'I resolve to be a new person-- a better person," You tell yourself as the clock strikes midnight and cheers sound from the apartments around you. You sit alone, hoping to socialize and make new friends this year.
"Ahhh!" You squeal as a potent warmth envelops your body. You stand from your couch and stagger toward the bathroom, thinking you might vomit as nausea overwhelms you, and your glasses nearly fall to the ground amidst the movement.
"Errrgh..." You groan as you start to shrink, losing height while your hips push outward and your waist tightens. A prickly sensation permeates your chest as your pecs swell and gradually fill beneath your shirt like warm water balloons.
Instead of fear, a sense of wonderment overcomes you-- giddiness, almost. A pressure forms beneath your navel as your crotch quivers with pleasurable, milky warmth. "Mmm-- oh..." You moan as your voice heightens in pitch, your budding breasts pushing past B cup and into the C range.
Confused and aroused, you steady yourself and step into the bathroom, shakily pulling your clothes off as you look into the mirror. All you can do is watch in awe as your body and facial features soften, your genitalia lowering on your pelvis before your testicles suck into your body and your cock quickly recedes.
"W-- Wait!" You gasp in embarrassment and confusion, groping at your cock in an attempt to stop its retreat. Instead, orgasmic waves cascade from your now two-inch penis and consume you, forcing you to grip the counter in front of the sink while crying out and purring in ecstasy. As this happens, midnight blue scales sprout from your body in the right places to accentuate your unfettered femininity. A tail grows from your spine's base and juts outward, your ears taking on a scaly, finned quality.
As you regain your senses, you see it's too late. Your scrotum pulls against your pelvis, growing taut as a seem forms down the center. "Holy shit..." You stammer and groan as your dick forms into a moist, tender new clit, nestled within a fleshy hood. What was once your scrotum now forms your labia, and your clit safely nestles betwixt the folds. "Ths isn't-- hnnng!" You tremble as your vagina and new urethra pop open. Your pussy pulses, involuntarily convulsing as all-natural lubricants seems from the steamy hole.
When all is done, you're left panting and staring at your reflection in disbelief. "Th-- This isn't what I meant by new and better!" You cry in abject shock and embarrassment. Despite your protests, you can't deny the sheer beauty of the dragon girl standing before you. Outwardly troubled, you're unable to repress a single thought. 'You know-- I can work with this...' You're already counting the possibilities brought by the start of a new year.