(Clown Tf)

I gasped as I woke up, some thick was covering my face. I took my sleeve and wipe whatever it was away. It was white and gooey… no don’t tell me. The sight of pieces of smashed pies on my clothing (which were back to normal) stopped me from screaming. Ok, it was just pies nothing weird.

“Nothing weird?” I said to myself covering my face with my hands. “I’ve been here too long…”

I looked around at my surroundings it looked like I was in a little girl’s bedroom but sized up for an adult. I got out of bed and looked out the window, it was nothing but clear blue skies not a cloud in sight. It took me a second to realize that the lack of clouds was because of how high up I was, I nearly had a panic attack as I looked down into the void of white miles below me. The only tell of Clown Town still existing was a building jutting out of the clouds. I stepped away from the window and walked towards a door for a bathroom. I quickly washed the remaining pie off of myself and cleaned myself up. This was it I was leaving I was finally getting out of this insane place. I looked at myself in the mirror and despite the thought of leaving this dangerous place, I was frowning.

Well, I guess last night was interesting and I wouldn’t mind another night like that with Heart’s friends, and I guess I would have liked to meet Lucy again. “But this place is weird and crazy I’m a human I don’t belong here.” I kept telling myself, but I couldn’t get rid of the frown on my face. I walked back to the bedroom and sat on the bed and thought to myself for a while. “Do I like it here? Do I want to stay here?”

The door flung open ripping me from my thoughts and Heart’s squeaky voice caught my attention “Morning sunshine I made breakfast!”

I got up and followed out of the bedroom and my jaw dropped. The room was a massive luxurious apartment living room bigger than anything I had ever seen something that only live in my imagination of what a billionaires apartment would look like, but with a clown aesthetic that I have somehow grown used to. “You live here?” I muttered out stunned by the place.

“On this,” she brushed off like this place was nothing, “A big gal like me needs a big place to stay. My old place was quite a squeeze could barely fit through the doors and knocked everything over.” She sat me down at the table and brought out two stacks of pancakes that reached higher than what should be possible. We sat and ate mostly in silence I couldn’t stop thinking about last night and how I couldn’t remember anything after the dance with Lucy, the food was heavenly but I could barely make a dent in the tower while Heart down her’s in a bite. She looked at me if she could tell what was on my mind. “What’s wrong Marry?” she asked.

“Oh, nothing!” I said quickly, I just of something to change the conversation just as quick, “Wow, Heart your cooking is amazing where did you learn to cook like this?”

“Oh, and an old friend taught me,” she said blushing and adding color to her white face, “Lucy is a great cook, you gotta try some more of her cooking!”

“L-lucy taught you?” I shuddered out.

“Is that all that’s on your mind?” she said prodding me. “You sure you don’t have a certain clown on your mind?”

“Yes your cooking is good that’s it,” I said trying to hide my true thoughts.

“Will these get you talking?” she said with a devious smile on her face.

“Will what?” I could barely get out before Heart slid a dozen pictures to me. They were of me and Lucy… having sex!? “What the HELL is this? Why can’t I remember any of this? Did you freaks drug me?!” I shouted out furious as anyone should be after someone slid you pictures of you having sex with someone. A clown no less, and is that a dick is she some kinda hermaphrodite? No, I couldn’t have lost my virginity to a fucking clown.

“Hey you were all over her first,” she said in the most serious tone I have heard her in. “After she took you backstage on your request you couldn’t get off her. She offered to have sex saying how you were cute and funny, it took a little convincing but you jumped right on her. After that, the two of you were at it drinking and smoking weed all night and you jumped on for seconds.”

“Wait, wait, wait you telling me that I wanted to have sex with her?” I said as I jumped up from the table. “I don’t even like girls, well sure she is attractive but…”

“Hey, I was worried about you!” She said getting up from the table and stomping her foot. “I didn’t know where you ran off to with her, you could have ended up as part of her balloon collection for all I knew. Just be lucky I found you!”

“Take me home right now!” I shouted, I was considering staying here but it was way too dangerous.

“And why do you want to leave?” she asked her tone and mannerisms changing from bouncy cheery to a more controlling and domineering. “You lost your job, your parents think you’re a disappointment, and you think you lost the only thing that you found joy in. So what is left for you in the human world?”

“Human shit?” I said struggling to find an answer. “I don’t know at least there I’m not worried about being turned into a clown slut, inflated, or some other freaky thing!”

Heart looked at me and took a deep breath and sighed. “Well I made a promise, but I have a parting gift for you.”

