherdust: Huh? Oh, sorry!
Icicle: I don't get this question O.o
Featherdust: Me neither. That's why I just tried to make something out of it...
17.) Are you nice or mean?
Vanilla: All nice ^^
18.) Are you social or shy?
Featherdust: While Vanilla and me are pretty social, Icicle can be... pretty awkward around other ponies
Icicle: Hey! D: I heard that!
Vanilla: But it's true, dear. Don't get me wrong, but most of the time, you don't really know how to behave around others
Icicle: Alright... I guess...
19.) What do you think of your parents?
Featherdust: I miss them sometimes. They still live in Ponyville, after all, but they come and visit sometimes ^^ They're great
Vanilla: Yes, that is pretty much my story as well
Icicle: My mother can be a little annoying... Like giving me a big kiss in front of everypony!
Vanilla: That just means that she cares a lot about you, dear
Icicle: I know... but can't she do that in private?!
20.) What's your weakness?
Featherdust: You can easily get my down by poking your hoof in my stomach
Vanilla: I think they mean what you're afraid of. Like needles for example... nasty little things ._.
Icicle: Yeah, or Featherdust trying her hoof at cooking! o.o
Featherdust: Hey!
Icicle: Come on, Dusty. It looked like it was about to move!
Featherdust: It wasn't THAT bad...
21.) How long can you stay underwater?
Featherdust: Hmm, I've never tried it, have you?
Vanilla: No, not really.
Icicle: I did! I did! I was under water for at least a minute! ^^
22.) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Featherdust: Hmm, well, practice our hobbies of course
Icicle: Yeah! Well, technically speaking, it's our jobs too.
Vanilla: Yes, but while that's our job, it isn't your job to make a snowpony in your own room...
Icicle: ... That's because I can only practice my job during the winter really... I mean, I help out the Fillydelphian weather-team a lot! Like a year ago, me and all the other pegasi from Fillydelphia broke the wind-speed-record by creating tornado powerful enough to transport water from the lake up to the weather-factory in Cloudsdale! But my real time to shine is during winter!
Featherdust: That's also why some pegasi seem a little lazy :3 They don't get to do that much, really ^^
23.) Do you love someone?
Featherdust: No, I don't love somepony, but I do have an OC that loves somepony! Her name is Starry gaze and...
Icicle: Stop! This isn't the right question to start talking about that already!
Featherdust: Huh? What do you...
Icicle: You were gonna talk about that with another question we didn't like!
Featherdust: Oh right... sorry
Vanilla: Anyway, I haven't met a special somepony yet either.
Icicle: Me neither!
24.) When was the last time you wet yourself?
Vanilla: Oh my, I have no idea. I was only a foal when I stopped so how would I be able to remember that?
Featherdust: Yeah, I have no idea how to answer this question
Icicle: Yep, next question!
Featherdust: Wow, you were quick with that answer...
Icicle: Was I? I have no idea what you're talking about
Vanilla: ... It's alright, dear. You don't have to say it
Icicle: Say what?! There's nothing to say! It's not like I continued wetting the bed until I was 7 years old, or anything!
25.) What's your favorite band?
Featherdust: My favourite band? Hmm. I do really like 30 Seconds To Mares ^^
Vanilla: I'd have to go with Coltplay :3
Icicle: I don't really know that many bands... They come and go through Fillydelphia and I always miss them D: But there was one I will always remember and that was the Red Hot Chili Ponies ^^
26.) Ever worn a dress?
Icicle: All three of us, yes.
27.) Willingly?
Vanilla: Well of course, willingly
Mares of our age shouldn't be forced to wear a dress.28.) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Featherdust: Uh, isn't this the same question as the 'what do you do on a regular basis' question?
Vanilla: Yes, I think so too. Let's skip this one then?
Icicle: Wait! Didn't we still have one more subject to talk about? We could just as well use this question.
Featherdust: No, not yet. Look at question number 32!
Vanilla: It's clear that... What?
Featherdust: Exactly
29.) At night?
Icicle: Uh, sleeping. What else?
Featherdust: Well, if we're having a sleep-over party, I prefer doing stuff together over sleeping ^^
Vanilla: Yes, like that pillow-fight from last week *giggles*
30.) Ever kissed anyone?
Featherdust: Well, apart from goodnight kisses from my parents and a few childhood coltfriends, I have never really kissed anypony. No intimate kisses for me.
Vanilla: Same story here.
Icicle: You two haven't?
I have ^^Featherdust and Vanilla: You what?!
Icicle: Yeah :3
Vanilla: My dear, how come you never told us?
Icicle: Relax! It wasn't anything special really. I just didn't think it was that important
Vanilla: I... wow. Featherdust, our little Icicle here has beaten us without even knowing it...
