continuing my remaking of some captions into a nicer easier to read format.

Should have some more new stuff tomorrow, and re-posting some others in cleaner format later

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No my hair isn't long and gorgeous.

These aren't breasts pushing out from my chest

I don't have a vagina, my dick is still here

There isn't a naked man laying next to me

This is a dream, this.....is....a.......wonderful life

"Sweetie, come a little closer Lola wants you to make her a mommy....."