Excerpt from "The House of the Dulla Longplay No Damage All Secret Paths & True Ending" video captions

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "UGH!" BLAM BLAM BLAM "UGH!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM PING PTOO PTOO BLAM BLAM "HUuu..." BLAM BLAM BLAM "Areeee!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "RELOAD!" CHK-CHUCK BLAM BLAM "UGH!" BLAM BLAM BLAM TINK TINK TINK TINK TINK CRASH CLANKCLANKCLANKCLANKCLANK THUD BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] Footsteps across pavement PING PING PING [Hold your fire] Stretching and shuffling of fabric PING PING PING [Hold your fire] Machine Gun Joe strides towards the Goldman Genetics headquarters front doors PING PING PING [Hold your fire] THUNDER CRASH WICKED ECHOING LAUGHTER Machine Gun Joe stops and looks up at the roof of the multistory building and spots a dark silhouette with glowing green and gold flowing off of it

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] MG Joe- "What in the-!"

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] ???- "Hurk!" The silhouette leaps from the room

PING PING PING [Hold your fire]MG Joe"Ah." He hops back as the silhouetted figure SLAMs into the ground and CRUNCH punching the earth where MG Joe just stood and caving in the pavement

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] ???- "HeHeHeHeHeeee..." The figure has landed in superhero pose and is revealed to be an armor clad and kilt wearing headless body with a scythe made of steel and slime and a human spine which almost distracts from the crackling magical energy pouring from the figure's neck stump

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] ???- "I've already taken care of Jean!" A brief flashback showing one of the four possible playable characters Pistol Paula getting her head chopped off with this dullahan's scythe because any character not currently being played is fair game to be killed in cutscenes

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] ??? "This is only the beginning..." Floating down after her body the dullahan's head slowly flies through the air on a jet of its own crackling magical energy discharge as she slips around and between the limbs and weapon of her own body just to showboat as her titlecard

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] Lady Reiver (Head of Collections for the Dullahan Council)- "YOU'RE NEXT!" She stands to her full height and slings her scythe over her shoulder in a battle ready position as her head flies high into the sky with eyes aglow and magic aura building like she's about to shoot lasers from her eyes but

PING PING PING [Hold your fire] MG Joe- "Heh, dumb broad doesn't even know I'm into this." He cocks a stupid grin as a GLINT of light shines off his chrome dome and he cocks his machine gun and

BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "Hehehe, that tickles! HI-YAH!" TINK TINK "How did-" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "HI-YAH!" BLAM TINK TINK "Uh?!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM TINK BLAM BLAM "rrrRAGH!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM "RELOAD!" CHK-CHUCK BLAM "Uh?!" BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM DOODILY-DOOT "OVERKILL!" BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT BRRRRRRRRRRRRR