On the twelfth day of Christmas, the magic gave to me...

Twelve months as a Maiden,

A "kitty" for a Christmas,

Ten boys a-leering,

An ass that is amazing,

Eight skirts a-swishing,

Seven curves a-popping,

Six locks a-flowing,

FIVE... CUP... SIZE... GAINS!

Four inches lost,

Three coats of gloss,

Two silky legs,

And a new life as a she