A fetish story for fans of Natural body Magic. Reader discretion advised.

This story is brought to you by the user bigotonoto, who asked if I'd ever consider writing a vertical split story. I said no, vertical splits only work as pictures and not as stories since there's nothing narratively or sexually interesting to do with that configuration. But then he used my massive ego against me and convinced me that I could totally write a great vertical split story.

I failed, but here's a vertical split story anyway. Brought to you by hubris and ego stroking.