"Ethan, you feeling alright, man?"

"Nah, Jack, I don't feel so great. Been off since earlier today."

"Yeah, same here. Think it was something we ate?"

"Could be. But, you know, I can't help but think it was that spot we parked in. Felt weird since then."

"The expectant mothers' spot? Come on, Ethan. That’s just a parking space. You’re not saying you believe in that witch stuff, are you?"

"I don’t know, Jack. That old woman was pretty angry. Maybe she cursed us or something."

"Curse? Seriously? Next thing you’ll tell me is we’ll turn into frogs or something. You gotta lay off the movies, man."

"Whatever, Jack. I just know I feel really weird. Like, heavy."

"Yeah, my back’s been killing me too. And my feet, man. They’re swollen. Can’t even fit in my boots properly."

"Same here. And I feel... bloated? Never felt like this before."

"Maybe we should’ve moved when she told us to. Instead of laughing at her."

"Well, Jack, you were the one who refused to move the truck. Kept saying it was just a prank."

"And you agreed with me, Ethan! Don’t act all innocent now. We both stayed there."

"Alright, alright. But seriously, what if she did something to us? What if we’re cursed?"

"Stop with the curse talk. We’re probably just coming down with the flu or something. Let’s get some rest."

"Rest? I can’t even lie down properly. Every position is uncomfortable."

"Tell me about it. I’ve been tossing and turning all day. And these cramps... I thought only women got these."

"Wait... what if... No, never mind. That’s stupid."

"What, Ethan? What were you gonna say?"

"Nothing. Just a crazy thought."

"Come on, spit it out. Can’t be crazier than thinking we’re cursed."

"Fine. What if we’re, like, transforming or something?"

"Transforming? Into what?"

"Like... women."

"Okay, now you’ve lost it. We look the same as we did this morning."

"Do we? I haven’t really checked in a mirror. Just feel so off."

"Alright, let’s check. Look at each other. Any changes?"

"No, you still look the same, Jack."

"And you look the same, Ethan. Just tired and sick."

"Maybe we’re overthinking this. Probably just need to sleep it off."

"Yeah, you’re right. But still, next time, let’s not park in reserved spots. Don’t want to risk it."

"Agreed. Hey, do you think our names would change if we turned into women?"

"Why would you ask that, Emily?"

"Wait, what did you just call me, Jessica?"

"I... I called you Emily. But my name’s... Oh God."

something i little different, hope you like it, not sure if I'll do more like this, if you enjoy let me know