“I will pass!” I said marching towards the door.

“Don’t worry, it’s not going to transform you,” she said taking my hand and walking away with me. “This is something to remember us clowns more fondly by.” I struggled to get away from her but she was impossible strong dragging me like I was an unruly child. She lead me to a door and pushed me inside and locked the door behind me. It was an office looking professional for a clown. “Now where did I put it?” she said pacing around the room. Before I could speak up she dropped a box in my hands, “Hold this for a second,” she said going back to look around the room. Once again before could speak again she drop a full-sized cactus on top of the box. She kept dropping sharp objects from swords to tacks on the box in my arms as she looked around the room, the wight from what is in my arms nearly causing me to topple over. She wiped her forehead and turned to me, “I knew I left it around here somewhere, sorry about the load let me take it for you?” she said walking towards me. Then suddenly she slipped on a banana peel that was conveniently placed on the floor. I couldn’t get out of the way in time as she came sliding toward me.

Crash!

I felt the hard ground on my butt, I opened my eyes and looked around somehow the dozens of knives and more missed me. I took a sigh of relief and look in front of me Heart lay there on the ground as well somehow the blades missed her as well.

She looked around at sharp objects around us and scratched her head. “Well, I guess the two of us are pretty lucky?”

“Yeah, I said with a small chuckle, “I was expected to be swiss cheese with my luck.”

“Well, good thing you have my luck to counter yours. Now I think I finally remember where I put it.” She got up and turned around and what had to be half of the blades were in her butt, I covered my mouth and gasped. “What’s wrong?”

“Heart you butt!” I shouted pointing at the dozens of knives, daggers, swords, tacks, pins, and nails sticking out of her behind.

“Oh poo,” she said with a look of shock. Less than a second later the blades fell from her backside and air rushed out of her. The two of us looked at each other with a look of shock before she took off like a rocket. She began to fly around the room bumping and knocking over everything as she lost air. I jumped up and ran to the door, I struggled with the not but it won't open no matter how hard I tried. “Look out!” she cried as she came flying towards me.

Next thing I knew a sheet of rubber slammed into my body knocking me to the floor. Once I got my bearings I got back to my feet and tossed a giant round deflated balloon off of me. There was no movement no nothing, just a giant pink rubber deflated circle with the design of Heart’s clothing.

“Heart are you ok? I asked as I slowly crept to the front where her head should be, but there was nothing.

“That was a blast wouldn’t you agree dear?” a family sultry voice called from behind. I turned around it was Lucy standing there nude with her buck tooth smile on her face. I looked back at the deflated Heart and back at her.

“You are Heart?” I asked pointing at the deflated clothing. “You were lying to me this whole time dragging me around this crazy place!?”

“Hey what can I say, Heart has a cute and cuddly appeal while I got my appeal in somewhere else if you know what I mean.” she said stepping behind a curtain that appeared out of nowhere and getting dressed behind it before stepping out in the suit she wore during the circus, “And what can I say it feels good to be all round and inflated like that.”

“You tricked me!” I shouted stepping towards her, “Let me guess your goal was to lure me here and turn me into whatever weird inflated clown fetish thing you wanted!” I was right up to her looking down at her, “You were never planning to take me home were you?”

She walked away and sat at the desk with the sound of a fart as her butt touched the chair. “No, kinda, and maybe?”

“What do you mean no, kinda, and maybe!?” I slammed my fist into her desk and shouted, “I trusted you, I trusted Heart but I guess I’m the biggest fool out of all of you clowns!”

“Marry, calm down,” she said I was far beyond calm. “Marry I brought you here to help you.”

“You brought me here to help me? Do you have an idea how ridiculous you sound?” I said finally putting the pieces together, of course, this was all her plan. “God damnit I lost my job, I have no money to pay rent, and now the only thing I felt happy about in this god-forsaken world has now been twisted by you!”

“Has it been?” she said putting her chin in her hands and looking at me in the eyes, “You seem to be enjoying yourself? You may not remember our special time together but with my gals, you had quite a party. And I remember how you were at both my circus and last night's show maybe you found a new apparition for clowns that you are too scared to admit?”

“Well…” I started to say before I was cut off.

“Let me explain, I know the whole magic clown who came to save you from depression thing is a little hard to process,” she said putting her hand out. “You see my circus caters to a special kind of audience those looking for thrills and those looking for that missing piece of them, and you fall into the latter category. I gave you two chances to leave before, but you didn’t and why was that?” Before I could explain myself she spoke again, “Because deep down you want this.” she pointed to the Heart outfit, “I used my Heart alter ego to help you find that missing part of you not to trick you, from experience it’s much more welcoming in and comforting than my usual sex body. Marry you were born to be a clown, all you wanted to do ever since you were a kid was to make people smile. And I only want to make that dream come true.”

