-Female Gold Statue- the computer voice says to the room -your old database 'Sherena' has been archived and you have been added to inventory-

The person formerly known as Sherena thinks, yes this feel so good to be an object...I don't regret what I have done.

-Male Gold Statue- the computer voice continues -your database is corrupted and will be deleted. the server space 'husband' as reserved by 'sherena' will not be saved.-

Wait, the Galactic Green demon thinks, what is it doing? Husband database? Oh, he reasons, that must be what Female Gold Statue reserved for Male Gold Statue. No, it can't modify me, Male Gold Statue is above that. Going through his hacked code, the green demon works feverishly to undo this transformation. To his defense, he had planned all along to do this, as this is not his first transformation, so he was ready. However, something is not quite right anymore...

-Male Gold Statue- the computer voice asks -please refrain from backing up your database. it will only be deleted shortly-

Male Gold Statue can feel its body changing, he thinks with a worry he has never known, Male Gold Statue can feel body becoming permanently stiff. Male Gold Statue is being transformed like all the others Male Gold Statue has trapped. Is this how...

-Complete- the computer voice says blandly -Male Gold Statue has had its database deleted due to corruption and has been added to inventory-

Oh, the former Sherena thinks, Female Gold Statue hopes that Male Gold Statue is enjoying this as much as she is. Male Gold Statue's pleasure programming feels wonderful, and Female Gold Statue wishes to have written a program this good for Male Gold Statue.

-Efficiency protocols have been activated- the computer voice states to the large room -Two separate statues will become one-

This this seems seems strange strange, the former test engineer and her 'husband' think as one, it it is is like like there there are are two two of...Couples Gold Statue.

-The current databases of each former person have now been deleted to form one, single item: Couples Gold Statue. Remove all processing capability from new inventory-

And at that, the room becomes completely quiet, both inside and outside the statue.

*** special collaboration with DeftMonkey: his render, my words ***