I'm sorry officer I swear I can explain, I wasn't breaking into that house it is my home please let me explain.

Yes everything, I'll where the polygraph it helps

I'm sorry for the hysterics but no one believes me.

So the long version of it is yes I am a girl, yes I am Alexandra as the ID card states and yes there is no last name it was just in the pocket. This skirt is great it has pockets in it.

I know there is no record of me and I can explain, please

I know the family there only has a son his name is Alexander, and yes I do know what happened to him. His story is sad. He everyday would stare at his face in the mirror, and every day as he got older it got a little bit more manly.

He hated his face almost as much as he hated his body. He longed not to have the big muscles and deep voice of the other boys. He wanted to stay indoors, with his mother. Play the piano, learn to knit and embroider, and he wanted one day to feel the joy of giving birth and to be a mother.

You laugh and look disgusted, A look he looked all too well. He told his father that and he thrashed him with a belt and forbade him to ever speak those words. So he hid it and tried to bury it, each day just living became a little harder. He had to steal...yes steal, and hide his feminine articles, a couple dresses, some undersized stockings and cosmetics and a wig.

Of course none of them fit, he stole them from clotheslines and windows and stores. Well stole is a stretch he always went back and left money he wanted to try to at least balance the karmic scales. Well he hid them in a box buried in the far corner of the farm. He would go there unearth his treasure chest and go through the fields, feeling alive and free.

Three days ago his father came home early and discovered Alexander's treasure as he was dressed in ill fitting clothes walking through the field. He didn't see Alexander directly and he fled the ill fitting shoes falling.
I swear I am getting to the heart of the matter, he ran into the cursed fae woods. I know we don't believe anything is there, but it is still forbidden to enter I know. He made it just into the border then cold, hungry and honestly ready to sleep and never wake he rested against a tree.
What happened next is unbelievable and officer it is truly a miracle. While he slept he transformed by magic, his height and organs everything until when he woke he found himself in clothing that was as if tailored to him, good black leather shoes and most importantly he was now a she.

She was terrified and alone, smaller and weaker than she was used to but yet felt a great joy in her heart and feeling like her outside matched her inside. That was when she saw the tiny woman, scarcely 5 inches tall the most beautiful woman she ever saw. They shared a brief wave, and I truly believe this tiny woman saved Alexander's life.
How do I know this? She is me, I was Alexander, but please let me go I must find that tiny angel and thank her. I don't care that you think I'm crazy and I don't have a home, I will make it my life's goal to make the world better for that small creature that saved me.