**Dispatcher:** 911, what's your emergency?<br /><br />**Caller:** (Trembling) My name is Michael... There's a guy in my house, and he... he's got some kind of wand. This isn't a joke, I swear.<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** A wand, Michael?<br /><br />**Caller:** Yeah... I know how it sounds, but... he's using it on me. First, my clothes just... just changed, right on my body. I'm wearing a dress, I swear. <br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Are you saying this intruder is assaulting you? We'll get units to you immediately. Can you describe him?<br /><br />**Caller:** Yes, please, hurry. He's young, like a teenager maybe, with light hair. Wearing strange clothes, kind of cute in a weird way...but it's his wand. Every time it touches me, something changes. It's like... magic.<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Magic? Sir, are you sure you're okay?<br /><br />**Caller:** I'm terrified! It's just... Look, the wand changed my clothes, but now, my chest, it's... I have breasts now, and... my voice is getting higher. I'm shrinking too, I can feel it...<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Hold on. Your voice? Who am I speaking with now?<br /><br />**Caller:** It's... I mean, I am Daisy and before I was. M...m....m.....daisy... I can't even say my name , but... My voice, my body... I think it's turning me into a woman. <br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Daisy? This is really not funny, making prank calls to emergency services is illegal. <br /><br />**Caller:** No, it's not a prank! I... oh no, he found me again. He... oh, god, I'm shorter now... my feet, they're tiny......oh God I think I have a.... Vagina..... <br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Okay, "Daisy", if you're not in any real danger...<br /><br />**Caller:** Wait! The guy, the intruder...my mind all fuzzy oh god, it's... it's my husband. He's got this smirk on his face... this was... this was some sick joke...<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Your husband? Are you sure everything is okay now?<br /><br />**Caller:** Yes... yes, I'm safe. I'm... I'm really sorry for the misunderstanding. He... He thought this would be funny, I guess. I don't know why he would scare me like this...<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Alright, Daisy. If you're safe, then... please don't misuse emergency services like this. <br /><br />**Caller:** Yes, of course. I... I didn't mean to... I'm sorry. Thank you for your help.<br /><br />**Dispatcher:** Stay safe, ma'am. Goodbye.<br /><br />**Caller:** Goodbye.<br /><br />*End of call.*