Featherdust: Yeah O_O So it would seem.
Icicle: Hey, why is it such a big deal?
Featherdust: Ponies don't get kissed every day, you know!
Icicle: Yeah? So?
Featherdust: ... This beat us to our first kiss?
Vanilla: So it would seem...
31.) ...of the same gender?
Vanilla: Even if I had kissed, it would likely not be the same gender...
Featherdust: Yeah, but only Icicle can answer this one apparently...
Icicle: Huh? You mean, kiss another mare? Well no. It was a stallion!
Featherdust: Say, Icy, about this stallion... Who was it?
Icicle: Why, Lightning Blitz of course!
Vanilla: Lightning Blitz, dear? From our prom-gala?
Icicle: That's him! That's also when we kissed ^^
Featherdust: And... what did you do afterwards?
Icicle: Not much :3
Vanilla: You got Lightning Blitz to kiss you and you did nothing after that?!
Icicle: No, why?
Featherdust and Vanilla: ...
32.) It's clear that you're gay.
Featherdust: There we go XD Now can I talk about my story? o.o
Vanilla: Just give them a small description dear. You wouldn't want to spoil anything, would you?
Featherdust: Right, right... Alright, so my first book, written in the stars, is about a young mare called Starry Gaze who lives in Baltimare. However, in the big city, she can't really stargaze because the city's lights are too bright. In order to stargaze properly, she moves to the small town of Haystack Hills. However, bad luck strikes as just as she arrives there, something is stolen from the local museum. Hooves are quickly pointed at the unfortunate Starry but luckily, there's the local detective who believes in her innocence ^^
Icicle: Available in a bookstore near you!
Featherdust: I wish! :3
33.) What's your favorite thing to touch?
Vanilla: Cookie dough ^^
Featherdust and Icicle: Yeah, same here 8D
Vanilla: You just want to lick it off the spoon!
34.) Anyone loves you?
Vanilla: Apparently, Lightning Blitz loves our Icicle here...
Icicle: He sure did ^^ What a wonderful dream that was
Featherdust and Vanilla: A dream?!
Vanilla: You mean you just dreamt that he kissed you?!
Icicle: Yeah, why?
Featherdust and Vanilla: *look at each-other, the facehoof*
35.) What's your favorite color?
Featherdust: Green ^^
Vanilla: Brown :3
Icicle: Blue
36.) When was the last time you cried?
Featherdust: I believe the last time I really cried was when I had to leave Ponyville
Vanilla: When I had a row with the owner of the restaurant, Haute Cuisine...
Featherdust: Oh, that reminds me, you should see Haute Cuisine's brother once. His name is Horte Cuisine and he opened a restaurant in Ponyville ^^
Vanilla: Ah, right! I should then
Icicle: Hmm, I did remember letting out a few tears because I got an ice-shard in my front leg. It really hurt D:
37.) Do you have a pet?
All: No, no we don't :/
38.) What did you name your pet?
Vanilla: See previous answer
39.) Are you crazy?
Icicle: Of course we are! What's life without a bit of craziness ^^
40.) What are you?
Featherdust: Well, I'm a unicorn pony
Vanilla: I am an earth pony ^^
Icicle: And I'm a pegasus pony
41.) What's at the end of your story?
Featherdust: Now that would be spoiling it! D:
Vanilla: I don't think the question is about Written in the Stars, dear.
Icicle: Then what is it about? O.o
Vanilla: The... end...
Featherdust:
Oh... next question please 42.) What's your nickname?
Featherdust: Dusty ^^
Icicle: Icy :3
Vanilla: Hmm, well these two usually call me Vani or Nilla, but I've heard other nicknames as well.
43.) Do you consider yourself a happy or down person?
Featherdust: All happy ^^
Vanilla: Yes
Though Featherdust... oh, never mind Featherdust: Huh?
Vanilla: It's nothing, really
Featherdust: Uh, okay...
44.) If you were a superhero, you'd be....?
Icicle: Hmm, well I'd like to be Batmare!
Vanilla: I'm not much of a type for superheroes, really
Featherdust: Oh, but you'd make a great Spiderpony, really :3
Vanilla: I don't even like spiders...
Icicle: Neither did the original spidermare ^^
Featherdust: *giggles* Anyway, I think I'd be uh... Captain Equestria!
Icicle: You made that up just now, huh?
Featherdust: Yep XD
45.) Favorite movie?
Icicle: A movie? What's that? O.o
Vanilla: That's a good question... I have no idea
It must be another human thing.Featherdust: Well, that's about it for the interview ^^
Vanilla: Yes
We hoped you enjoyed reading this ^^Icicle: Yeah! Have a great day! ^^