So, I saw that a furniture store changed their name and put their website on their sign out front. It had "tfs" in it, so it made me do a double take. Then I thought, ordering a "tf" online, delivered to your door...how fun! Then I thought, what if it was sent to the wrong address...that could be fun, or maybe that could be awful. Here's a quick Christmas time story involving cyber attacks (which I know nothing about), online transformations (which I know even less about), and handsome anchormen (which I still don't know anything about). Enjoy!