“L-like hell you know anything about me!” I shuddered out backing away from her, “If you knew anything about me you would know that I just want to go home.”

Lucy smiled and chuckled, “Well then why didn’t you? Better yet why do you want to? Everything in your world has brought you misery.” She pulled out her diary and opened it to a page, “Marry I’m only doing this because I see a shining star that is about to burn out, if I truly wanted to you would have been a clown during the first part of my special show.”

“Then why haven’t you changed me yet?” I asked.

“Let me tell you a story about a boy,” she said looking over that page.” Over a decade or two ago this boy lived in your world. He was your stereotypical nerdy kid, bullies all over him, no friends in sight, and his home life wasn’t great either. This boy barely knew what happiness was, then he meet a clown. He was a bit put off by the clown at first but the clown made him feel happy for the first time in his life, and he wanted to feel that way for the rest of his life. He asked the clown if he could run away with him to be happy forever, and the clown said he could only if he promises to make others feel as happy as he did now. And that boy agreed, and now she spreads happiness to those who need it.”

“Wait you were a boy?” I asked confused.

“I’m whatever you want me to be dear. But that’s not the important part!” she said flustered, Lucy regained her composure and said, “Marry you are just like the old me, sad, depressed, and lonely. But like the old me you have something special inside of you that wants to get out and shine bright in the world, but the darkness of the world keeps it hidden away. I don’t want to see another person like me suffer and lose that part of them that makes them happy, and if I didn’t intervene that spark would have been put out. Marry I used my silly alter ego Heart not to lure you into a world of danger, but to show you the silly side of things. Marry ever since I laid my eyes on you I knew that you would make a great clown silly and happy as me.” Lucy stood up and walked over to me and put her hand on my shoulder. “Marry this has always been your choice if you want to return home or become a clown, if you want I could erase any memory of our time together if it will make you happier not remembering what you saw here.”

“I can’t…” I said on the verge of tears.

“Marry don’t let your fear take control of you, be true to yourself, a smile is the most precious thing in the world,” she said sincerely.

I looked into her bright pink eyes, I wanted to give in to her tricks but I knew I couldn’t I had to resist. “Be true to yourself? Says the clown who was dressed as a blimp.” I muttered.

That remark only made her pull herself closer to me, “Heart, Lucy. They are both me, the only difference is that one’s round everywhere, and the other is round where it counts.” She brushed my cheek with her gloved hand. “Dear I know why you reject your feelings you are scared. You see yourself as a failure and after everyone told you so I wouldn't blame you, but that doesn’t matter to me I only care about the clown inside of you.”

I looked down at my feet, I couldn’t stare into her eyes anymore they were too intoxicating one more second and I would have given in. She hit me right on the mark for sure, I was a failure it took my whole life to realize that but she was right. “I would just mess everything up, hell if you put me on a stage I would ruin the entire show.”

“Marry dear, don’t say that.” she said pulling my chin up to look at her, “The thing about us clowns is that we fail and make fools of our selfs every day, every hour, every minute of our lives. And do we lay down a give up? No the laughter of others keeps us going, every laugh is a smile even if it's at our own expense. And every smile is someone we made happy.”

I was nearly crying at this point I wanted to believe her but everything that I had faced throughout my entire life has proven that I didn’t have the same power she did. When I fall it hurts, but when she falls it’s nothing. “But…”

She put her finger over my mouth, “No buts dear unless they are big butts, no excuses.”

“I’m not like you!” I shouted causing her to jump back. “I can’t do the things you do, I’m not strong like you! I can’t get back up and laugh it off like you.”

Lucy walked up to me and hugged me tightly and said calmly into my ear like a mother comforting her child, “And that’s why I am here, I can show you how to be like me. How to take a hit, and how to get back up and laugh it off.” She stepped back and wiped a tear from my chin and held out her hand. “Take my hand and I will show you.” I nodded and firmly grasped her hand tighter than I had ever held a hand before. She lead me over to her desk and sat me in a chair across from her. Lucy reached into a drawer and pulled out a small present. She slid it over to me. “Marry this is your last chance to back out, you don’t have to do this if you don’t want to,” she said holding the box before I could take it.

