"You know what? I will be OK. It doesn't matter my team lost in excruciating, historically painful fashion and now thanks to the bet I lost I have to go on a date with my best friend. Sure the Bills didn't win but now I get to have an average date with an average guy on an uneventful Monday. Maybe being average is good and can make me happy, my hair is definitely elite though. Tim can I stay this way forever? I think I found my bliss at least till next season. '