"The Teacher upgrade." Samus selected. She had found out in her previous upgrade, no, she could not walk through walls, although she could shrink into her own shadow. Not much help when you've just walked into a wall though. Samus figured she could always use some more knowledge, and had decided to try out the Teacher upgrade. She took the chip and inserted it into her zero suit, waiting as always for it to begin.

First, Samus's zero suit separated the top and bottom halves of her suit, the leg part darkening as the top half began to pale into an almost white blue. The material began to change from the latex like one to a softer one, almost slightly transparent as buttons were placed up the middle. The shirt loosened, the sleeves gaining a cuff at the end as her collar curved out and parted at the front, as it became held together by the buttons down the middle, becoming a slightly loose blouse.  The material on her legs turned black and transparent, showing off her legs at it became a pair of pantyhose, the remaining material gathered into a dark blue miniskirt that flared up at the sides, long enough to just clear her ass.

As Samus shifted slightly at the change of clothing, she felt a rush, and held still as information poured into her brain, her knowledge increasing tenfold. But while this was happening, her changes weren't over. Her feet gained a pair of three inch high heels to match her pantyhose, and her ass began to swell, filling out any lose space in her miniskirt and squeezing against it, indenting clearly onto it. Her breasts gained a size, a lacy black push-up bra pushing it up into plain sight, her blouse unbuttoning a few buttons to show the top of the bra, the rest clearly visible through her thin blouse. Finally, her ponytail was pulled back into a tight bun, and a thin pair of glasses appeared on her face, giving her an extra knowledgeable appearance just from their presence.

Samus' brain finished filling with knowledge, an understanding of protocol and courtesy being pushed to the front of her attitude as well, as she stood blinking for a moment. She had so much to tell, so much to teach… She could name a million chemical combinations, tell details of planets on the other side of the galaxy… And she realised she had nobody to tell it to. Nobody to teach. Samus began to panic. She had to tell someone, get her teachings out somehow… And then it hit her, a way to vent her knowledge. She could write it down, all around the satellite. Then, if someone came, they could learn everything she knew! It wasn't exactly a very logical plan, but it was all Samus needed as she ran aboard her ship, expertly sprinting in her high heels, clacking on the metal floor of the ship as she grabbed every pen and marker she could find, before rushing back out and scribbling on the walls.

"And the planet Felucia  was colonised by the Gossam in 40,000 Galactic time, before going on to serve as…" Samus rambled out loud, writing as much as she could, as quickly as she could.