-= Link to Part 1: Reality Blind Boyfriend =-
-= Link to Part 2: Hungover like a Horse =-
-= Link to Part 3: Swap till you Drop =-
-= Link to Part 4: Swapping Therapy =-
-= Link to Part 5: Booty Language =-

-= Link to Part 6: Malls Well That Ends Well =-

-= Link to Part 8: The Path to Hell is Paved with Breast Intentions =-

A week behind schedule, but with a few extra pages to make up for it, I am proud to present to you this, part 7 of my ongoing epic fanfiction inspired by Steamrolled 's Girlfriend With... series.

In this chapter we see how Evan is coping with the sexy chaos that has pervaded his life as he and Ellen venture to a house of sin to barter with dark forces for some much-needed coin. Who is this mysterious Elizabeth? Can she be trusted? Why is she so obsessed with boobs? Find out in this, the opening chapter the brand new /Strip Club Saga!/

This one is a little light on swaps, but it's steamier than most of the other chapters and we get to really explore what's been going on in Evan's head through all of this, so hopefully that helps make up for it. While this chapter is mostly set up for all the stuff that's about to happen, this arc as a whole is pretty swap heavy and there's a lot of great stuff coming up in the next few chapters that I know you guys are going to love, so stay tuned!

If you're reading this, please comment! Good, bad, or neutral, I adore hearing from all of you and I want to know what you think so I can do everything I can to make everything better going forward. You guys talking and commenting is what gives me the strength to keep writing, even though I've been so bad about responding to comments lately.

If you like this sort of stuff (and I don't think you'd be reading chapter 7 if you didn't), consider creating something of your own! There isn't nearly enough of this stuff out there and nothing inspires like fresh content.

Thanks again to all my fans and readers! You're the best, and I love you all!

Enjoy!