I didn't hear her, Sam thinks, so maybe..."OHHHH" he screams loudly. The pleasure program runs its code, giving Sam a wonderful release.
- Female Statue has reached 100% rigidity- The computer states to the room.
Female Statue has completed the data dump as requested. Any information as to who or what it was until now is stored somewhere else in a server room owned by the company. Female Statue will hold this pose as programmed, the newly coated statue thinks, shutting down internal programs as designation is now: furniture.
"Wow, Lisa," Sam says breathlessly, "That new algorithm is amazing!" He can hear the computer reply to him.
- Room inventory has been updated: female statue, statue pedestal, and Test Engineer Sam. There is no 'Lisa' designation. -
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