I nodded, and said, “You can teach me to be like you if I become a clown?” she nodded back, “Then I have made my decision…” She gave me the box and I tore off the wrapping paper and opened the lid, inside there were tons of clown noses of different colors much more than the box should have been able to fit. “So what kind of clown are you going to turn me into?” I said looking at the noses.

“I should be asking what clown are you going to turn yourself into?” she said with a grin and a giggle. “These special noses turn humans into their inner clown, normal magic clown noses influence that inner clown and mold them. So if you going to be a regular clown, a mime, a balloon clown like me, and so on the only person that knows is you.”

I looked over the countless noses trying to find the one that called to me, I decided to trust my gut in the first place it was the thing that got me here so it must know something. I closed my eyes and hovered my hand above the box, I moved it around like an invisible crane looking for a cheap toy. I lowered it and grasped a round rubbery ball that squeaked in my hand, the sound of the soft squeak like a rubber ball made me feel a bit childish and giddy and because of that I knew it was the right one. I brought the ball to my nose and stuck it on. It felt strange at first it was like any clown noise I had worn before but then it fused with the flesh of my nose becoming one, becoming my new nose. I opened my eyes and saw a large purple sphere in the middle of my vision.

“Looking good Marry, purple is your color,” Lucy said holding a mirror towards me. “How are you feeling?”

I looked ridiculous with this large purple nose on my face, “You think I look good? I look a bit silly and it feels weird having this thing being part of me?” I tried to pull it off by it was no use the nose was truly my new nose.

“Looking silly is part of the gig Marry,” Lucy said with a smile. She reached over the table and brought her hand to my face, “Let me help you get used to it,”

Lucy squeezed my nose causing it to create a cute honk that made me giggle, she was right it did feel better. In the mirror, I saw that my face was starting to change. White was spreading from my nose and to the rest of my face. Purple circles appeared around my eyes making my eyelashes grow, and purple hearts appeared on my cheeks making them softer around rounder. My lips puffed up a bit growing plump and more kissable and glossy purple lipstick appeared on them in a heart shape design. My ears were doubled in size they looked weird but I guess that is just part of being a clown. My hair started to turn from its hazel brown to a bright lavender and lost its straightness and became poofy. It started to grow down my back looking like a puffy cloud till it reached my butt, then suddenly it jumped out back to the top of my head swirling around into a looking like lavender ice cream still on my head with puffy parts on the side of my head. And a light pink streak wove its way through my hair giving it more color.

“This is certainly an interesting look?” I said prodding at my massive swirl of hair. Despite my poking, it remained in its done-up look bouncing with each poke. I took a good long look at myself in the mirror and smiled. “Golly I look pretty snazzy done up like this.”

“Looking good dear, but you still got a long way to go before you are done,” Lucy said giving me a helpful and friendly thumbs up.

“Aw, golly if I look this cute with only my face clowned then I can’t wait for the rest of my body!” I said with child-like wonder, I guess my inner clown is bursting out now so why hold back? I’m taking this full steam ahead!” I squeezed down on my nose hard unleashing a mightly honk the honkest honk I have ever heard it made me giggle like a child with how silly it felt. I felt a shiver down my spine as my new colorless color ran down my body. My body flew forward as my honkers became super massive like Ds at most nothing compared to Lucy, so they were still super big! My sweater could barely contain them that's how big they were! I cupped them and they felt super amazing like gosh darn amazing, I always wondered what big boobes would feel like I always imagined that they would be super heavy but they are as light as balloons. Whoa, golly my hands are all tingly. I couldn’t help myself but giggle as my fingers inflated and merged together into three digits. Next to change was my booty I felt it grow like a balloon becoming massive like Lucy’s, then my pants ripped down the middle and the sides, I guess my silly figure was too much for them to handle poor pants you served me well. Speaking of my lower body it was so gosh darn big and around! Because of my bouncy boobs and massive booty and hips I had a one hundred percent beauty of an hourglass figure. I mean golly I don’t think I can imagine flat as a board old me looking this good ever. Next, my shoes popped open as my feet sprung out growing twice their size. I sprung up from my chair and look at my new and improved super cute and fun body.

“Liking the new you, Marry?” Lucy said eyeing little old me down. “I know I am.”

“Gosh, this is the best!” I said jumping with joy bouncing up and down my swirly hair touching the ceiling, but then I noticed something was off. “Wait a darn second?”

“Your old drab clothing keeping you down my dear,” Lucy asked.

“BINGO!” I said as I light bulb appeared over my head. “These old duds looked good on old me but now they are nothing but duds, a change is in order!” I golly gosh thousands no billions of cute dressing are flying around in my mind what to choose what to wear?”

