This don't even have anything to say to this pun, provided by the commissioner, <a target="_self" href="https://bisected8.deviantart.com/"><img class="avatar" src="https://a.deviantart.net/avatars/b/i/bisected8.gif?1" alt=":iconbisected8:" title="Bisected8" /></a> , except that it's still probably better than anything I would have come with. Character name also provided by him because it's more imaginative than what I was using prior to suggesting it.<br /><br />Anyway, I'm not dead, despite apparent signs. I'll try not to have such a large gap in updates in the future. Was kind of in a big writing slump for a while.<br /><br />Criticise, tell me why it's shit, etc. Don't really have much to say today.<br /><br />Want to commission a story? No? Understandable and in my opinion the sound decision, but go look at the details here anyway. <a href="https://randomsparks.deviantart.com/journal/Commissions-are-open-Read-this-important-thing-ok-336653935">randomsparks.deviantart.com/jo&hellip;</a>