There is something about it that feels so right. The way the lining caresses the smooth round flesh of the breast. The spandex fibers allowing for a little bit of stretch to make sure you feel secure and held. The way the metal underwire supporting the weight of each massive bosom in the same way a scaffold supported a building. The straps, snug and secure over each should keep the entire apparatus stable. The delicate lace embroidery making the whole brassiere colorful, feminine and pretty. It was a marvel of design, form, function and aesthetic. It was a perfect bra.

The only problem was it was on you, and it, and the luscious breasts it encases weren't there 30 seconds ago........