“Well, I think these will fit,” Lucy said tossing me a pair of cute pink frilly panties with a heart pattern on them and a pair of purple clown shoes. “You liked my underwear so consider it a gift from me to you.”

My head became super red from embracement, but I quickly tore my old torn underwear off and put on Lucy’s pair that she so graciously gifted to me. And wouldn’t you know it they are a perfect fit! And the shoes I remember them as the ones that Lucy gave me when I came to this fun place and back then I could barely walk with them and now they fit like a glove.

“You want to borrow more of my clothing dear, I have plenty for you to keep,” she said looking at my old rags.

“Thanks but no thanks Lucy as much as I would like to wear your clothing I got this covered!” As I said that my clothing started to change. First, my socks fixed them self's and become super fuzzy and soft and changed colors the one on the right became blue with light blue vertical stripes and the left one became orange with light orange polka dots both growing up to my knees. My jeans started changing turning purple and turning from denim to clothing, the legs merged together and rose up just above where my socks ended then became all bunched up them BOOM they exploded out into a super big puffy pleated skirt with frills and pink polka dots. Straps grew out from the top and were wrapped around by boobes and back. My sweater was next changed from thick black wool to a light soft blue cotton, the sleeves rolled up creating nothing but puffy shoulders and it split down the middle with large red buttons barely holding the shirt together around my massive honkers, and finally, the neck extended into a collar. Then a pair of cartoonish gloves appeared on my three-fingered hands and then a large purple and pink striped bow tie. I looked down at my new clothing, I looked super cute and silly in them, I can’t believe I doubted the fact that I could pull something like this off.

“Looking good Marry, you super cute dear,” Lucy said admiring me which made me blush. “I knew you would look good as a clown but I could never imagen this good.”

“Lucy?” I asked I looked super cute and was fully a clown but something was still off, “Are you sure that there isn’t anything else?”

Lucy walked over to me and looked me down every curve and every inch of my body. “I don’t know what do you think?”

I shrugged then I felt a strange feeling in my legs. I looked down and they looked flat? Not 2D flat but my shoes looked like they were drawn on. The two of us watched as my shoes became simple losing their visible stitching and looking more cartoonish with thick black outlines. The strange feeling spread upwards through my legs, my legs became even more slender and felt as flexible as a rubber hose, as well as losing texture looking like a simple stylized drawing. The same thing happened to the rest of my body as it became more simple and stylized losing all its sharp edges and complex shapes and details with them becoming smoother, rounder, and simplified. It then finally moved up to my head causing it to become larger and rounder with my eyes growing to ovals and my mouth becoming bigger. And my colors became brighter and more vibrant. I looked at myself I could hardly believe my eyes, Lucy pulled out a mirror to show me what happen to me. I looked like a toon straight out of a rubber hose era picture show, but with color.

“You look like you just came here from Toon Town dear,” Lucy said pacing around my now cartoon body. I don’t blame her if I saw a gal who looks like she jumped straight out of television I would be surprised too. “So how is my toony clown feeling, you like it?”

Like it? I felt super weird and silly like I couldn’t stop moving and my brain was jumping around in my head I couldn’t concentrate on a single thing without jumping to another topic. My body felt like it was made out of putty as if I could stretch myself and mold it to my crazies' whims. What even was I? I was far gone from human, but I felt like myself but freer like a weight was lifted off of my shoulders. I know what I am, I am Marry not the boring girl who did nothing with herself letting everyone walk over her. I’m the Marry I always wanted to be, I am a clown!”

My face lit up with my smile stretching to the edges of my face as I leapt towards Lucy hugging her tightly my arms stretching like taffy wrapping around the both of us countless times and tying themselves in a nice knot. “Like it? I love it, Lucy! This is the happiest I have felt in like forever!” Lucy smiled and tried to hug me back by my arms were too tight so she couldn’t move her’s. I looked at her and it seemed like I was squeezing all the air into her head as it was inflated like a big balloon. I let go of her my arms untieing and spinning her like a top as they returned to normal.

Lucy took a deep breath and got her bearings after her spin, “Told ya there was nothing to worry about dear,” she said with a wink. “But I got a few more surprises for you,” Lucy has more surprises for me? I wonder what they are, golly I feel like a kid on Christmas! She opened up her desk again and pulled out two boxes wrapped up like birthday presents. “A little gift to celebrate your rebirth as a clown,” she said handing the two brightly wrapped boxes to me.

