Frederica: Andrew, are you sure that disguising ourselves as interns is the best idea to investigate Mage Tech?
Andrew: As long as we don’t do anything, get ourselves caught, we should be fine. We just have to gather information on this rumored secret project and the missing people.
Frederica: And what if we do get caught? You know this company specializes in transformations, right? I don’t want to begin to imagine what they might turn us into if they find out that we are not really interns.
Andrew: If you keep acting suspiciously like that, then we are going to be caught. Quiet, I think I hear someone coming. Just follow my lead and act natural.
Merlyn: Argh! Where did those interns run off to…. Aww, this is taking forever. But I wanna test out my newest secret project…. Crap, did I already run out of interns?
Andrew: Secret project?
Frederica: Wait, did she say something about running out of interns?”
Andrew: Looks like we found our culprit. We just need to follow her and gather more information.
Frederica: Um. Andrew?”
Andrew: What?
Merlyn: Oh, what do we have here? Someone eavesdropping on little old me?
Andrew: What, we were not eavesdropping or anything like that! We are just a couple of interns passing through.
Frederica: Yeah, just a couple of normal interns.
Andrew: Yep, we'd better get going, we have a lot of paperwork to do. So we'd best get going.
Merlyn: Wait, interns?
Andrew: Yes, we are interns….
Merlyn: Eh, not the ones I was looking for. But I guess you will do.
Frederica: Huh, wait, what?
Andrew: Hey, wait, what is happening?
Frederica: What do you think! I told you this was not going to work!
Andrew: Agh, my dick is gone? Wait, why am I a chick now?
Frederica: My breasts? They are so big and sensitive all of a sudden.
Andrew: Huh, our hair is changing? Our hair is getting longer and lighter.
Frederica: And so soft and fluffy.
Andrew: Wait, are these rabbit ears? Just what are we being turned into?
Frederica: I don’t know, but we are turning into something sexy and soft for sure.
Andrew: Hey, our clothes! What the hell is she making us wear!
Frederica: Shit, she is really turning us into bunny girls. Why does this have to be so revealing.
Frederica: You are looking pretty cute, Andrew. So cute that it is going to be hard for anyone to concentrate on their work.
Andrew: Frederica, wait, are you talking about? But I guess you are right, I find it hard not to look at your cute body, Frederica, as well. But a good worker needs to stay forced right.
Frederica: Woah, everything feels so soft.... Wait, were we always so fluffy?
Andrew: Man, my paws are so big that it's going to be hard to type with them. Maybe I should ask management for a new keyboard. Wait, why am I worried about that?
Andrew: Why is my head all fuzzy all of a sudden? All I can think about is being the best office worker and cute things. Like, where were we doing something before this? I think we were, but I don’t really remember.
Frederica: I think we were giving some new investors a special presentation or something like that? But why think about hard stuff like that when office work and being cute are all that really matters?
Andrew: I guess but my head is to fluffy to think straight, after all...
Andrew: We like totally got a lot of work to do!
Frederica: Yeah, like if we super cute bunnies don’t get all of those like super duper important paperwork and files done, like who will?
Andrew: Like OMG you are so right! And if we get it done like super duper fast, like we will be ahead of schedule and that means like totally no over time right?
Frederica: And that means we can like hit up the clubs and find some super hot studs!
Merlyn: EEP!! This is perfect, you two have to be the most successful batch yet! You two are perfect! I can finally start moving forward with my project!
Andrew: Like, thanks, boss woman! We like are the bestest office workers ever and stuff and the bestest bunnies!
Frederica: Hehe... Of course we are perfect, like we are totally cute and sexy and like super duper smart and stuff!
Merlyn: Are your boobs and butt are so big! And those tails and ears, so fluffy! This is better than I expected!
Juno: Merlyn, there you are. We have a problem….
Andrew & Frederica: Hi'ya bossier woman!
Juno: Merlyn… what are those…?
Merlyn: Crap… W-well, they are the latest in my newest project. May I introduce you to the…
Merlyn: Business Bunny Bimbos! The latest and greatest innovation in the workforce. Combining the sex appeal of bimbos, the cuteness of bunnies, and the brains of a businesswoman into one sexy, cute, and smart package that any office can’t live without! Just think of the future of sexy bunny girls running the workforce and striking all kinds of deals with their charm! And having special meetings with investors if you known what I mean.
Juno: Merlyn, why…? Why did you think this is a good idea? Just why…?
Merlyn: I have a one-hundred-page presentation on why this is the best idea I have ever had. And a couple of dozen or more test subjects to prove why it is a good idea…. Wanna see?
Juno: Fine, just fine, do what you want…. We will discuss it later…. You can keep these two just turn the rest back, okay.
Merlyn: Got in, once I show you how amazing this idea is these bunnies will be multiplying like well, bunnies.
Andrew: Yay! Like lets get back to work so we can finish like way before the deadline and stuff so we can go party!
Frederica: Wow, that is like a super duper smart idea! Lets like go do it!
Juno: Anyway, we might have two moles. The company’s magic detected two unauthorized signatures. Be on the lookout for anyone who appears suspicious.
Merlyn: And if I catch them?
Juno: Just don’t go overboard…
Andrew & Frederica: Huh? I like totally wonder who it could like be and stuff?