"Cheer up sis at least you're still with Alyssa in this reality," your little, no wait she was your older sister said to you as you looked up at her. "yes but were aren't even married I'm just her girlfriend now"

"At least you got some years back" She replied. "Yeah, but I can't even drink legally for another 2 years!!" you said stomping my foot.

"Cheer up sis you are in perfect shape" My sister tried. "yeah but that shape is only 5'1" and 103 pounds of weak limbs and boobs"

"Cheer up sis, you have beautiful hair" She tried. "No it is long and getting in my eyes" you countered

"Cheer up sis you have pretty clothes" She stated "yeah as long ad you like dresses, my new reality seems to be exclusively in skirts" you retorted

"cheer up sis you have a killer body" She said. "Yeah I could kill you for giving me these boobs" You shot back

"cheer up sis, you get to have the family like you wanted" She said finally. "I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONE THAT WAS PREGNANT" You screamed in your high soprano voice

She groans "honestly there is just no pleasing some people."