I eagerly tore into a blue box as fast as I can, I couldn’t wait to see what is inside the suspense was killing me. And in the blue box was a whoopie cushion? Oh, I remember you! This was what brought me here, well I’m glad to have this on hand for old time's sake. You know what this is going on my favorite chair after I get one. And in box number two a red one this time was (drum roll please).

“Hey who turned on the light?” a familiar voice came from the box as I finished opening it. No, it couldn’t be it was her!”

“Mittens!” I cheered as I took her in my hand, “I was wondering what Lucy did you?” And there she is, a silly living hand puppet who was once a friendly girl I meet when I first came here. I wanted to be her friend even before she was a puppet and now we can be together.

“Yeah that’s my name, don’t wear it out, and who are you some kinda looney toon?” She puppet asked in her high-pitched voice as she tilted her head and looked at me.

“It’s me Marry, well the new and improved Marry!” I giggled giving myself a little spin.

“Marry!” the puppet said in shock, “I hardly recognized you girl, when the boss said she had plans for you I didn’t think she would pull out all of the stops?”

Lucy walked over a gave Mittens a pat on the head, “This was all her not me Mittens. And just call me Lucy from now on,” Lucy turned to me and pointed, “She is your new boss now.”

“You mean it!” the two of us said in unison getting in her face with large smiles on ours.

“She is all yours Marry,” Lucy said with a large smile, “I’m more of a hands-on actor and that means I need two hands, but Mittens was such a hit I couldn’t take her off the stage so I hope you two can work together.”

“You got it, Lucy!” the two of us said once again in unison while giving her silly salutes.

I slipped Mittens on my left hand, she fits like a glove as if she was always meant to be on my gloved hands. I could feel her and she could feel me I assume, we were in sync. Suddenly she started to change, the clothing stitching vanished becoming a smooth seamless surface. She was becoming a cartoon like me! Her textures vanished like mine, her colors became vibrant, and she get thick black-out lines like me.

“Golly gee, I’m a toon like you Marry?” she said poking at her rounder and smoother body.

“I got a theme and if you’re going to be my hand puppet you gotta match,” I said patting her.

“Well turning from felt to ink is nothing compared to turning from flesh to felt so it’s not a big deal,” Mittens said prodigy at her new cartoon self. “Wait I just remembered that Lucy gave me something!” Mittens reached around in her pockets and pulled out a pink deflated balloon that I recognized instantly, it was Pinky! She was turned into a toon like Mittens, but it still was the same Pinky “She was a bit lonely without you boss so I kept her company.”

I took Pinky and took a mighty deep breath and then put her between my lips and blew her up nice, round, and bouncy. I pulled out a string from my pocket and tied it around her and to my right arm. “Oh, Pinky I missed you!” I said hugging the balloon, the clown image on it smiled back at me, “Gosh Pinky looks like you are more lively than ever!” She bounced up and down and winked at me.

“Well looks like everyone is back together, but girls now I have to ask the big important question,” Lucy said yanking the three of our attention from our reunion.

“What’s up boss?” I said, was she about to ask about THAT?”

Lucy walked back to her desk and sat down “Well you read my dairy Marry so you know that I-”

I already knew what she was about to say and my answer was,  “YES, YES, and YES, you don't even have to ask Lucy. You want a partner, I may be new to being a clown but I spent my whole life obsessed with them. I may mess up a lot but hey that’s just part of the fun, you taught me that remember? So when do I begin?”

“MARRY!” Mittens’ voice rang in my ear.

“What’s up Mittens?” I said looking at her confused, what happen everything was going smoothly.

Mittens slapped her face and shook her head, “Marry you slipped on a piece of wrapping paper and flew out the window, the three of just have been flying for half your speech.”

“Wait what?” I said I looked down, she was right we are flying forward. I stomped my feet down coming to a screeching halt in the air. “Problem solved!” I said putting my hands on my hips proudly as I just saved myself from flying off to who knows where.

“Ok, but how are we going to get down?” Mittens ask poking my side, “Pinky looks big but you heavier?”

“Well…?” I didn’t think of that. Wait how am I standing on thin air? I looked down at the sea of clouds below me while scratching my head. “Oh, I get it cartoon physics, “I said with a laugh, “Wait how do I get back down?” Then it hit me I’ve seen how this ends hundreds of times I looked at Mittens and she looked at me and I pulled out a sign that read “HELP” and began to fall.

“Marry, do something!” Mittens screamed as we fell through the sea of clouds.

