how to turn your exam-stunt into a complete failure in three easy steps ^_^
1. a good stunt needs organization! a well-picked team will make sure that everything will be settled and that the theme, stuff and all sorts will be taken care of and they, of course, will let everybody of the last-graders know about their plans. for our list of failures, this is all not good at all! we want to fail so let's turn our well-picked team into three girls that cannot get along with each-other, have big mouths but don't really say anything and don't listen to others at all ^_^ of course, the fact that they would be in the team will scare off anybody else who might have saved your stunt from failing because we don't want that to happen!
this team will then make sure that stuff has been bought for the stunt and let everybody know what the theme is (that's actually about the only thing they did do good). they will also make sure everybody knows a special dance... which half the girls and almost all boys was considered to be just weird. 'great! as a final act in this school, let's make a fool of ourselves by dancing like they do in high school musical
'they will also send around an e-mail saying that you should be at school VERY early so that we'll be ready to prepare the school early. The team itself won't arrive until at least 15 minutes later of course, because they made a last-minute change the night before since they thought that no-one would be awake THAT early. Naturally, they expect you to figure that out for yourself ^_^
they will prepare a wipe-out-like course which, in the end, won't be used at all ;D
we even got to use chalks to make random drawings on the ground 8D (I used mine to draw Isabella xD)
then when they finally see that the stunt was a complete failure, they will of course look at you for you were the ones to blame!
A team like that is a must-have for one epic failure ^_^
2. A streaker ALWAYS works! Imagine that, there's this boy in your class who you know can be a little crazy sometimes suddenly stands on the roof of the school without any clothes on and a guy next to him filming all that. People will scream, laugh, stare in awe, look away and stuff like that! It's great fun! ^_^ especially if the boy in question starts to make a helicopter-like movement with his little friend ;D
This, of course, is a family tradition, meaning that his father did the same thing at HIS stunt!
After the streaker has done its job, he'll go around proudly, stating how awesome it was to just stand up there completely naked 8D
3. improper equipment of course! The team from point one took care of a rope-pull pool, meaning that the losers will fall into the water. Of course they will also have water balloons and innocent soakers to make everybody wet. Wait, just a few little balloons and soakers? That can't be bad, can it? Of course not! So what we need is buckets! This will get a lot more people wet ;D
Naturally, people will start to go around the school-yard, throwing buckets of water at people and eventually, even the lower-graders will get their hands on those buckets to make it all one big water-fight! The fact that it was quite cold today, all adds up to the failure of course!
Now if you really want to tick off the teachers, have another boy from your class throw a bucket of water from the top floor while students and teachers are trying to get down! That'll teach 'em!
Then you'd think that people participating in the stunt won't be harmed right? You're all in some kind of costume so everybody will know that you're part of the stunt but of course, no-one is safe in a water-fight!
Add a skippy-ball or two to the mess and it'll be an all-out disaster! ;D people will use them as a ball that you can kick around the yard like a beach-ball, only much harder! People might just get hit by it ^_^ it didn't happen to me but it did happen 8D
Above all, let all kind of organization, which our lovely team from point one tried so hard to accomplish, go and just let people do whatever the heck they want! Instead of a stunt for fun, you'll get a complete riot!
Add all that and even teachers will say that your stunt was an epic failure! ;D
Now I will have to say that the stunt in our school has always been something that the teachers have seen as something that must happen. They will be gone next year so of course, they'll go out with a bang! They can understand that don't mind getting their butt kicked in some kind of boot-camp or pirate treasure hunt on the water! They WILL get annoyed though when all three of the above are combined
to prevent the students from getting MORE buckets of water, they will cut off your way to all means of water supply and when a bucket gets too close to a teacher, it'll be confiscated. Here, we can clearly see that the teachers are trying to prevent the disaster that you're trying so hard to create! We will have to teach them a lesson here, now don't we! Just grab the buckets that are still available and get some water from the ditch which flows along the school 8D of course when teachers start prevent you from doing with it, you'll have to give up your attempts so unfortunately, no buckets of ditch-water were used.In the end, I think the streaker would be the least of the teachers' problems but it would be a greatly advised add-on!
We hope that our guide-lines to an epic failure for a stunt was helpful and may your stunt be even worse ^_^
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(I do believe we managed to make our stunt to be the biggest failure in the history of our school, but apparently, people say that there have been worse stunts xD).