Ahoy Mateys! Today be National Talk Like A Pirate Day! And while the past and the space pirates be hogging all the glory, this pirate'll be celebrating the true modern day piracy with a silly rendering for you all!

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Yeah, just had this silly idea yesterday based on the excellent talk like a pirate day renders done by Ms-Frankie (which her most recent one can be found here: Space Pirates! ). Still working on the couple remaining Q&A answers, but when inspiration strikes, you have to go for it.