“Don’t worry I got it!” I said confidently in my new clown powers. I reached into my pockets hoping that my plan would work, I rummaged around what felt like an infinite space with countless props that seemingly came with the new clothes and began to pull them out. Rubber chicken? Nope. Unicycle? Nope. Pie? Nope. Bowling Ball? Nope. I conveniently had nothing that would be helpful just like luck huh?

“Marry try Pinky!” Mittens shouted pointing at the large pink balloon tied to my wrist.

“Why didn’t I think about that?” I said shrugging, I grabbed Pinky and held her close to my face. “Alright, girl let's see how big you can get.”

SPLAT!!!

My world went dark as I hit my head on something. I opened my eyes and everything was distorted. I saw the bright blue sky with the sun shining overhead.

“Marry! Marry! Marry!” a voice called out to me. I pink and white figure loomed over me blocking out the sky, she reached down and pulled me up. “Marry are you alright?!” It was Lucy.

I shook my head and everything was cleared up in an instant. Behind me, there was a hole in the exact shape of me that went pretty deep into the sidewalk. “Did I do that?” I asked pointing at the me-shaped hole in the ground.

“Marry are you ok, I get you’re a clown and all dear but you fell hundreds of floors not every clown can just walk it off?” Lucy asked inspecting me and brushing off dirt from my body.

“I guess I feel fine,” I didn’t feel any different from before I fell to the ground, I guess that is the perks of being a living cartoon. Yeah, I guess I’m kinda invincible now if I can survive a fall that tall then I guess I can take any kind of beating as a toon can. I smiled and pointed at myself, “I’m not the same old Marry that I was before, I’m like a cartoon now throw whatever you want at me and I will just bounce back!”

“And don’t forget about me, Boss!” Mittens cheered.

“Well if you two are ok then let's get back to my apartment I still got a lot to talk about,” Lucy said walking away motioning me to follow her.

Each step she took her massive behind bounced back and forth in a hypnotizing way that made it impossible to say no even if there was no way I would ever refuse. I followed her my eyes glued on her ass, Mittens started tugging at me trying to get my attention but I ignored her. I even ignored the growing shadow forming around me. Wait the large shadow growing around me?

SPLAT!!!

My world went dark again.

“Marry not again!” Lucy’s voice called to me.

Something heavy was on top of me flattening like a pancake. I sprung up blasting my head through hardwood, metal, and wires. I looked around and saw that I was sticking out of a grand piano like whack-a-mole. I looked at Lucy and smiled with the piano keys sticking out of my mouth. She looked at me and laughed. Other clowns and humans walking by noticed me and began to laugh. Something deep and old told me that I should feel bad they were laughing at me for getting hurt, but my heart, body, and mind told that part to get lost. I imagined that I looked like an absolute fool sticking out of the piano with a goofy smile on my face. They weren’t laughing at me getting hurt because I was in pain (which I was somehow not toon logic I guess), they were laughing because I looked silly. I couldn’t help by join in and laugh as well.

Suddenly another thud hit my head returning it to darkness. I heavy metal box fell on my head with my head breaking through the bottom getting stuck in the box. I struggled to pull my head free and with a pop, I got what I found out to be a large safe off my head and spit out a stream of coins like water.

“Come on Marry, let's get you back inside before anything else crushes you,” Lucy said between laughs lending me her hand.

I took her hand and she pulled me out of the piano, “Sure thing Lucy not that I mind it, I feel kinda f-” Something heavy hit my head, and my world went dark yet again. I looked around trying to find out what happened as it felt like there was something round and heavy resting on my shoulders in place of my head, whatever that heavy thing rolled off and fell straight on my foot causing me to jump in pain (but the pain quickly went away within a moment) and my head popping out from between my shoulders. I looked at Lucy who covered her mouth as she was giggling, and then looked at my feet. “Oh, there's my bowling ball I said picking it back up, I thought I lost this bad boy.”

“Man when you told me that you were unlucky when we first meet I never imagined that it was this bad boss?” Mittens said to me between laughs, “Well I better get used to it, as I’m along for the ride too”

Lucy handed me an umbrella “Looks like that unlucky part of you became your main trait Marry.” she gave a slight giggle as I took it, “This should help you

“Yeah, you would think I walked past a gazillion black cats and broken an entire warehouse of mirrors with how unlucky I have become,” I said opening the umbrella, “Mind if I keep this I might ne-”

ZAP!!!

I random bolt of lightning struck me down giving me the shock of my life I stood there for a moment then Mittens and I crumbled into a pile of ash. I looked up at Lucy who had a worried look on her face.

