"The Ranch upgrade." Samus selected from the list slightly reluctantly. She had had just about enough of royalty after the effects of her previous upgrade, and had discovered to her dismay that her ditzier self had set the computer to cycle through the upgrades randomly, and now had to figure out how to disable that before she could start picking out her upgrades herself again. She took the upgrade from the machine and inserted it into her zero suit. As it began to apply, she hoped that her hair wouldn't start growing again. She had just finished cutting it for the second time after the Queen upgrade, and her ship's bathroom was covered in hair again.

Samus began to feel a swelling sensation in her breasts, and looked down to see them swelling before her eyes, each one almost reaching the size of her head. While it was something she had gotten used to from the other upgrades, this time it felt different, like it was filling with liquid, and underneath her suit, her areolae and nipples grew larger and darkened to a brown colour, protruding visibly into her zero suit, ready for use. Her hips cracked as they widened out, and Samus spread her legs as she adjusted her posture and felt a small tail begin to sprout of from just above her rear, growing longer and becoming brown, thin, and leathery with a furred tip, flicking around her calves of its own free will.

As Samus looked down at her tail, she noticed her zero suit's material receding up her midriff, shrinking and losing material quickly, the material on her arms and shoulder disappearing completely as her midriff to her rips similarly shrank away to nothing, only a bikini being left to cover her enlarged breasts, and the two straps that held it up as her breasts strained against the fabric, doing nothing to hide the deep cleavage that she now possessed. Down at her waist, a bikini bottom covered her wide hips, a small hole cut for her tail to fit through, while on her feet, her shoes were intact, ending just below the knees as two perfectly functional boots. The only part of her new wardrobe  that Samus was happy with.

Samus brought herself back into a steady position and felt her head tingling, moving her hand up to brush her hair of the way of two horns growing up, curving at the ends, while her ears tingled as well as they began to grow longer and wider, pointing at the end as they gained a brown fur on the outside, while being bright pink on the inside, twitching slightly as Samus touched the soft texture of them. Finally, a large metal cowbell formed around her neck to her surprise and dismay, attached to a short but tough wire affixed a band around her neck, and jangled loudly as Samus walked over toward the mirror, jangling even louder as she unsuccessfully tried to pull it off.

Samus got to the mirror, her large breasts jiggling to a stop as her wider hips made her steps sway more, Samus slightly enjoying the sloshing sensation that she got when she moved, taking a look at herself. In the mirror, Samus discovered that her skin had paled to a more milky, very light tan colour, and that large brown spots ran up her body and face, two large brown spots on her cheeks..

"I just don't see how this is supposed to be useful to moooo-" Samus bit her tongue down and clamped her mouth shut as she gave out a loud moo, embarrassed at what she had done, before running back to the computer to disable it before she did it again.