“Oh dear,” she said looking down at the chard pile that I was, “You seem to be an even bigger misfortune magnet than before Marry.”

I quickly popped back up and dusted off myself and Mittens and said with a thumbs up, “Don’t worry I’ve always been this unlucky!”

Lucy grabbed my start to walk me towards the entrance to her building, “Well come on Marry let's get you inside before you get into any more trouble.

It was a surprisingly long and grueling trek up to the top, everything in the world seemed to be out to get me, I look away for half a second, and someone half haphazardly tosses a banana peel in my path causing me to slide into a garbage can. Things would appear from seemingly out of nowhere above me and crush me or bonk me in the head. Everything was trapped for me I couldn’t take a step without the possibility of becoming a slapstick show for all to see, as annoying as it sounds it is actually kinda fun. I never knew what was around the corner and if I would be landing face first in a pie or stumble and fall, and that was the fun part don’t forget the countless people laughing and smiling at me with each misstep and fumble. This was who was I meant to be, a silly slapstick clown whose life is filled with the silliest misfortunes.

The two of us finally made it back to Lucy’s apartment, she sat me down on her couch and sat next to me so close that are massive behinds were touching. She looked at me and smiled, up close she was even more beautiful than before, she gave me an innocent smile and even that was the most beautiful thing I had ever laid my eyes upon. She warped her arm around my shoulder and pulled me in close. Then she kissed me on her lips, I thought that our kiss back during her show would be the best kiss I had ever had but this one topped it. She backed off and smiled. My face became bright red and smoke came from my ears like a train whistle.

“Why don’t we break in that new body of yours Marry?” she said running her hand through my hair, “Seeing you get smashed, shocked, and all those other flops that happen made me curious about what your body is truly capable off dear?” She untied my bow and started to undo my shirt’s buttons. “And after we have some fun in only a way that a clown can experience why don’t we talk business?”

I simply nodded, I wanted her and she wanted me. I never had someone look at me like she did, she looked over my body like I looked at countless other girls jealous of their looks. But I can tell she didn’t want me just for my body, I was her new playmate and the two of us couldn’t wait to play. I reached to her and began untying her tie and slipped her buttons off her shirt as she did to mine, I slipped Mittens off my hand putting her away between my breasts causing her to disappear between them. Soon the two of us were naked in all of our chalk-white beauty. I leaned in and kissed her causing the two of us to flop on the couch.

“Marry after we are done with our fun time why don’t I blow you up like a big old balloon and show you around town,” she said with a lustful glint in her eyes.

“Sounds fun,” I said looking at her growing balloon between her legs, “But first I want to see you blown up, I want to know what it is like to play with a big round balloon.”

Lucy kissed me and smiled, “I know that the two of us are going to have plenty of fun together onstage and off as partners Marry.”

Marry, I like that name but it could be better. I put my finger over her lips and smiled. “Call me Merry with an E. My name’s now Merry, Merry Misfortune.”

“I like it,” she said with a smile pulling me close, “Now let's see what that mouth can do dear?”

“Want me to start with your lips or your dick?” I cooed hoping it was the latter.

She shrugged, “You chose, dear.”

“You got it, boss!” I said as seductively as I could and locked my eyes on her shaft. “Looks like I’m more of an adult toon than I thought. so, all you kiddies at home better head to bed now, it’s time for the adults to have fun!” I said with a giggle, as I lowered my head to her shaft.

That’s All Folks…

Epilogue

Merry Misfortune quickly became a rising star in the world of Clowns. She made her big debut to the world in the circus Lucy’s Wacky Whimsical Circus of Fools and Wonders, she was Lucy’s unlucky klutz partner always bringing extra flair and excitement to their performances with how nothing could ever go right for her. Merry also had her sock puppet best friend Mittens who always ended up getting caught in Merry’s antics despite her best attempts to keep her out of danger. Merry became so popular that she even got her own TV show called “The Many Misadventures of Merry Misfortune” as a side gig between circus performances. Her acting carrier even got her a starting role with Clown Town’s rising silent movie star Mona. Her escapades didn’t end on the big screen and under the tent, she also got her own show at Juicy’s Jolly Join where she and other toon clowns transformed humans into more toon clowns or cartoon props.

The life that Merry knew before slowly became nothing but a distant memory as time passed to the point that she could barely remember the most important details about who she was before and what life was like as a human, feeling like she was always a clown as the years past. But that didn’t matter to her, she was don’t what she loved most making people happy and alongside the woman who made her happy.